July 15, 2010

The Truth Will Out

Fucking marvellous.

News just released from the ONS informs us that each household in the UK owes a staggering £200,000.

This is due entirely to incompetence, mismanagement, fraud, theft and stupidity by the Labour Party. Previous governments have contributed but none of them did more damage than the Blair Brown Clusterfuck.

Words fail me.



Bucko said...

Can we not just default and make the Labour party responsible for paying it all? Out of their own pockets.

microdave said...

I have a couple of problems with this:

1) Almost every day a new (higher) figure is announced, so what IS the real debt?
2) This house is paid for, and none of the occupants owes anyone, anything.

Anonymous said...

The only real solution is simply to arrest every Labour politician from the last 13 years, freeze their bank accounts and assets and put them back into the public purse leaving all of them without a penny. That should bring down the national debt.
Once that's been done, don't imprison them, just have them all working in horrendously menial jobs for the rest of their lives, like cleaning fat from the sewers, or packing food in a factory and take 60% of their monthly income to go towards bringing down the debt also.

That would be a good deterrent to any wanna-be-politician who fancies f*cking up society as NuLabour have.

There should be a law against politicians destroying the nation and I think my proposal would work out just fine!

Caratacus said...

Harbinger - First Class. Like you I am not a vindictive man.... but could we also arrange for them to have compulsory ID cards; to do at least one tour in Helmand; to be compelled to live in a sink estate; and to be unable to turn on another bar of electric when it gets taters outside. Oh - and when they get old and infirm, they spend the remainder of their days in a crappy nursing home eating sludge and having their arses wiped by Romanian immigrants who speak no English.

D-Rex said...

Nope, I didn't borrow it I aint paying it back. And when they come round looking for their money I plan on being out.

Fascist Hippy said...

Well said CR, I totally agree with your comments but other than open rebellion then putting them all 'up against the wall', what the fuck can we do about it?