June 11, 2010

Palins Paps. Pure, Or Padded?

In the run up to electing a new president, some things are more important than others.

News reaches Ranty Barracks that uber-dipshit Sarah Palin has had an......adjustment. Verification of aforementioned alleged claims can be found here.

Or, if you are far too busy to click the link, you can compare and contrast here:

Never let it be said that I do not bring you incisive political stuff from around the globe.

This is obviously very important to some sad twat somewhere.

Have a bodacious weekend.



microdave said...

She's probably had them done to match the p0rn star who played her in the parody "Who's Nailin' Palin?"

Lisa Ann, if you must know - and yes, I claim the "sad twat somewhere" award....

Captain Ranty said...

Dave, Dave, Dave!

Get help.

They're only boobies....


PS-Where can I find that movie? I need it for my collection.

Mark Wadsworth said...

Worth every cent! Those are real nice boobies!

Captain Ranty said...


Grandad said...

Indeed, this is news of global significance.

I believe I can see them from my bedroom window?

Captain Ranty said...

Some guys have all the luck.

Are there any Russians to be seen in amongst all that adipose tissue?

The world needs to be told.


Anonymous said...

Curiousity requires I ask.

If you call her a "uber-dipshit" - what do you call Obama?


Captain Ranty said...


They haven't come up with a name for what he is yet.

But whatever it is, it will make chesty Sarah look like a brainiac.


Budvar said...

Obama? Isn't he the one who played "Chicken George" in Roots?

Indyanhat said...

I hope she wins and rules the entire planet, I would rather look at norks like those than OBAM EARS !!

Bucko said...

Indyanhat - I believe Obamas ears were done by the same placcy surgeon.

The Lincolnshire Poacher said...

Christ on a bike, you could play with those all day long...all week even.

But then, I've always been a sucker for a big tit..bitty, bitty.

Indyanhat said...

Bucko...are you serious...I thought he got them and whats between them from Dumbo!!!

Bucko said...

Indyanhat - I stand corrected. LOL

the "sad twat somewhere" said...

We may get a chance for a closer inspection - she's planning on coming to these shores:


But she claims they're real:

‘No, I have not had implants. I can’t believe we are even talking about this’