Blogging may be light for the last ten days of the month.
I am heading south to London tomorrow for a two day conference and then even souther to Tripoli for a swift visit. Libya is one of the tougher countries to blag your way into, but I'll give it a go. It may be a swift arrest followed by an even swifter deportation. I'm game for a laugh.
Naturally, I am underwhelmed at the prospect of what will probably be two full days in transit with dear old BA. Remember their old advert: "We'll take more care of yoooooo. Fly the flaaaag".
I will be staying at a hotel in G-G-G-Granville Place (W1H) for my stay in big, fancy London. If any of you wish to partake of the foaming ale, I will be the Northern drunken monkey causing trouble in any ale-houses near the hotel. (I never shit where I eat...). Wing a note to captainranty at btinternet dot com and if it's doable, we'll do it.
The last time I visited London there was sex, drugs, fighting, and a lot of shouting in my hotel room. The night porter came up at around 3 a.m and said "Really Captain! This has to stop, the other guests are complaining! Just how does one man, alone, cause such a ruckus?!".
PS-two popular telly shows from a thousand years ago got a tenuous mention in this post. There's a shiny donkey in the mail for whoever spots them first.
PPS-There won't really be any shiny donkey's in the mail. It would upset PETA. And think of the postage!
"Game For A Laugh" and - er - "I Never Shit Where I Eat"?
G-G-G-Granville. Open All Hours? Can't think of another.
Enjoy your boozing and have a safe trip.
Full marks between the two of you.
I'll start hacking the donkey in half. I'm leaning towards a band-saw but I am open to suggestions.
I can only do that with breeze blocks.
Live animals is a whole nuther ball game.
I'll need something that plugs in....
Put the animal in a freezer for 24 hrs first.
Now that, Richard, is a bodacious plan.
I'm off to buy a bigger freezer.
If you ever venture near Killie gimme a shout!
Although fuck knows why anyone would want to visit this shit-hole.
I certainly will Rab.
"Although fuck knows why anyone would want to visit this shit-hole."
To come visit with you, old pal. It would be reason enough.
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