October 08, 2010

Dealing With The Police



The AntiTerrorist produced this video last year. I'm not sure if I posted it, but there is no harm in putting it up again.

Listen and learn.

If you follow his advice (which is for entertainment purposes only) you will not come to any harm.

CR.

17 comments:

FireballXL5 said...

Good stuff, may well come in useful when the uprising kiks off :-)

Captain Ranty said...

Fireball,

If it does kick off we will need a new plan.

This stuff is useful every single day.

If you don't assert your rights at every opportunity, every time you interact with the police, you need to beef up. Find out what your unalienable rights are. Never, ever, swap them for the flimsy benefits the coppers offer in return.

We should have been taught this stuff at school. It should be second nature to us.

CR.

hangemall said...

CR, I have a little confession to make. I have "stolen" and adapted part of your NOUICOR (the fee schedule bit) to wave under the nose of any policeman/woman who happens to interrupt me in my lawful business.

I also added a bit telling them to make sure they are properly insured and that "Self bonding is no bonding and is Fraud" as per your post a month or two ago.

I would have asked your permission in private and sent you a copy for your permission and comments but I can't find an email address on your site. You have my permission to boot me in the arse if there is one.

I am currently trying to work on a similar A4 size sheet to do with EU statutes and treason, but I'm not quite so well versed in that. I'm currently dipping into Albert Burgess's site (acasefortreason.org.uk). Also, condensing every (relevant) thing onto a single sheet in nice big letters is proving difficult.

Keep up the good work.

hangemall said...

I meant to add that, in general, the police round where I live aren't all that bad. (Kissy kissy, licky licky. Let's be friends, but not so icky.)

Captain Ranty said...

H,

What's mine is yours.

The Fee Schedule is very important because just about the only thing these people think about is money. It will focus their attention.

Good work! Keep it up.

CR.

Bill said...

Chaps watch this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc&feature=player_embedded

its brilliant!
American true but brilliant.

Edo said...

Hey Ho Ranty, first time commenter, but I've been checking in for a while. Like your style mate.

I bought The Antiterrorist Handbook a few weeks ago and thoroughly recommend it. (for entertainment purposes only of course!)

Captain Ranty said...

Edo,

Good to have you here!

I bought it as well. I have also been thoroughly "entertained" by the book.

It is a must read for any free thinking souls.

CR.

Anonymous said...

I was talking to an off duty police officer in a social context recently in the south of england. They said they have a monthly quota of detections ie speeding stops, no seat belt stops etc and if they don't achieve them there are questions from their seniors. Who sets the detections? The Home Office. Astonishngly drink driving stops don't count as a detection. WTF

Captain Ranty said...

Bill,

That is a great video. We have a version of the 5th Amendment. We call it the "Right to remain silent".

We should all exercise it when in a room with a copper.

Thanks for the link!

CR.

Captain Ranty said...

Anon,

According to CMD the rozzers no longer have targets. He said they have been abolished. He said it in front of witnesses.

Are you calling Our Dear Leader a fibber?

Tut tut!

CR.

Bill said...

Ranty
The thanks is not required. It was one of those on the Youtube slider at the end of the ANTI T vid.

The police officer who stood up and said everything the lawyer said is true 'NEVER TALK TO THE POLICE' almost knocked me off my chair.

If anyone stops to think for a second, the Police are employed by the state, the prosecutors are employed by the state, the judges are employed by the state and all lawyers swear allegiance to the court which is of course the state.

If we the human beings do not consent the many forms of the state cannot act upon us and it all starts with NOT TALKING TO THE POLICE!

Captain Ranty said...

Bill,

Which is why your first question to the court is: Am I entitled to a fair hearing?"

The judge/mag/JP will say "Of course!"

Then you need to ask how that will happen.

If the prosecutor works for the state, the judge works for the state, and every other employee in the court works for the state, just how the hell will that "fair hearing" come about?

Even your own lawyer (should you choose to use one, I never will), if asked (using sodium pentathol) will tell you that his/her first duty is to the Law Society.

In a court-room, despite what you may hear or think, you are on your own.

The cleverest thing you can do is avoid going in one at all. With the odds stacked in their favour, what hope is there of a win?

CR.

Anonymous said...

CR Wasn't aware that CMD had said Rozzer targets abolished. Dug further and found a copper blog which confirms "the old central government targets are very much alive, re-branded, re-named and just as divisive as ever."!

Surely there must be intensive training in bald faced lying as pre-requisite before taking political office. Is that the media training they all have?!

http://inspectorgadget.wordpress.com/2010/10/06/police-targets-smashed-only-they-are-not-shock/

Captain Ranty said...

Anon,

He said so in his Big Speech.

Inspector Gadget also says he said it. So he did say it.

But, surprise surfuckingprise, it was a lie.

Meet the new boss, etc etc etc etc

CR.

James Higham said...

Oh well, as long as it's only for entertainment purposes, that's OK then.

Captain Ranty said...

Aye.

No point taking this as gospel.

The police won't like it.

CR.