April 12, 2011

As Thick As Mince

Is anyone else missing the intellectual giant  that was George Dubya Bush?

Me neither.

The man has the IQ of a clubbed seal.

America is seriously considering electing Dubya's younger, stupider sister, Sarah Palin, as their next POTUS .

Watch this video, my Merkin frenz, and resolve not to do it.




Katabasis said...

This is something that deeply puzzles me and disturbs me in my adventures across the right-leaning blogosphere:

Just how many otherwise intelligent right-leaning bloggers and commentators leap automatically to the defence of Bush and Palin. Why, oh gods, why!?

Captain Ranty said...


Never could figure it out myself.

Why the hell do they defend morons?

They should be made to pass a test or something.


Katabasis said...

I see it all the time over at Biased BBC - I find myself cheering the site on regarding all sorts of issues and then suddenly find myself feeling sullied for the outpouring of pro Palin sentiments. Yuck.

Yes I do agree that the BBC-Guardian axis are biased against her, that isn't mutually exclusive with her being a complete loon though!

Anonymous said...

Palin MILF.

Twisted Root said...

It would be a lot funnier without the canned laughter, but that's spectics for you.

The guy was not an orator or media savvy which in this scripted, synthetic modern age could have been a plus. The really creepy thing though is the way he kept doing a knowing wink and nod at some pretend friend in the audience.

Disenfranchised of Buckingham said...

Kat, Ronnie, best president in a century, got such a bad press for being stupid that I automatically think the opposite until there is evidence to the contrary.

Anonymous said...

The man is a buffoon of the highest order. This quote just about sums him up......

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."


Stealthchuckle said...

A chuckle brother from another mother xD

mescalito said...

what a prank monkey, if he didn't have so much blood on his hands i would feel sorry for him.

Mongo said...

Hi Captain,

Bush and his handlers had the world believing he was a moron, a dangerous one capable of anything.

Palin would be handled the same way.MILF ? I would (if I was single), in an angry hateful kind of way!


hangemall said...

Captain. Seeing the video reminded me that I still had this on my hard disc.

Worth a read if you like to laugh and cry at the same time.

Anonymous said...

Had America no one better to make president than this hopeless arsehole? It just proves how busted democracy is, not just there but all over the world.

Anonymous said...

You do know he is related of the Queen.

Enough said.

Anonymous said...

Sorry I can' write today. I meant to not of. hey ho.

Angry Exile said...

I think Dubya is probably brighter than he sounded and than the media painted him to be. You don't get to be President without a certain amount of nous and I can't believe he was only ever a puppet. It would have been a very poor choice of puppet for one thing - I'd want someone who looked a lot brighter than he was, not the other way around. But if it's the case that we're doing his intellect a disservice then, to paraphrase TISM, he's not just a cunt, he's a fucking cunt. If I thought he was a moron I'd be more understanding about some of the shit he pulled.

On the other hand if I was an American I'd be a lot more angry about it.

Anonymous said...

And you prefer the present incumbent, then?

Captain Ranty said...

"And you prefer the present incumbent, then?"

No. No I don't.

But it seems to me, (unless I have had a cynicism overload), that each is as bad, if not worse, than the last.

Looking back down the years we had some real statesmen. Men of honour.

No more.

All we get now are wankers.

Wankers with a PhD in being wankers.


Found A Voice said...

If I had a "quote of the day" on my blog, this would be it:

"Looking back down the years we had some real statesmen. Men of honour.

"No more.

"All we get now are wankers.

"Wankers with a PhD in being wankers."

LOL - bang on!

Anonymous said...

I love Sarah Palin!

Captain Ranty said...




Captain Ranty said...


Love her all you want. Buy a large box of tummy-wipes, if you must, but for the love of all that is holy, don't vote for her.

That's all I ask.


Anonymous said...

Hopefully Ron Paul might get in.


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