April 08, 2011

This Week In Pictures

If only.

If only we all switched brands, like the Arabs:

We could stop maniacs like these:

Like I said: if only.

Have a great weekend.

Don't be thinking about Grovelling Cameron and that £6.5 billion handout for Pakistan. Don't be thinking about the new Finance Act that doesn't affect MPs. Don't be imagining that that thieving bastard Elliott Morley will get anything like a fair sentence for his abuse of public trust. Don't be heeding the words of the Righteous on how dangerous alcohol is. It isn't.

In fact, just spend some time thinking about you and yours. Have a think about how best you can protect each other. Clue: Imagine no government. None at all. Even the Belgians seem to manage quite nicely without one.

So can we.



will said...

Captain, i couldnt find any way of contacting you so apologies for this off topic hijacking of your post.
i saw this and thought of you
it seems employers creaming profit from your labour is as much a legal fiction as everything else.
more power to you

Captain Ranty said...


Thanks for the link.

I tend to disregard much of what Wiki has to say. I have seen many instances of incredible bias, but in this case they seem to have it right.

It gets worse. Have you looked at "Dead Peasant" insurance? Employers take out a policy on (key?) workers and if the employee dies, the company collects the payout. Lovely.

I read your piece BTW, it is spot on.


Anonymous said...

Dear Captain,

It seems that the plan of the "elite" is to create "flock of sheeple" by reducing the IQ of the serf class (us). They are doing this from an early age by "inoculating" children with vaccines that contain mercury and by putting fluoride in the water.

I have a sneaking suspicion that "alcohol" nullifies the effects of mercury and fluoride. That's why there is so much advertising against booze and why the "elite" keep hiking the price.

The other side effect of alcohol is it makes the opposite gender look sexier.

Captain Ranty said...


I think their plan is almost realised. Project Dumb Down The Proles is at an advanced stage.

Of course, it is impossible to unvaccinate and unflouridating will be tricky, so I am not sure how we reverse the process.

Drinking more has its attractions!


Stealthy said...

Good post as always :)

Mongo said...

Nice post Captain,

Agree with every word!, I get by on alcohol and a simmering rage just fine!

Captain Ranty said...

Thanks guys.

I've had those images for a while but I never had a reason to use them, until today.


Tarka the Rotter said...

Captain Ranty,

I come to your blog each day in search of sanity, and without fail I find it. Thank you.

Tarka the Rotter said...

"The other side effect of alcohol is it makes the opposite gender look sexier".

MMmmm, well George, if you drink enough it makes the same gender look sexier - six pints of lager tends to do it...heh heh

Captain Ranty said...

Thanks Tarka.

Very kind of you to say.

There are quite a few people out there that say I am deranged....


Captain Ranty said...


All fairly accurate apart from the kiddy fiddling, which is a sport only the elites can play.

Our society is riddled with them. Same for the European upper echelon.

Cancer is (generally) a disease for the old. If we live long enough, we will all contract one cancer or another. The fuckwits paying for the studies pay for the "right" result.

Keeps the spineless, gormless, personalityless mongs in work, see?