April 09, 2011
Distressing and Distraining The Census Drones
I received a letter this morning from the General Register Office for Scotland. It contained threats, and it informed me that the Notice I sent them on 27th March 2011 was not a defence against completing their inane forms.
I disagreed and replied thusly:
"Dear Simon Hazlewood
Thank you for your letter dated 7th April 2011. It arrived this morning, 9th April 2011. You were given seven days to reply. Unfortunately your letter missed my deadline by six days. In law, victory is mine.
I am not going to complete your census forms. I cannot. On July 15th 2009 I entered Lawful Rebellion. This is a right, an obligation, which every Briton must exercise when evidence comes to light that the monarch has violated her Coronation Oaths, and/or that parliament has committed treason. Both of these things have occurred. I sent a total of four affidavits to Elizabeth Windsor at her London residence. She has not disagreed with my lawful standing. She knows that I have revoked my allegiance to her and sworn it instead to the Barons Committee formed in 2001. My instructions from the Barons Committee via Magna Carta 1215 Ch. 61 are clear: “together with the community of the whole realm, distrain and distress us in all possible ways, namely, by seizing our castles, lands, possessions, and in any other way they can, until redress has been obtained as they see fit…”
I am ill-equipped for castle-seizing, but obstructing the government by not filling in nonsensical forms is easy. You may doubt that MC1215 is valid. I assure you that it is. Various governments have (unlawfully) repealed sections of it but Ch 61 remains in force for all time. MC1215 is not a statute, it is a Treaty. Moreover, it was given life forty years before the first parliament was formed in 1265.
No doubt you will threaten me with a fine, or court, or both. Neither fills me with terror. On the contrary, I look forward to proving my lawful standing in court. My appearance will be given the oxygen of publicity via my blog, (which is visited by around 1000 people per day), and spread by over 130 blogs sympathetic to my cause. Total readership numbers in the millions.
I am oath-sworn to uphold only Natural Law. I will not cause harm, injury or loss to another living man or woman; neither will I make mischief with my contracts. Statute Law is meaningless to me. That includes the Census Act 1920.
If, however, you are hell-bent on enforcing statutes, I am curious to know why you will not enforce this one:
[To pre-fine someone in Scotland is contrary with the] Claim of Right Act 1689, "By imposeing exorbitant fines to the value of the pairties Estates exacting extravagant Baile and disposeing fines and forefaultors befor any proces or Conviction"....."All which are utterly and directly contrairy to the knoune lawes statutes and freedomes of this realme".
I have been preparing for court for almost three years. I would be most happy to meet you there. My fee for appearing in court is one thousand (1,000) ounces of silver per hour. Any invitation to appear will attract those fees, and if such an invitation is received by me, you are agreeing to my fee schedule. This is non-negotiable. My time on this planet is limited and I value it greatly.
I strongly urge you to take advice from a lawyer trained in constitutional matters. He or she will inform you that you have already lost.
Without ill-will, frivolity or vexation
I will keep you updated.