I like Chris Mounsey. I liked him before I read this. I like him an awful lot more now.
Soon you will be faced with choices.
Here they are:
You can vote Labour-but just after you cast your vote, rush off and have the following tattooed on your forehead- "I am a fuckwit".
You can vote Conservative-but just after you cast your vote, rush off and have the following tattooed on your forehead- "I am a gullible twat".
You can vote LibDem-but just after you cast your vote, rush off and have the following tattooed on your forehead-"I do not have the first clue about politics".
Or, you can vote for a party that will actually do something, a party that will dare to be different.
You can vote LPUK, who will get the government off our backs, and much more besides.
You can vote UKIP, who will get us out of the EU, and much more besides.
Those two things alone will change all our lives for the better.
And before you start screaming "They have no experience!"
Have a close look at the state we are in thanks to those with experience.
Over to Mr Mounsey:
We are broke. Our country — whatever it may once have been — is now laden with debt. And this isn’t “the government’s debt”: it is our debt. The government has no money but what it takes — what it extorts — from us. We have gone beyond consensus politics: if a man were to come to your door, with a gun, and demand half of everything that you earned — on pain of severe punishment, on pain of the total ruination of your life — would you not protest? For a moment, lay aside those dutiful thoughts of those starving millions beyond your gate, and think, instead, of those within your own household — within your own family: would you not rather protect them first?
Of course you would: they are your kith and kin and you would expect — would you not? — that everyone, like you, would defend theirs against you were you the one holding the gun. The government has now utterly removed from you the means of protecting yourself and your family against the man with the gun: indeed, you dare not defend yourself because you fear that it is you, not the mugger, who would end up in the dock. For the government is the man with the gun, demanding tithes from you: the government is here, at your door. But not randomly.
The government has gone out and bought itself nice things — plasma TVs, second homes, duckhouses, moats. And jobs, and votes. All of those things that you could not afford — because it has been here before: at your door, with a gun.
Five years ago, it was here — threatening you with prison if you did not pay up — for the sake of all of those children who were not yours. You paid, because you had no option.
Four years ago, it was here — threatening you with prison if you did not pay up—for the sake of all of those unhealthy who were not yours. You paid, because you had no option.
Three years ago, it was here — threatening you with prison if you did not pay up—for the sake of all of those uneducated who were not yours. You paid, because you had no option.
Two years ago, it was here — threatening you with prison if you did not pay up — for the sake of all of those feckless bankers who were not yours. You paid, because you had no option.
One year ago, it was here — threatening you with prison if you did not pay up — for the sake of all of those MPs who had no duck-houses or second homes or moats. You paid, because you had no option.
And now the government has spent everything that you had to give, and more, on its pet projects — on buying its second homes, on buying its duckhouses, on buying its votes — and none of it benefited you and yours. Not even by one iota.
The government didn’t care that you couldn’t afford to give any more: it didn’t care that you had no money. The government didn’t care that you had lost your job: the government didn’t care that all of those thousands of pounds it took in National Insurance payments translated into a few hundred when you were in need. And now, when you are getting back on your feet — back in a job that is not as good as the one the government destroyed, back struggling to look after your family on the pittance you are paid, back paying off your debts — the government, too, is back: it’s back with the gun.
The government is back — demanding half of what you broke your back to earn — because it has more grand schemes, more votes to buy, more trinkets to deliver to its favoured ones.Will you so willingly hand over the sweat of your brow? Will you so willingly condemn you and yours to penury? Will you capitulate again?
Or will you fight?
Join us — and help us to stop the extortion.
Join us — and understand that providing for you and yours is not a sin.
Join us — and realise that a society that pulls together is a society that stays together.
Join us — and help us fight for a future in which people help each other voluntarily, because it is right and fitting to do so.
Join us — and help to build a future in which men, women and children take back their work, their birthrights, their dignity and their compassion from a government that cares nothing for you.
Because — whether the government is Tory, Labour or Lib Dem — soon you will have nothing left to lose.
Leader, Libertarian Party