January 20, 2011

Dail Eireann Disintegrates...

...and not a moment too soon.

This is fantastic news for the Irish. For far too long Biffo* Cowen has ruled with a muddled mind. Superimpose his face on Colostomy Browns head and you have essentially the same deluded fuckwit. Unelected and useless, (sound familiar?), Biffo drove his nation into that godawful position that forced them to beg for money from Gollum von Rumpouy. I'd rather stick pins in kittens eyes.

Biffo was almost ejaculatory when he got through his vote of no confidence on Tuesday. His tumescence lasted less than 48 hours, having, as he did, a minor brainfart. Chubby Biffo decided to have a reshuffle, which has backfired spectacularly. What I find difficult to comprehend is just how long the sainted Irish allowed the fat bastard to sit in office. He is about as much use as a trapdoor in a canoe.

Full story here, if you can stand the laughs.

If I may be so bold as to offer a little advice to our Irish friends: be careful who you vote for. Between now and the election countless experts are going to tell you to vote for one of the big, established parties. Avoid this in the same way you avoid ebola. All of these "established" parties are incompetent. They are all the same. You will do yourself no favours by replacing fuckwits with fuckwits. Vote instead for every independent on the ticket in every constituency.

That way, they will never form a government, and if they never form a government, they cannot sit around and decide how to waste your money in ever more imaginative ways. Your country is in the shit. Often, the best course of action is to do absolutely fuck all.

It works for Belgium. They have had no government for nearly eight months and no-one is any the wiser.

Good luck. You are going to need it.


*Biffo, I was delighted to learn, stands for Big Ignorant Fecker From Offaly.


Grandad said...

This has been a most bizarre day. Talk about a slow motion train crash! The government is literally disintegrating as we watch with a third of the entire front bench resigning.

I honestly do think we would probably be better off with no government at all. Virtually every decision that they have taken in the past two years has sunk us deeper into the ordure.

Incidentally, your explanation of Biffo is incorrect. The middle word is usually spelt with a 'u'. Heh!

mescalito said...

ranty did you see this Blair faces Iraq Inquiry for a second time on yahoo mail?

heres the link: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20110121/tuk-blair-faces-iraq-inquiry-for-a-secon-dba1618.html

Guthrum said...

At least this time the Brits are not going to blamed for this and ballads sung in pubs across the world of the evil done to Ireland.

FireballXL5 said...

The trouble is a good portion of the voters, in any country, are fuckwits. Some of them, against all the evidence, continue to believe what politicians say, that MMGW is real and that the EU is a good thing.