May 18, 2011

Politicians. Bonobos. Same Same.



I was planning a huge expose of politicians and their unnatural rutting, complete with facts, figures, referenced articles, the post-coital fall-out, the damage to relationships and the abuse of public money and private trust.

Then I realised that all we needed was this 40 second video clip.

CR.

12 comments:

Steven Uk said...

Those monkeys are far better looking than most politicians and probably more useful.

Steven Uk said...

And another difference is that those monkeys shaft each other while the politicians just shaft us.

I'm ere all week.

Captain Ranty said...

With lines like that you're most welcome :)

CR.

Chuckles said...

What have you got against bonobos then?

Captain Ranty said...

Well, they shag you without even asking.

Just like the politicians....

Mind you, if the bonobos were running the country I wouldn't complain.

But how would we know?

CR.

Groompy Tom said...

You've lost the plot Captain!

Them things, monkeys, yes that's it, monkeys look like their having the time of their lives going at it hammer and tongs.

Politicians are well known to just lay back and think of how best to fuck England.

richard said...

Unlike it's close relations the chimpanzee and the human, the Bonobo makes love not war.

James Higham said...

Far nicer to look at too.

I am Stan said...

Their scientific name is Pan Paniscus you know, oh and they`re 98% human.....apparently.

I had a girlfriend who looked like a Pan Paniscus, banged like one too!!!! appy days!!!

I need a drink ;(

Captain Ranty said...

Okay, okay!

I maligned the monkeys.

I'm sorry.

CR.

I am Stan said...

Thinking about monkeys, there was Monkey, Pigsy with that rake but who was the monk dude?...I`m a little confused today, drinking is not helping!!!, did I mention my wife`s leaving me, I spent the deposit for a house on booze...bah!

Land of hope and glory and did those fields in ancient times wander as a loony cloud from every hill top and evry valley I have a dream todahy.....

banned said...

I love watching these guys at Paignton zoo, equally amusing is the sight of young mums ushering their offspring away.

Fred the Shred outed in the Lords for Bonoboing the staff while his bank burned?