May 09, 2011

Fuck EU

Today is Europe Day.

I wanted to record the event by saying "Fuck EU".

Nothing personal, I am opposed to a united Europe. It makes no sense. None at all. Twenty seven separate nations, all rich in history, become poorer, bankrupt, even, when forced together, in some twisted shotgun wedding.

I love Europeans, All of them. I just don't see the need to be married to them. Let's just hold hands, or maybe go out for a pint now and then. We don't need to be joined at the hip.

Fuck EU.

The Orphans have a nice piece on the subject.

Over at Anna Raccoon's den is an interesting article exploring ways in which we can or should resist this ugly perversion of unification.

Fuck EU.

I have written many time about the abomination that is the EU. It is unnatural. It is unwanted. It is unwarranted. It is a vile union and it deserves a swift death.

Fuck EU.

As luck would have it, to despise, to revile, even to bad-mouth the union is a crime. So it brings especial pleasure to say "Fuck EU".

Say it loud and say it proud:


Fuck EU one thousand times with a syphilitic love stick.


Die now, and die ten thousand times. You are a sick, diseased, ridiculous idea. You were condemned before you drew breath. You are unelected, unaccountable, undesired and you are unnecessary.

Fuck EU.

You diminish.

You do not enhance.

Fuck EU.
You take away.

You do not add.

Fuck EU.

You steal, you control, you bring obfuscation, you bring confusion, you engender distrust. You are destructive, not constructive, you divide, you do not unite. You are corrupt, you thieve, you misinform.

You are the bastard child of demented parents. You are a throwback. You are a virus that no-one wants to catch. You are the 0.001% of germs that Domestos cannot kill, but we will find a way to destroy you. It is only a matter of time.

Fuck EU. Fuck EU. Fuck EU.


Getting the message?



Found A Voice said...

"As luck would have it, to despise, to revile, even to bad-mouth the union is a crime."

Is that true?!

Also, I agree with every word as well as your blog post on Osama above.

Just like you, I'm far from xenophobic (indeed I embrace the wide variety of life has to offer). None of the means that I should accept the EU and dangerous ideologies that tear at the very fabric of justice and freedom.


Captain Ranty said...

Oh yes.

It is a crime to criticise the glorious Union.

Didn't you get the memo?

I wrote about it some time ago.

I like the multi-culti culture too. I love foods from around the world and I love the colour that our many international citizens bring.

Just leave your weird shit at home.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

Easy fucking peasy.


Sackerson said...

I think you may have made yourself the potential subject of a European Arrest Warrant, hope you're posting this from outside the EU.

James Higham said...

I was thinking along these lines too.

Span Ows said...

brilliant and elegant description of the whole shite-heap. Further to Sackerson's link I do believe the "constitution" contained phrases akin to "guarding against dissent". Can't remember where or how but a couple of articles in it do suggest that in a future where the EU is what it hopes it will be dissent will be a no-no and with Corpus Juris you'd have no chance.

Anonymous said...

C'mon CR, don't beat about the bush, tell us what you really mean !

Woman on a Raft said...

This was also something the Reich pioneered in the Channel Islands.

It is Liberation Day there and they are celebrating that day the dregs of the Reich formally surrendered on a ship in St Peter Port on Guensey.

The Channel Islands never became part of the EU. Seen it all before, Is suppose.

TheFatBigot said...

You are by no means demented on this issue Captain. A treat to read.

Captain Ranty said...

Very kind of you to say so FB.


Captain Ranty said...

Thank you all for the great comments and all the Fuck EU's.

We will hang together on the gibbet in Brussels.