October 24, 2012

Heading South

To big fancy London.

Luckily, I have my handy tube map:

Sadly, I do have to travel to Hugh Grant country, but I will erase my memory, using chemicals if necessary, when I get back to my hotel.

Play nice, now. I'll be back Friday night.


PS-If you needed one more reason to loathe Piers Morgan, here it is:


Anonymous said...

With his skills he should consider a career in politics, he'd be a natural
The added bonus is if anyone asks you "what is a champagne socialist?" you could give a two word answer.

Paris Claims

Dave_G said...

Bit surprised to see 'gays' on your travel agenda Ranty - what have you been holding back on us?

James Higham said...

London eh? Taking your life into your hands there, young man.

Captain Ranty said...

Very true, PC.

Captain Ranty said...


Not a thing, sweetie, I tell you everything.


Captain Ranty said...


I will if we take off.

I hear the fog is a problem.....


Jay said...

Nice photoshop job on the Piers Morgan tweets. :P

You bastard, though! You're going to London now! We were in London on Sunday -- where the hell were you, sir?

It has taken me 12 refreshes for a captcha I can read, by the way. Fucking trolls!

Captain Ranty said...

Sorry Jay.

For everything!

Is it "shopped"?

I picked it up off Twitter. Looks slimy enough to be true...


Jay said...

well, I don't know if it's shopped. Impossible to tell when I look at the actual tweets. Could be a piss-take. Could be real. ?

Would have replied much sooner, but you know, the captcha thing -- 400 refreshes this time. Maybe I need specs. :P

Captain Ranty said...

I took the captcha thing off.

I'll get bombarded with shite now.

The things I do for youze guys....


Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

London is a fucking shithole. The thought of setting foot there once again after sixteen years of my life makes me shudder. London is a country within a country and full of fucking arseholes.