Like Drums?

Beat this. 

I needed five or six minutes away from the world.

This video of The Top Secret Drum Corps took me there.

A stunning display of skill.

CR.

Marcellus Is Revolting

He tells us why, he tells us when, and he tells us how. And I agree with every word.

Go. Read. Cheer. Support.

Because pretty soon the only people NOT actively supporting civil disobedience like this will be the insane, the drones, the feckless and the monumentally dim.

Sure, you can have a quiet life. You can close your door, then your curtains, then your mind, as you reach for the TV remote.

Sure, you can turn on, tune in to X Factor, and drop out.

Sure, you can ignore 1100 wrongful deaths in police custody, without a single prosecution, over the last 13 years.

Sure, you can ignore the damage El Gordo has done to your country. The same country he gave to Europe without asking your permission.

Sure, you can ignore the billions he gave to the banks. The banks that should have been allowed to bleed to death.

Sure, you can ignore the poll rigging, the vote rigging, the expense stealing, and the absolute hypocrisy of your elected officials.

Sure, you can stand by and smile ruefully as the high and mighty get off with serious crimes while us scum go to jail for almost nothing.

Sure, you can cheer for the warmists as they try again, and again, and again to take more money off you every month.

Or you can stand up, man up, and say, in a loud and happy voice "FUCK YOU!"

One of the shortest words in the English dictionary is "No". Enn Oh. How hard is that to say? You don't even have to say it all the time. You just need to say it once. Then, my friends, you will experience the sheer awesomeness of the word. It becomes addictive. You will want to say it to everyone, everywhere and all the time, because when you get used to it, you will learn that by saying "NO", you just took all their power away.

You are sovereign. You are special. There will never be anyone on earth quite like you ever again. Not ever.

Are you absolutely certain that you want to voluntarily hand all your power to morons in parliament? That thug wearing a police uniform? That plastic plod, that traffic warden? Those greedy, wasteful freaks down at your local town hall?

Do they deserve it? Do they give value for money? Do they offer any value at all? Do they deserve up to 80% of YOUR hard earned money every week, every month, every year, for ALL of your working life? Only to leave you with nothing in your last remaining years?

Like Marcellus, I have decided that everything stops. I will not conform. I will not obey. I will understand my place in the world and I do know that change starts right here, and right now. My biggest enemy isn't them. It's me. I have won the battle with myself. I am now taking the fight to them. I will win. Or I will die trying. I will no longer live on my knees, pretending that I dwell in a democracy, or a fair society. That myth is busted. Reality bites like a rabid wolf on PCP, but I am recovered, I am strengthened, and I am fully awake.

Here is another item in your arsenal.

Choice.

The scary part is choosing to say no. Cross that bridge and unlimited freedom awaits on the other side.

Don't be afraid though. You will find many friends on this side of the bridge. And we grow in number with each passing day.

Our newest friend is Marcellus.

And he is most welcome.

CR.

Free Nick Hogan Today

This is your opportunity to do a good a thing. It will also allow you to upset the nanny state.

The man pictured, Nick Hogan, allowed his customers to smoke in his pub. He was subsequently charged and taken to court repeatedly. He forked out around £50,000 of his own money to fight the nonsensical smoking ban in Britain. EVERYWHERE else in Europe retains a choice for their customers, but not here in Jackboot Britain. Here, their disgust for you smokers, and your tolerant non-smoking friends, is total.

They bankrupted him, and sent him to gaol for six fucking months. Lords who drive and text and kill people get released in 16 days. Women who steal £1 million from their employers walk out of court free. This sentence was pure spite wrapped in malice surrounded by vindictiveness. It has nothing to do with justice. This is the "Jackboot stamping in your face" that George Orwell wrote about in 1984.

Voice your displeasure. Show your contempt for their asinine statutes. Dig deep, and between us we can get this man home, where he belongs. Nick will thank you. His wife Denise will thank you. Freedom fighters everywhere will thank you.

 

Your humble captain thanks you.

CR.

Remarkable Speech (No. It Isn't From One Of Ours).

This amazing speech comes to us from  1958.

52 years ago this man, Robert Welch, saw with uncanny clarity what America was to become. And, more importantly, what needed to be done to stop his predictions from coming true. Not enough was done, and the America we see today is the result. The UK is there already.

Anyone heard of the guy? (Forgive my ignorance).

CR.

An Open Letter To David Cameron

Dear David,

Your understanding of the words "modern" and "radical" are a little shaky.

I thought, when I clicked "play", that I would indeed hear something modern and radical. Instead, I find myself consumed with indifference.

What a let down.

Who told you that the NHS is the single most important thing to Britons? Even I can fix the NHS overnight. What you need is wire wool and Dettol. Lots of it. Buying in bulk will offer great discounts. Clean the hospitals. While you are at it, clean out all the petty paper-pushers for whom we closed down hundreds of wards to accommodate. There must be many thousands of "target chasers" that we don't need. What we need are good cleaners and good nurses. Now that would be modern. 

The economy? Yes it's in a mess, and no, it isn't your fault. As much as I want to say it's all Gordon Browns fault, I cannot. Look south-east, to a tiny little city. They call it Brussels. In this tiny place you will find thousands of unelected people, whose sole job is to a) separate us from our cash and b) drown us in new statutes and unwanted regulation. Dump the EU and we are on the road to recovery. Now, more than ever before, (one of your favourite soundbites, I believe), we need to retract. We need to withdraw. We need to lick our wounds and rebuild our economy. No point looking to Brussels for that help. Our relationship with them is clear: we send them billions, and they send us legislation. Get us out of Europe, pronto. That would be radical. 

 Law. Hundreds of thousands of statutes, regulations, and statutory instruments bog our country down. Repeal them all. We only need one law: do no harm. It covers everything. The courtrooms of the last thirty years morphed into places of business. Justice is the last thing I would expect if I were ever to land up in a court. Massive changes are needed to restore our faith and our trust. Just in the last few weeks we learnt that a woman who stole £1 MILLION from her employer walked free. A Lord who killed someone whilst texting someone else when he was behind the wheel, left gaol after just 16 days. Yet a man called Nick Hogan, whose only crime was to allow people to smoke in his bar was gaoled for SIX MONTHS! He should be released immediately and apologised to. Change our justice system to reflect common sense and build (rebuild) the foundations on common law. Now that would be both modern and radical.

In fact, reform the smoking ban and you will immediately inject life into our failing pub industry. At the last count, more than 50 pubs per week are closing down, with average job losses at 10 people per site, isn't it time to get modern and radical with a smoking ban reform plan? You will gain the respect of 12 million people in a heartbeat. Restore choice. Do it now.

Climate change. Distance yourself from this fabricated nonsense as soon as you can. Each week reveals more and more lies. The modern way, the radical way, to approach science is to have datasets that tell the truth. Right now our scientists have sold their souls for research grants. Reinstate integrity and honesty and let's all deal with real issues, not ones that were dreamed up to scam money out of gullible politicians who really ought to know better. They con you out of money and guess who pays? That's right. Joe Public.

We are sick and tired of bailing out governments with all the spending ability of a two year old gerbil. Cut waste. Lose ALL the quangoes. Cut off ALL charities that are so clearly fake. Start with ASH. They generate around £15K per year rattling tins, but get half a million from the government just by looking sad and holding out their grubby little paws. That would be modern. That would be radical.

Cut the PC crap. You say in this disappointing video that you have or will increase to 60 the number of female MPs. Box ticked. You have increased the number of black MPs. Box ticked. You have increased the number of Asian MPs. Box ticked. Here's a clue Cammy: Labour have been ticking boxes for thirteen years. Look where that got us. I have nothing against females. I have nothing agains blacks. I have nothing against Asians. But get this, if white middle-aged heterosexual men can do the job better, hire them instead. As the meerkat says, simples.

Use all of the above, improve on it if you can. No charge will be issued from Ranty Barracks.

But for the love of all things holy, don't try and tell us that your band-aid solution for a gaping wound is going to help anyone.

Get my country back from the unelected, from the unaccountable, from the clinically insane lickspittles in Brussels. Then understand that major surgery is needed. Not platitudes.

Do that, Mr Cameron, and I will help you all the way.

Do it not, and you will fail. And I will use every atom I possess to help ensure that you fail.

Think on.

Captain Ranty.