December 16, 2009

Are you listening, God?

When those people who govern us can hurl £1.5 BILLION at a problem only the sane realise is a myth, but then struggle to find £150 million to protect our sons and daughters from IED's in Afghanistan, frankly, the world is fucked up.

Twisted priorities, twisted people, twisted politics.

Are you scared yet? I am fucking terrified, and I have walked away from it all. The mongs (aka the X Factor Generation) couldn't give a shit. They don't have the energy, or the wherewithal to give a shit. For them, it is all about what shite is on the propaganda unit this Xmas, and what bargains are to be found at cunting Iceland.

Meanwhile, our people are dodging fuckwits and their home-made bombs in Kandahar and Helmand, downtown Kabul is loaded with lethality, yet Karzai assures us that his mayor is purer than the driven snow, and the opium crops? Well, they are doing fine. "We should see a bumper crop this year Mr Snot-Mining Brown, thanks to the cannon fodder you are winging our way. That bollocks about the 22 new Chinooks due to arrive in 2013 is playing well too. Keep it up, fucktard".

All is well, and all will be well with the world.

God, or Gaia or Vishnu, or some-fucker, save us from this. The gibbons we have running this country have the combined IQ of a fucking facecloth.

Please tell us our misery will end. Please, oh please, oh please.

All we want is a competent government. How tricky is that? You made the entire fucking planet in seven days, how much longer do we have to wait for you to produce a government that knows what it is doing?

And no. The Tories will not do. The LibDems? Pu-leeze.

Send us a new team. A team that will keep to their promises. A team with honour. And integrity. And ethics. And morals.

Look, just send some fucking humans. That will do. No more cyborgs. No more unintelligent life-forms.

Is that too much to ask?



banned said...

"Is that too much to ask?"


I am Stan said...

Its sickening is it not how the powers that be can find billions to fund their pet schemes yet things that really matter to people and have a immediate and personal impact suddenly can not be funded...if your a bank,quango or connected to the political classes the tax payers money will flow...twisted and venal..

I dont know about God...if God took an interest I think he would send down a rain of fire on all our heads.

Bottoms ups...

watching said...


watching said...

Wisdom from the late George Carlin

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!

Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude.

Cold Steel Rain said...

I believe Sir.. You have hit the Nail upon the head. We are doomed.. Time for a G&T methinks.

Captain Ranty said...

Ah well. It was worth a try.


Harry J said...

I think we're going to have to do it ourselves. Not sure if you're signed up to the British Constitution Group Captain. If not you can read their latest newsletter here. A glimmer of hope at least.

Captain Ranty said...

I agree.

The deities are deaf.

I am signed up but I have not received my newsletter yet.

I pinched yours and reposted it above.