November 30, 2010

Gratuitous Snowy Sex



















We can treat this as a caption competition if you like.

As usual, no prizes will be awarded.

CR.

36 comments:

Bucko said...

Snow sex please, we're British

Captain Ranty said...

Ice one, Bucko!


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Bob said...

Cold Fingerrrr

Captain Ranty said...

:)

I notice he lost a couple as well...

CR.

Anonymous said...

How many points Brucie? Come dancing
down on its knees

Oldrightie said...

AGW fan doing what they do best to the rest of us.

banned said...

"Yeah, yeah, course I loves ya."

Which school was it erected outside of?

Captain Ranty said...

Lambeff, innit?

Nomine said...

it was her fault she was playin wi me snowballs, but heck when she said lets play hide the carrot how could i refuse!

Captain Ranty said...

"Hide the carrot"...fnaar fnaar.

Angry Exile said...

"Are you losing your erection or is it just global warming?"

On the subject, who wants to see a huge snow cock?

Captain Ranty said...

Nice cock there AE.

Standing tall and proud, as it should.

Thanks for erm, sharing.

CR.

Grumpy Old Twat said...

Brilliant! Now that's what I call a frozen sperm donation ... or is it just an 'ice scream' ;-)

intercourse with an ice-dick said...

oh hurry up won't you...i'm freezing me fuckin' tits off dear

James Higham said...

Not your sculpting skills, Cap'n?

Captain Ranty said...

No. I would have carved proper boobs.

Those are a little scary.

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ice dream said...

ooooh...mmm...i heard a frantic rustling sound...then felt his manly magnum eagerly probing between my enticingly exposed thighs...and my pussy just...melted

snow plough said...

is that an ice-pop i feel inside me?

Mark Wadsworth said...

That's really good, did you make that?

(That's a question, not a caption, obviously).

Captain Ranty said...

His...manly fucking magnum!!

That used to be my favourite ice cream, but that is buggered now. For all eternity.

You aren't a scriptwriter for the porn industry, by any chance? That line was vaguely familiar...

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Captain Ranty said...

Not me Mark.

I have enough trouble sculpting words.

It looks a bit East European to me. Look at girlies facial features.

I don't think it is British.

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spark up said...

19:36

i could swear those are diane abbott's wobblies...

Captain Ranty said...

Ah!

That explains my natural revulsion.

She subconsciously reminds me of a Labour fuckwit.

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diane dubble dollop said...

20:07

oh really! talk about euro-centric blinkers...this is a wholly inappropriate and politically incorrect representation...i demand to be done in black snow.

trevor trillips (sir) said...

20:17

sure di, absolutely disgusting depiction...i'll print this photo off and take it home with me...i promise to give you a ring later, when i've come to a decision...

diane dubble dollop said...

20:26

thank you darling...and please take your thumb out my arsehole while you're at it.

mr spock's cock said...

20:30

i believe you are seriously mistaken in your identification of the plunging protagonist, miss abbott...i blush to explain this...but it is my firm understanding (of earth matters) that it is completely culturally unnacceptable for a chairman of the equality and human rights commission to make a vulcan salute whilst engaged in the act of alfresco fornication.

diane dubble dollop does denmark said...

21:01

i'm not fussed really darling...just try not to dematerialize prematurely...or the resulting black-hole could swallow-up our democratically diverse planet and all the members of humankind's beautifully endowed multi-cultural family. one love!

Anonymous said...

AC/DC Rock!

wotiewotwot said...

You said a quickie ya nob...it's fucking freezing.

ad79 said...

00:11

yeah...sort of reminds me of those poor fuckers caught on the job when vesuvius exploded

hot choc absorber said...

i always said white people were frigid

pc fuckoff said...

00:28

now now diane, there's no need for that manner of talk. i think you should develop a greater respect for indigenous european custom and tradition. i personally venerate the voluminous vibrating buttocks of polyrhythmic african dancers.

Harold Thomas said...

My caption from across the pond: "Seen through the TSA* body scanner at an American airport"

* (U.S.) Transportation Security Administration

"red edit" miliband (mob-rule) said...

21:42

i wouldn't take the pee out of diane if i were you...we'll use our secret network of activists to organize a massive 5-year-long campaign of harrassment against you - this will include: the planting of highly illegal covert surveillance equipment in your bog, your bedroom, and your shower, intimidation (physical and mental), blackmail, and widespread smearing; your housemates, acquaintances and close friends will be encouraged to spy on you and fuck-up your life, your phone and computer will be tapped, eavesdropped, and hacked 24 hours a day, you will be tracked everywhere, snotty interns will be posted near your address to monitor your intellectual and sexual output (which will then be relayed back to you via spam e-mail), you will be befriended by undercover party members who will do everything possible to waste your time and energy, and you will be appointed a minder whose task will be to "control" you; schoolteachers, jobcentre staff, working links 'new deal' advisors, council workers, and social security fraud investigators will be briefed to make your life as uncomfortable as possible; serving and retired civil service fraud officers will moonlight in order to supervize operations against you, your identity will be stolen, your writing plagiarized, and the proceeds split between the mob - and if your marriage is on the rocks, we will happily hammer home the final nails into its coffin-lid by inducing family members (sympathetic to the cause) to make your life hell. you will be falsely deemed a 'threat to national security' by the security services, and our actions will receive the full backing of our friends in the white house...and all because the lady loves the labour party...but hey...that's socialism*!


*a philosophy which, along with personal political ambition, is obviously of far greater importance than any notion of simple humanity, for god's sake. you are a mere private citizen without any political affiliation: pay your taxes that we may enjoy and abuse the fruits of your graft and invention, shut your mouth, and do as you're told by party members (your social superiors).

captain oats said...

i may be some time