Here there be rants. There will be Freeman stuff, Lawful Rebellion stuff and Random stuff. I am rebelling because I want my country back. My lawful obligations are as follows: “together with the community of the whole realm, distrain and distress us in all possible ways, namely, by seizing our castles, lands, possessions, and in any other way they can, until redress has been obtained as they see fit…”
Ch. 61 Magna Carta 1215
Hah! I was only watching this again myself two days ago.
We are way way beyond satire now.
As Richard North said recently, the government is now the biggest killer of satirists.
Personally I'm struggling to think of good satirical lines to take in light of the satire to beat all satires - the multi-billion pound brank spanking new aircraft carrier that will have no aircraft of its own for 10 years.
On an unrelated issue, I have just spent the last 29 days flushing fivers down the toilet as fast as I possibly can. Can someone lend me a wheelbarrow full of fivers because I have to make my mortgage payment in two days time. And my toilet is blocked so I need to pay a plumber. And I have run out of toilet roll. Cheers.
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Hah! I was only watching this again myself two days ago.
We are way way beyond satire now.
As Richard North said recently, the government is now the biggest killer of satirists.
Personally I'm struggling to think of good satirical lines to take in light of the satire to beat all satires - the multi-billion pound brank spanking new aircraft carrier that will have no aircraft of its own for 10 years.
Pure genius.
On an unrelated issue, I have just spent the last 29 days flushing fivers down the toilet as fast as I possibly can. Can someone lend me a wheelbarrow full of fivers because I have to make my mortgage payment in two days time. And my toilet is blocked so I need to pay a plumber. And I have run out of toilet roll. Cheers.
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HE HE HE, its funny cause its true....
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