November 25, 2010

Still Alive

...despite all the odds.

The Righteous will tell you, time and time again, that the merest whiff of second hand smoke will kill you stone dead. I beg to differ.

I have had a blast this week in Tripoli and Benghazi. "Smoke 'em if you've got 'em" is the accepted instruction. If second hand smoke was the Sarin Gas the Righteous want us to believe, I would have spent the week stepping over corpses. No-one died, no-one keeled over. No-one coughed, no-one waved their arms around in that childish way we are so familiar with. My joy is unbounded at this uncommon display of tolerance.

Good to see our cousins in the US and A revoking their consent. About bloody time. Giolla has produced a nice write up at his place. Interesting links too. Go look.

Good to see our youth finally shouting back. I do not condone the violence but, we adults know that omelette manufacture involves ova breakage. If the younglings just sit quiet, our fucked up future is guaranteed.

Good to see the Irish Eurish politicians having a pop at each other too. With a bit of luck and a fair wind, we may yet get a surprise from the Emerald Isle Eurland.

Anyhoo, that's me. Just a quick post to let you all know that I am still breathing.

Oh, I know some of you will be concerned for my sexual well-being. Worry ye not, I am taking precautions.


Blogging will be back to normal (whatever that is) in another few days.




Caratacus said...


Captain, don't do it!!

It's out of bloody date.

Captain Ranty said...

It's okay! It's okay!

She told me afterwards that she was barren.



banned said...

I read in yesterdays Telegraph that 'a study' has found that a "poison found in tobacco smoke" is responsible for Alzhymers and other brain degeneration diseases and that this explains the recent surge in the incidence of these diseases.
So we smokers are responsible for giving ourselves brain rot and, by implication, giving it to others via 'second-hand smoking.

Bollox, they don't mention the recent rapid elongation of life spans and hidden deeply at the bottom of the article they blandly state (hidden in plain sight) "the poison is also manufactured naturally by the human body".

Found A Voice said...


I had no idea you were so short -you must only be double the height of that condom! ;-)

And your boyfriend seems to having a little of trouble opening it

Well, I never...


In jest,