December 23, 2011

The Story Of Creation

If you are religious, do not click play.

Another in my series "Just for shits and giggles".

If you get offended by this short video, get over it.



Oldrightie said...

Theology is just a lighter version of the Higgs Bosun. Christianity a code well worth a try. True Christians never get offended by anything, Cap'n. As for the film, just one of millions of takes on creation. Maybe one day we'll really know which came first, the chicken or the egg!

Anonymous said...

i was reared on this shit. probably the bestest con that man ever came up with. It's ongoing and still growing. Now thats clever! But peadeos always have been clever haven't they?

Angry Exile said...

When did God create that dog that he fell over?

Captain Ranty said...


I know for sure it wasn't on the eighth day.

That was when machine just got upset.


Anonymous said...

Are they gonna do one on Islam and Judaism?

That would be cool!

Dioclese said...

If God created everything, then who created God?? Oh, hang on - it was the Kaflics wasn't it?

microdave said...

Very good. I wonder how long an Islamic version would stay up, before YouTube pulled it?

Ripper said...

"I know for sure it wasn't on the eighth day.

That was when machine just got upset.

Hazel O' Connor in Breaking Glass, 1981.. Great film.

Angry Exile said...

Re: Jewish and Islamic versions - all three use the same creation myth. God, Eden, six days. Adam and Eve, the tree with the no eating sign, the eviction notice. It's as applicable to Islam and Judaism as it is to Christianity. A bargain - four billion people offended for just the price of offending two billion. ;-)

pitano1 said...

pity he cant handle money..`eh.
or sort out some decent roofers..

Anonymous said...

I'm still wondering why Adam and Eve have navels?

Anonymous said...

My take on the Adam and Eve story:

Sultans tended to have lots of wives and children. The first born male was brought up to become the heir to the throne. Younger siblings also had a potential claim and so were potential rivals. To avoid this and to provide a backup in case anything happened to the heir apparent, they were imprisoned in luxurious palaces with sealed gardens. The Sultan could visit his own children but outsiders could not.

So one day a Sultan was walking in these enclosed gardens and found his children, Adam and Eve had broken the ultimate taboo - 'Knowledge' of each other. Naturally, he kicked them out.


NewsboyCap said...


Merry Christmas to you and the Ranty clan.
Keep up the fight, we will all be better for it, eventually.

Anonymous said...

The End Of Civilization

English Viking said...

Not offended, but irreligious twaddle.

God is not mocked.

Anonymous said...

There was just Adam and Eve and Cain and Abel.

So where dd you come from?