I have devised a simple test to discover if you can deliver the goods.
Q1. Do you firmly believe that taxpayers money is yours to disburse however you see fit?
Q2. Can you promise the earth whilst campaigning for votes and once elected, immediately discard all those promises?
Q3. Can you claim every expense going, make up a few of your own and when challenged, bleat that "It was all within the rules!"
Q4. Can you, with total disregard to your own conscience (if you have one), simply stand idly by and watch as your nation loses all sense of itself?
Q5. Are you prepared to vote on meaningless yet unending legislation that you have never even bothered to read?
Q6. Are you prepared to put party first, no matter what damage is done to your home nation?
Q7. Are you prepared to defend every idiotic decision your party leader makes?
Q8. Are you prepared, if the need arises, to claim expenses on your rented accommodation and THEN rent the same accommodation to a fellow MP so that he/she can also claim expenses without either of you blushing at all?
Q9. Can you, with no embarrassment whatsoever, bugger off for a month to be on a reality TV programme, (whilst claiming your publicly paid salary AND a £40K pay-off), despite your responsibilities to the
Q10. Do you believe that we entered the EU legally?
If you answered yes to one or more questions, congratulations!! You are in!
You have all the qualities desired to make you an ineffectual, money-grabbing, power-abusing, unaccountable, non-responsible Member of Parliament.
Coming up next week: how to join Common Purpose, graduate with flying colours and confirm to the world that you are a complete cunt.
~This has been a public service announcement sponsored by our old friend, rage~