£6 million pounds. It contains 2,000 pages and that works out at £3,000 per page. What isn't funny is that we taxpayers stumped up the cash. Fucking marvelous.
Have some pix to cheer you up:
Birds shitting on cars. An age old problem.
I sincerely hope that the chap has a sweaty back. Because if that is not sweat, it is...ewww!
This was a good day for Danny Nightingale. I am super-glad he is free again.
The reason Clegg wants to implement Leveson's recommendations.
How much the West cares about Syria. If only they had oil.....
Or, you can just tell them all to fuck off.
This is actual research and for once, it is true.
Speak English? Sure. You might want to correct your spelling though.
Many a word said in jest...
Winnie pans the lefties.
Late entrant (fnaar fnaar):
In other news, I am having my liver scanned this morning. With a bit of luck they will find one, although, I do not have a candle lit for this discovery. My plan was always to use the little fucker to its maximum. These organs are supposed to be used before we clock off. Puritans please note.
UPDATE: I have a liver! The scan nursey said that the letter from the doctor mentioned "persistent liver trouble". The lying twat. I have had four liver function tests in 22 years. Only the last one three weeks ago indicated that something may be amiss. All other tests recorded normal activity. Doctors: the new politicians? They are firmly on my list of people not to be believed.
Have a restful weekend.