April 27, 2010

Lap Dancer Marries Millionaire


















Apparently they have loads in common. For a start there's his money, and then there's....well, his money. (Which just morphed into their money. How lucky was that?)

What more do you need for a strong, healthy relationship?

Last year Bowness said she gets angry that any mention of millionaire Sinclair is usually pre-fixed with the adjective "balding".

"He's actually incredibly attractive to women," she fumed. "You can't tell from the pictures".

No love. You can't. And that balding thing is just scurrilous. His hair is lustrous. A veritable mane. No doubt L'Oreal are on the phone to his agent this very second.

Full story here.

CR.

PS-I don't normally run things like this but this one wins my April Bullshit Award.

17 comments:

Sue said...

Some women are an embarrassment to womankind.

Although, I say good luck to her.

Personally when I was that young, the last thing on my mind was marrying for money and sleeping with some old geezer for it.

Catosays said...

What changed your mind then Sue?

James Higham said...

What more do you need for a strong, healthy relationship?

He'll get a couple of years good bonking, have a heart attack and leave all the assets to her. She's going to be VERY loving indeed.

Are we cynics?

Captain Ranty said...

We may be a tad cynical James. I prefer the term "realist" though...

As Sue says, good luck to Blondie.

CR.

Sue said...

Cato, I became an old girl.. any millionaires out there?

Antisthenes said...

Lucky sod.

Anonymous said...

not balding - that process is complete -he IS bald .as a coot

drabzz said...

Sue,

Does Monopoly money count?

Captain Ranty said...

Or Naira? I have shedloads of that....

microdave said...

So in another 10 years or so, when I've lost my hair (actually it might be sooner), and I have to wear glasses all the time, I can confidently expect a lap dancer to find me "incredibly attractive"?

The fact that I won't be worth millions is irrelevant, of course......

Captain Ranty said...

MD,

That seems to be the recipe.

When you have a shiny dome at 69 you too could be "incredibly attractive to women". And you too, may have former Miss Englands gagging for you.

Of course, the millions may help...

CR.

Clive said...

Perhaps she just likes Jet Set Willy.

Captain Ranty said...

Who doesn't Clive?

Mind you, I never got my hands on a ZX. I remember being fascinated with my Commodore 64. Looking back, the games were pretty exciting for the time.

CR.

Sue said...

I had a C64!!! Loading games from a tape, watching those coloured horizontal lines hypnotically moving about until, the game loaded, or not..

tapestry said...

what's the problem? Everyone's happy. Apart from the author who's nothing to do with it.

Nature's socialism. Rich men falling for young females, and wayward children blowing their parents' fortunes.

It will all change once the tides stop.

Captain Ranty said...

Tap,

I am happy for them. Really.

But the BS needs to cease. "Attractive" my arse.

CR.

richard said...

Go for it Clive, no laws being broken, consenting adults, if he seems a good catch cos he's rich, so what? My Missis didn't pick me for looks or money, or for any reason that she can now recall. It's been 20 years now, which isn't too bad; either that or it is.