September 01, 2011

Ranty Makes The MSM!

And by "make" I really do mean "make".

Check it out:





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You too can make fake headlines. Go here and do what the MSM does.

Fabricate your own stories....

Or, just infuriate the Righteous:



















Tip of the beret to  Sue for the fag packet link.

CR.

18 comments:

Dioclese said...

Nice one, Cap'n - I shall add this to my armoury!

Sue said...

The customisable fag packet is good too :)

http://www.fodey.com/generators/cigarette_packet/generator.cig

Grandad said...

Nice one, Cap'n Susan!

Or can I just call you Jebediah?

James Higham said...

Hey!!!!!

Bucko said...

Susan??

Captain Ranty said...

Mother Ranty wanted a girl.....

Anonymous said...

Thought you'd like this Captain:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2032603/See-YOU-like-Furious-homeowner-protesting-illegal-traveller-sites-parks-van-town-hall-steps.html

The lpebs aint takin' it anymore!

David

Captain Ranty said...

David,

I did!

Lovely to see people take a firm stance. Even lovelier to see the police and the pollies supporting him!

CR.

Pesky Anonymous said...

First they came for the gypsies ....

hangemall said...

Susan? F__ing Susan?? Have you been visting that obnoxio?

Anonymous said...

Pesky Anonymous - you've got that very wrong. First they came for the law abiding. tax paying white majority - and who stood up for them?

David

Pesky Anonymous said...

David - I don't think anybody stands up for a majority. A majority should stand up for itself.
They have a remedy, but don't seem to want to use it. They are mesmerised by the trappings of the material world. They have no spirit. (present company excepted of course).

Anonymous said...

For the LULZ:
Daily Mail headline generator

Does not get old...

Regards

TSL

Steven UK said...

No law for the rich...

http://endthelie.com/2011/09/02/family-of-woman-found-bound-and-dead-in-ceo%E2%80%99s-mansion-objects-to-suicide-finding/#axzz1Wnf4oYpH

Anonymous said...

Where White Man Went Wrong.

Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white U.S. government official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress and the damage he’s done.”

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion where did the white man go wrong?”

The Chief stared at the government official and then replied, “When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.”

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, “Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.”

stealthy said...

This post is strong like bull! xD

vervet said...

CR: Completely off topic, but I need to remind us all what we are up against in our efforts to resist the intrusive, nannying state.

On a 'Yahoo! News' story about the findings of high levels of saturated fats and salt in Indian & Chinese meals, a certain 'Nigel' made the following comment:-

"Food standards Agency has ........ called for a voluntary ban" ?!!!!!!

WHAT PATHETIC WEASEL WORDS. They are there to protect us, and this is all they have to say. How many were prosecuted as a result of this investigation ? Who ARE the guilty establishments ?

New Laws MUST be brought in, AND ENFORCED."


Obviuosly a good litte NWO drone.

In the unlikely event that I should ever identify this utter tw@, I am 'making plans for Nigel' and he won't enjoy the enforcement one little bit!

Pesky Anonymous said...

Vervet

A classic example.

One has only to read some of the comments in the Mail for instance, to reach the conclusion that a large part of this country are simply closet fascists. There's millions of "Nigels".
I believe that in the old USSR these people were called the contaminated or the infected or summat like that.