Here there be rants. There will be Freeman stuff, Lawful Rebellion stuff and Random stuff. I am rebelling because I want my country back. My lawful obligations are as follows: “together with the community of the whole realm, distrain and distress us in all possible ways, namely, by seizing our castles, lands, possessions, and in any other way they can, until redress has been obtained as they see fit…”
Article 61 Magna Carta 1215
Such pornographic filth. The lewd and suggestive title nearly forced me to click through to see exactly how pornographic it was. I was unable to resist from clicking the link and of course am speechless, from the shock.
Sponging her down clearly hasn't worked, hence my offer! My Karcher should do a better job of cleaning those hard to reach crevices. It does, however, have a fully variable pressure regulator, so there's no danger of overdoing it....
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Have pressure washer (and generator) - will travel...
Such pornographic filth. The lewd and suggestive title nearly forced me to click through to see exactly how pornographic it was. I was unable to resist from clicking the link and of course am speechless, from the shock.
Dave,
I have already sponged her down. Four times. And another time, just to be certain.
She says thanks for the offer though.
CR.
Anon,
You fell into my trap!
This post was designed as a self-selecting survey of all the pervs.
Next week: heifers.
We'll sort the wheat from the chaff, mark my words...
CR.
Have her washed and oiled and brought to my cabin,the bouy is full.
KBW,
She is clean, slimy, and on her way....
CR.
Anon,
You have bloody good eyes!
All I see is sludge and a hint of a ghost of whisper of a nipple.
CR.
Sponging her down clearly hasn't worked, hence my offer! My Karcher should do a better job of cleaning those hard to reach crevices. It does, however, have a fully variable pressure regulator, so there's no danger of overdoing it....
Dave,
I'm a Karcher man myself.
She said it was taking her skin off. I had to stop.
Wire wool and dettol did the trick in the end.
CR.
But somebody owns the land she's sat on lol . Just thought i'd bring it down a peg lol
Why have you got a picture of my girlfriend on your blog?
"This post was designed as a self-selecting survey of all the pervs."
Female non-perv (of females anyway) here...clicked thinking Harriet Harpie had humiliated herself yet again...but it was not to be. Ho hum.
Arty,
She's sat on a fortune there, right enough.
CR.
Steven, Steven, Steven, she told you it was OVER.
Let her go mate. I have. I fed'exed her to KBW's gaff.
CR.
Tatty,
Sorry to disappoint.
On the upside...
"....Harriet Harpie had humiliated herself..."
kudos on the 5 word alliteration!!
Nicely done.
CR.
The temptation to top Tatti's trick teases troublesome twats.
This is what I'm talking about! A great post.
There are circs under which I might offer to remove that...
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