August 02, 2011

She's A Dirty, Dirty Girl



















Told you so.

CR.

19 comments:

microdave said...

Have pressure washer (and generator) - will travel...

Anonymous said...

Such pornographic filth. The lewd and suggestive title nearly forced me to click through to see exactly how pornographic it was. I was unable to resist from clicking the link and of course am speechless, from the shock.

Captain Ranty said...

Dave,

I have already sponged her down. Four times. And another time, just to be certain.

She says thanks for the offer though.

CR.

Captain Ranty said...

Anon,

You fell into my trap!

This post was designed as a self-selecting survey of all the pervs.

Next week: heifers.

We'll sort the wheat from the chaff, mark my words...

CR.

Key bored warrior. said...

Have her washed and oiled and brought to my cabin,the bouy is full.

Anonymous said...

She has tramp stamps and slag tags.

Captain Ranty said...

KBW,

She is clean, slimy, and on her way....

CR.

Captain Ranty said...

Anon,

You have bloody good eyes!

All I see is sludge and a hint of a ghost of whisper of a nipple.

CR.

microdave said...

Sponging her down clearly hasn't worked, hence my offer! My Karcher should do a better job of cleaning those hard to reach crevices. It does, however, have a fully variable pressure regulator, so there's no danger of overdoing it....

Captain Ranty said...

Dave,

I'm a Karcher man myself.

She said it was taking her skin off. I had to stop.

Wire wool and dettol did the trick in the end.

CR.

ArtCo said...

But somebody owns the land she's sat on lol . Just thought i'd bring it down a peg lol

Steven UK said...

Why have you got a picture of my girlfriend on your blog?

Tattyfalarr said...

"This post was designed as a self-selecting survey of all the pervs."

Female non-perv (of females anyway) here...clicked thinking Harriet Harpie had humiliated herself yet again...but it was not to be. Ho hum.

Captain Ranty said...

Arty,

She's sat on a fortune there, right enough.

CR.

Captain Ranty said...

Steven, Steven, Steven, she told you it was OVER.

Let her go mate. I have. I fed'exed her to KBW's gaff.

CR.

Captain Ranty said...

Tatty,

Sorry to disappoint.

On the upside...

"....Harriet Harpie had humiliated herself..."

kudos on the 5 word alliteration!!

Nicely done.

CR.

Pesky Anonymous said...

The temptation to top Tatti's trick teases troublesome twats.

Michael Fowke said...

This is what I'm talking about! A great post.

Robert Edwards said...

There are circs under which I might offer to remove that...