December 24, 2010

Seasons Greetings From Clan Ranty



I ran this choon last Christmas and a staggering three of you liked it.

So here it is again.

Stay happy, stay healthy, and stay safe. Have a great Christmas while you are doing all that.

See you in a couple of days when my livers have recovered somewhat.

Yer Ol' Pal,

Ranty.

40 comments:

Richard said...

All the very best to you and yours, Cap'n.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Well that was interesting,,,,Merry Christmas to you and yours Captain and may the New Year be prosperous!

Steven UK said...

I love the song.

Merry Christmas Capt!

Witterings From Witney said...

A very Happy Christmas and New Year to Clan Ranty.

Oldrightie said...

Happy Christmas, Buddy!

Caratacus said...

As you pointed out in answers to your previous post, I ejaculated my Xmas wishes prematurely. This, unfortunately, is not unusual. I rang a sex-therapist to talk about it:
"Hello - Is that the sex-therapist?"
"Yes; how may I help you?"
"I want to talk about premature ejac... oh, wait a minute, I'll call you back".

I'll get me coat shall I?

All the best for Christmas O Cap'n!

Joanne said...

All the very best to you Capt, your Clan and all who read your rants!

A very Happy Christmas!

Dick Puddlecote said...

Have it large, Cap'n.

Love where the YT vid has decided to screengrab. ;)

Bucko said...

Have a good one Captain!

martin said...

Merry Xmas Man
and Happy New Year

fraser said...

Happy christmas Ranty, from clan Fraser.

I will be getting stuck into a nice bottle of Laphroaig.I know you love that peaty muck lol!

Nick said...

Happy Christmas to you all.

Captain Ranty said...

Thanks all.

Stay safe, stay happy, and FFS stay awkward!

Fraser,

Laphroaig is not normal whisky. Might as well chuck lumps of soil in the glass instead of ice. It's the only whisky I have ever drank that makes me do the ugly face.

And I have no taste buds. Not a single one.

Still, I wish you much enjoyment...

CR.

Richard said...

At last, someone else who can't get along with Laphroaig. Can't abide the peaty stuff. I was once tempted by a 2-for-1 offer in the supermarket and had to give the second bottle away. I know everyone says it's wonderful, but ... not for me.

if you enjoy it, however, then please enjoy it a lot. while I enjoy mine ...

Dioclese said...

Always thought that was an interesting song. Thanks.

I've done one of me own for the big day and another for the day after, but you'll have to wait for them...

Have a great Christmas!

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas - wonderful blog - read it all the time - hope to read more come the new year too!

Nomine said...

whatmas?....not until the freedom is won!, but if you must take time off then why have such a paltry excuse, youll be taking a day off for Ramadan next....bah Humbug!

have a lovely whatever youre having, I'll just stay drunk as usual, especially after yeesterdays post

subrosa said...

Merry Christmas CR to you and yours. Best to stick to the likes of the MacAllan.

Have a peaceful day.

procrustes said...

Livers? Lucky b*st*rd! I've only got one and that's reaching optimal capacity... Ditto Anon @ 21:24. Best wishes for Christmas & the New Year, CR. Keep on keeping on...

Barking Spider said...

Merry Christmas, CR, have a good one, mate, and a very Happy New Year to you and yours.

Spidey ;-)

I love this song.

Goodnight Vienna said...

It isn't Christmas without this song (for my age group at least). Thanks Cap'n. Merry Christmas to you and yours x

BJ said...

Have a good one from the UKK41 bunker.

Keep the ranting going, you provide an alternate perspective that I think we're all going to need in the near future.

Merry Christmas

Fausty said...

A very merry Christmas to you and your family, Captain!

Jacobite said...

Merry Christmas capt,you cant beat Singletons 12yr old.

Captain Ranty said...

Thanks all.

Jacobite,

My all time favourite was Cardhu. Then the snobby bastards boycotted it.

Can't find it anywhere these days....*sniff*

CR.

Autonomous Mind said...

CR, to you and yours a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and peaceful New Year.

The Talking Clock said...

The best of Christmas wishes to you and yours, Captain.

Wishes, too, that 2011 will be a good year.

TTC

Mekusacuppa said...

Happy Christmas Ranty.
Your blog is stellar - keep it up.

JJ said...

Keep ranting in the New Year...expect to see a few.

In the meantime a very merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year.

Harbinger said...

Cap'n, glad you're still writing and writing well. I think it's been a tough time for many understanding what's really going on but now that we do and are facing it straight in its face we can learn how to defeat this truly evil beast.

It is a significant day in the birth of a good man. We should let the joy of Christmas heal us from our sadness.

Merry Christmas Cap'n to you and your loved ones.

anonemo said...

Aw ra best tae you and yours!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cardhu-Year-Single-Malt-Whisky/dp/B00439YHT4

Frank Davis said...

Happy Xmas, Cap'n

richard said...

Have a good one young sir, and best wishes to all the other awkward sods too. I'm half way through a bottle of good stuff, Bushmill's Irish. Cheers!

William said...

Compliments of the season Ranty old fruit.
Those of us over a certain age have an obligation to be awkward sods. I'm pleased to say that age is 12 as my youngest is 13 and is already an archetypical awkward sod.

For the first time in decades I am actually looking forwards to a new year coming. I reckon the Mayans were out by 12 months and 2011 is going to see the end of manufactured lack.

The Boiling Frog said...

Merry Christmas to you as well C'tain. Hope you had a good 'un

banned said...

Belated Greets Captain, hope you had a good one and ta for Fav Seasonal tune.

banned said...

05:47 Tuesday 28th Dec

"Benedict Backs Banging Bairns"

Page Does not Exist WTF?!?

James Higham said...

A tuneful ditty.

Anonymous said...

NEW WORLD ORDER.
THE DEVIL IN THE VATICAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLp9xigjajM

biffo said...

CR - were you forced to pull your bloggy bit about The Pope?