September 07, 2009

Home Office Dialogue......

The quest continues.

On Saturday (4th September), I received my second reply from the Home Office. Regular readers will know that I sent my Notice of Understanding, Intent, and Claim of Right (NOUICOR) to them on 8th June 2009. They ignored my Notice, and my affidavit became enshrined in law. That is to say, my laws are real, they exist, and they have been documented, witnessed, issued and promulgated. Within my NOUICOR I made some demands, which, if unrebutted, became lawful claims. The Home Office may or may not have seen a NOUICOR before, so I have given them some latitude. They certainly do not understand that my laws now supersede any that parliament have ever produced. Having issued them with my NOUICOR I followed up with my second Notice on 1st July 2009. My second missive was (lawfully) titled "Notice of Fault and Opportunity to Cure". They are, however, confused. I understand this, and have attempted to explain to them, gently, what it is I want of them.

The letter from Ms Johnson: of the Home Office family, is here:

Dear Mr Ranty,

Thank you for your e-mail of 7 August regarding your “Notice of Fault”.

I am unclear as to the contents of your e-mail and your previous letter of 1 July. It would be helpful if you could explain what your query is and what advice you wish the Home Office to provide to you.

Once we have received this information we will arrange for your e-mail or letter to be answered. You can expect to receive a reply within 20 working days.

Yours sincerely,

Miss C Johnson

My reply:

Your Ref: TXXXXX/X

07 September 2009

Dear Ms Johnson,

I refer to your letter of 4th September 2009 in which you ask me to clarify my “query”.

I did not submit a query, nor did I request advice from your office, but I do understand your confusion.

What I sent to you on 8th June 2009 was a sworn affidavit called a Notice of Understanding, Intent, and Claim of Right (NOUICOR). This affidavit is a powerful document. Possibly the most powerful document written in law. In my NOUICOR I laid out my understanding, I told you of my intent, and I claimed certain rights as a Freeman On The Land. Using ancient laws granted to me by Magna Carta in 1215, I have declared myself to be a Freeman. A Freeman is unbonded, and, as long as he or she causes no harm, loss or injury to another human being, he or she is not obliged to adhere to, or be bound by, Statute Law. You may or may not know that Statute Laws are also known as Laws Of The Water. I live on dry land. Statute Laws apply only to corporations (also known as “persons”), and I am not a corporation or a person, I am a human being made of flesh and blood and in possession of an immortal spirit. A corporation is made by man. I was made by my Creator. Hopefully, the foregoing is fairly straight-forward. Having sworn my affidavit, and having had my autograph lawfully witnessed by three other human beings, and having given you (the Home Office) time to rebut my Claims, which you did not, means that my NOUICOR is solidly enshrined in law. Now that it is enshrined in law, I need to collect my demands. We can start with the simplest: my diplomatic passport. As a Freeman I am to be given unfettered and unhindered transit via our many ports, both sea and air, and to facilitate this, I will need a diplomatic passport. Please make arrangements for me to receive my new diplomatic passport without delay.

We can move on to the other Claims that you acquiesced to at a later date.

Without ill-will, frivolity, or vexation,

Captain: of the Ranty family

This may continue for some time. Play nice, and I will bring further updates as they happen.

Oh, and just for the record, most Freemen do not even get one reply, let alone two.

I am indeed blessed.

Watch this space to see just how blessed.....


Witterings from Witney said...

Have linked again Cap'n - or will have done in the next few mins!

Love it - and I thought I was an 'awkward' 'son-of-a- gun'!

Captain Ranty said...

I love this because it is lawful. They dont like to use that word anymore.

Lawful is sooo yesterday.

Legal is what they like.

So, erm,....fuck 'em.

Henry North London 2.0 said...

Nice one Wonder if its sent the willies through them or not

Captain Ranty said...

I'll know in 20 days or less....:)

Dick Puddlecote said...

This is getting very interesting. You may have a franchise on your hands soon if this bears fruit, Cap'n.

Captain Ranty said...

It's only cost me about £6 so far, DP.

Creating chaos on the cheap!

Let's see how much pain we can cause...

RantinRab said...

Top quality stuff Ranty!

Captain Ranty said...

Thanks Rab!

ChrisM said...

I have no idea whether you are a lunatic or a genius. I live in hope that you are a genius. I am addicted to your blog having discovered it today, and hope that we are on the cusp of something special. Either way, you are top bloke and I wish you well. If one judges someone by the friends they keep, your role call of commenters speaks very highly of you. Your free Bath experience was the best thing I have yet seen on Youtube. All the very best to you, and if this comes to anything you will go down in history as one of the most important people ever. If it doesn't, you still will never have to buy a drink if you are in the Surrey area. As an atheist, may I still say God Bless You.

Pesky Anonymous said...

Amazing Stuff.
Well I've said it before, your skill with words is a joy to behold.
The "timbre"(?) of your letter is simply superb. I'll just resort to plain lingo:
You tell 'em Captain !!!

This is fascinating in the extreme.
It is rumoured that 100s of affidavits are sent in every week.
So HMG must know the score perfectly well surely, and they gotta be bluffing. I mean - doesn't their letter look a bit *too* dumb?
Or perhaps not. Maybe the office is like the proverbial dinosaur, perhaps the penny hasn't dropped for them yet.
Either way, I bet they will reckon that you haven't got the nous to see this through. So be prepared to face every trick in the book.

I tell you, I'm right on the edge of my seat here. Saying: "Well done Captain", doesn't really express my exhilaration.

I don't think you mentioned to us your "Notice of Fault and Opportunity to Cure".
Can I ask: Does this mean what it sounds like? That you pointed out to them that they didn't answer you, and gave them another chance to reply? And if so, did they get another so many days grace to answer?
(I have briefly tried to research this myself but can't put it into your context. Your article comes up on page 2 of google though : ) )

Captain Ranty said...

Chris, you are too kind.

I dont think I'm a lunatic, but then, I would say that. Is it even possible to know that you are deranged without some geezer in a white coat pronouncing it? I am an adult and I have decided that I am sane. I dont need anyone to tell me I am not. (Who knows? I may become one of those with a "fixated mind-set", and they will section me!!)

Although I did once test at genius level, (my IQ was 147), subsequent tests reveal that I am getting dumber. Apparently that is quite normal as we age.

I have read so much about the Freeman concept in the last 4 or 5 months and I noticed that success was limited. So I decided to go the whole hog. What's the worst that could happen? MI5 sniffing around? I'm found swinging from a tree in my local wood? Either way, I have to try. And I promise you this; I will go down fighting.

I am tired of "voluntarily" giving up more than 52% of my earnings every year to an inept bunch of gibbons that have no idea how angry we are.

It has to stop.

Naturally, I will be announcing each victory to the world. This is news you can use.

Thank you for your comments.


Captain Ranty said...

Thanks Pesky.

They wrongly think that I am making a request. I am doing no such thing. I made a claim, they failed to rebut, so whatever I claimed is now lawfully mine.

Trouble is, the release of this new information, this exposure of the deception, is known to very, very few. So I expect resistance, outrage, ignorance, denial and confusion. I experienced all of those things when I started to plough this furrow.

People. Just. Do. Not. Know.

I will educate them, with my new friends in the Freeman Movement.

Yes, the Notice of Fault was delivered via snail mail and answered via email. I thought that as I had their attention, I would dash off a quick response. The chap I sent it to obviously malfunctioned and passed it on to his colleague.

Your explanation of a Notice of Fault and Opportunity to Cure is spot on. We use (almost) medieval language because it was designed as an attention-getter. It works.

I gave them 14 days but they, and almost every department treat almost every communique like a complaint.

I'm not complaining, I'm demanding!

Thanks again,


Anonymous said...

Thank you for the useful information .good luck with the mission.

Captain Ranty said...

Thanks Anon.

SaltedSlug said...

Right, give me a chance because this is the first post of yours I've read (and I was reading it aloud to my wife who is a solicitor, who sounded impressed but confused), but my provisional assessment is that you might very well be chiselled out of weapons-grade awesome.

I need to catch up on the rest of your material, but I shall be watching your posts with keen interest.

Good going buddy.

Captain Ranty said...


Even Notaries wont sign off on our affidavits now, so it is really good to hear something positive.

You have given me a fair old boost there Mr Slug, and I thank you right kindly for it.

Most solicitors, we have found, avoid Common Law like genital warts. It is much easier (but much harder, if you understand what I mean) for them to specialise in one branch of Statutes or another, Civil, Fleet, Maritime, Commercial or Contract Law, that sort of thing.

Common Law is very basic and I dont think there is a grand living to be earned specialising in it.

Please tell your wife she is a gem.

(And I fully understand her confusion. Everyone is confused by this stuff.)


Anonymous said...

Similarly to Witterings From Witney, I think of myself as an 'awkward' so-and-so when it comes to bureaucrats and jobsworths, but I stand in awe, Captain.

I hope you don't mind if I use a quote to link back to this page. I don't get many visitors but I want to point those I do get in this direction.

Best of luck!

Captain Ranty said...

Thank you Mr Egg.

Please do.

And to show my appreciation I will add you to my blogroll.

Awkward sods are my very favourite kind of people.