The citation offers me three options:
1. Plead guilty
2. Plead not guilty
3. Write an explanatory note.
I chose to write them a note. Regular readers will recognise the work of Sarah, Lioness of England. My thanks to her for a brilliant template, which I have not messed with too much. I swapped "tort" for "delict".
Their bundle of paperwork, complete with a court date, (at the Justice of the Peace Court House in Aberdeen), also has several forms which they want me to fill in. They helpfully point out that there is no law requiring me to do so, so I have not filled in the forms. Not that a statute would have convinced me to fill them in anyway....
They also insisted that I sign their paperwork. I did not. See how important your moniker is to them? I did however, make my mark, across Madges face, as usual.
Want to see my note?
Here you go:
Dear Procurator Fiscal,
Further to your citation received today (17 January 2012) ref ABXXXXXX I bring to your attention that the following FOUNDATION EVIDENCE for your claim is missing:
• PROOF of CLAIM.
• PROOF OF AUTHORITY.
I have revoked my consent to be governed or policed. I have revoked my allegiance to the monarch and therefore cannot be bound by anything her officers, agents, or courts attempt to impose upon me. I entered Lawful Rebellion in July 2009. You have no claim upon me and you have no authority over me. These facts are indisputable.
This appears to be a delict conversion.
Please note: Legislation, Acts of Parliament, FORCE used and common practice are all claims made upon me, however they are neither PROOF of CLAIM nor PROOF of AUTHORITY. The only proof they provide is proof of FORCE.
If you choose to progress this matter, you should be aware that I shall summons witness evidence in court, demanding Proof of Claim and Proof of Authority that you (or someone, somewhere - anyone, anywhere) have a higher claim upon me than me – without my consent. I shall also file a Statutory Declaration to that effect.
If you do not furnish me with the FOUNDATION EVIDENCE listed above within the statutory twenty (20) working days and still pursue me for this matter, please be aware that I shall summons it accordingly. I shall also OBJECT in court to the complete lack of FOUNDATION EVIDENCE, real evidence, illustrative evidence, demonstrative evidence, witness evidence or documentary evidence regarding your claim and I will counterclaim, citing (civil) crimes including but not limited to; DELICT CONVERSION, INTENTIONAL INFLICTION OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS (IIED), MALFEASANCE/MISFEASANCE IN PUBLIC OFFICE and MALICIOUS PROSECUTION.
Let's see what happens next, shall we?
Oh, the two bobbies who appeared at my door last time elected to fanny about with whatever was written in their notebooks. There are several inconsistencies. I'll deal with those if the need arises.
If I were Borg I could have ended this some time ago by simply complying.
I choose not to comply.