April 30, 2011

I Am Not Alone

Recently I stated that the monarchy was a farce. I said that they had submitted to be ruled by the cretinous outfit known as the European Union and in so doing, they reduced themselves to mere citizens.

Several bloggers, who really should know better, said that I was wired to the moon. I was wrong, wrong, wrong, dammit!

It seems that (unlikely as this may be) a mainstream writer agrees with me. In fact, if I didn't know better, I'd think the bugger had been here, reading my blog.


"The truth, I’m afraid, is very different. Underneath all the pomp, our constitution is badly broken."


"Even Britain’s right to choose something as basic as its own weights and measures has been lost.Then there’s the sick condition of the ‘United’ Kingdom and the devolution debacle. Separate parliaments or assemblies were given to Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland by Labour because it was claimed that this would be enough to satisfy the demands of the separatist local politicians. "


"The ‘reform’ of the second chamber was a similar Blairite disaster. The ancient House of Lords that combined hereditary peers with law Lords and some appointed experts was not perfect, but it worked well for centuries as a revising chamber. It was swept away, and the place stuffed with political appointees. Reform created a flawed system that was worse than the one it replaced." 

and, finally:

"When Britain joined the European Union — or the European Economic Community as it then was in 1973 — this country suffered an historic loss of power.

Under the terms of the Treaty of Rome, for the first time since Henry VIII refused to accept the Pope’s authority, a foreign body was placed above our national Parliament and the Crown.

Until that point, the underlying assumption had been clear. Britain — with a constitutional monarchy, an independent Parliament, accountable law courts and a robust, free press — governed itself. It was on these rocks that our security and great prosperity were built.

But then things started to change. Losing our empire and super-power status in the years after World War II produced something akin to a collective nervous breakdown in parts of the British establishment.
For much of the ruling class, the idea of throwing our lot in with the Europeans was seen as the only answer to our problems. Many honourable people (including a misguided Margaret Thatcher) were deceived. 

What was originally a free trade organisation rapidly became an anti-democratic supra-national monster.

But the most fervent Europhiles — such as Tony Blair — were very cunning. They realised that to make Britain more European they would have to dismantle steadily the traditional structures of government and erode this country’s sense of its own distinctive institutions.

This was done under the banner of ‘modernisation’ and ‘Cool Britannia’. Hence, we were given devolution based on the European model, European human rights law was incorporated into British law and there were attempts to ditch the pound and replace it with the euro.

Modernisers such as Nick Clegg have since taken up where Blair left off, seeking to impose all sorts of unnecessary changes to the character of our national life."

Still think yesterday was a great day? Still think the monarchy is cooler than a snowman's dick? Still think that they have any legitimacy?

If you answered yes to any of those three questions you are in the wrong place, you are in the wrong time, and you need to research more. We have no royal family. We have no monarchy.

We are all the same now.

What worries me most of all, are those who still think the monarchy has any supremacy over us at all.

They do not.


Charlie Veitch Gaoled/Released

Here on RT he tells us all about it.

If you are expecting bitterness, outrage and negativity, be prepared to be disappointed.

Watch the whole thing if you have time, if not, Charlie is on at 17:09.

If someone can tell me why this man was a threat, at all, please let me know in the comments.

Welcome to Britain. One of the leading police states in the western world.


The Royal Wedding Sucks

Make the most of it Willie boy.

This sort of thing ends within days....

Oh, and your moaning may be disturbing the kid. Not cool.


April 27, 2011

Ranty Elsewhere

That is to say, I have scribbled a piece for Orphans of Liberty.

The language will be familiar to my faithful few, but if you are new to this blog, it may help you to separate Freemen from Lawful Rebels.

They are different things and they need separating.

Although, just to confuse you, I am both.

Check it out. Let me know what you think. (At the other place).



Just found this over at Tom's gaff. 

Naturally, I nicked it. Take two minutes out of your busy day to have a larf.

Another keyboard ruined!

Not sure what to tell my IT guys....


April 26, 2011


Helluva title, eh?

This is what it means:

Usucaption(noun) Roman Law- the acquisition of property through long, undisturbed possession.

I'd like to introduce Freeman Stephen to you.

I have been following his quest for over a year now, and it has been remarkable to watch.

Freeman Stephen decided to use a centuries old law to get what he wanted, namely, a piece of land for his exclusive use. In the UK there are over 7 million parcels of land that are unclaimed & unowned. Freeman Stephen found himself a chunk, set up home, and played the game according to their ancient, but very valid, rules.

Today is a landmark for him. Today marks one year of his occupation of the land and no-one, absolutely no-one, has asked him to sling his hook. This is all the more remarkable because Freeman Stephen has made no attempt to hide what he is doing.

The whole story can be found on the right-hand side of his YouTube channel. Make time, if you can, to watch his fascinating journey.

I have been silent on this for over a year, because, may the gods forgive me, I desperately wanted him to succeed, and I did not want to jump and shout for joy prematurely. It now seems that he has won but he has a long road ahead of him. Under Scottish law, he has to wait another 19 years before he can register the land as his. But, we must count our blessings, and be thankful that he has got himself through that vital first year.

Today is a good day for Freemen everywhere.

Godspeed Stephen, and good luck!


April 25, 2011

I'm An Orphan!

Of Liberty, that is.

I was pleasantly surprised, and a little nervous, when I was asked to join the list of contributors to this new site.

Surprised, because I was asked. And nervous when I saw the list of others who would be contributing. There is some serious class adding their seriously good writing to Orphans of Liberty and it means I will have to up my game.

Essentially, the blog is populated by people with libertarian leanings and I thought I was a libertarian until I took a pounding by libertarians for what I was attempting to do. I discovered that for many libertarians, attempting to do anything, is taboo. This is probably unfair, and I am reluctant to tar them all with the same brush, but after I was soundly rebuked for my Lawful Rebellion stance I decided libertarianism wasn't for me. I mean that in the sense that I was about to join the party, but didn't.

I think I am on the extreme end of libertarianism, if you need to pigeon-hole me. I can certainly see the pleasure in standing around a pub fireplace quoting the very best writers, lobbing in well-worn quotes like jewel encrusted hand-grenades and then debating fiercely to defend the point you just made. Then meeting up a week later to lob more quotes around and continue the discussion. Forever.

That is a lovely image, and I wish them well with it.

It doesn't help me, here and now, though. I figured that it was time to do instead of time for yet more talk. And that is what ruffles their feathers. I have been accused of besmirching "the good name of libertarianism" and I read, regularly, that the Libertarian Party "should distance itself from nutters like Captain Ranty".

Fair enough.

I wouldn't fit in anyway. I haven't read all the books they have read. In a quoting contest I would come last. Every single time.

So I will not talk about it. I will just get on and be an awkward bastard until someone in your disgustingly bloated government notices me. I will send my affidavits, and I will hang on to my rights for as long as I have breath. The plastic benefits I am offered in return for my solid-gold rights can be begged for by others. I am done with begging. I am done with nodding. I am done with being ruled by the illegitimate. I am tired of the status quo and will not rest until it is severely damaged or destroyed.

And I will tell you all about it. I will tell you what I am planning to do, what I did, and how it panned out. Either here or on the new blog Orphans of Liberty.

I will be a dwarf among giants, but I will be a noisy dwarf.

I firmly believe it will be a roaring success. But only if you all visit and add your thoughts. The subjects will be diverse, and I hope your opinions are equally diverse.

The combined brain-power is a joy to behold. They are the real free-thinkers of our time.

Go challenge them, why don't you?


April 24, 2011

The Family Album(s)

Click to embiggen if you really must inspect those mullets.

Click to embiggen only if you must. This is very disturbing.

Click to embiggen if you simply must have a closer look at that 'tache.

This is wrong on so many levels. Do not embigulate this one.

I know we shouldn't judge, but some days it's hard not to.

Normal blogging will resume shortly.


April 23, 2011

Toilet Humour...

I know, I know.

It's not big, and it's not clever.

I just thought these were too good not to share. I nicked them from here.


Why would you want an audience??


Can you see the problem? That's right. No loo paper.

And finally:

"I love it when a pan comes together".

It's all a bit scatty, I know.

Off to the airport in a couple of hours. Play nice while I'm gone.


April 22, 2011

Off To West Africa

Gotta go do the worky thing again.

Cameroon for a week, then Lagos for ten days or so. 

Last time I was in Douala I reported back on the lizard situation. Sticking with the animal theme, I thought you would be delirious to learn that this is a daily sight:

No hi-vis jackets, no police in view, no road closures. The drovers walk alongside 'em. No goggles to protect their eyes from those vicious looking horns. It all works. They bring them down from the north to load them up at the railway sidings, (visible from my hotel room), for export to nearby countries. Oh, they make good eatin' as well. I had several steaks and a couple of burgers made from them. Very tasty.

This is NOT a daily sight:

For which I thank all the gods, both major and minor.

Seemingly, if the cows stop lactating, the only cure is to blow air into their, erm, bajingo's.

And you think your job sucks? His blows. (Or maybe it's just a cover for his peculiar sexual proclivities....)

Thankfully, I will be avoiding that wedding, and I am particularly pleased to be escaping the attendant nonsense that goes along with crap like this. Hundreds of thousands of usually normal people will line the streets to wave like tits at a pair of utter tits. And we gormless tits will pay for it all.

Try to have some fun until I return. I will try to blog but the internet connection may not be able to stand the demands I place upon it. What with the porn and everything. I should be home around the 11th May. If not, avenge my death, etc etc.

Be excellent to each other, and stuff.


Friday Funny With Rowley Birkin QC

I dearly loved The Fast Show. I may have cried a little when the series ended.

One of the reasons I loved it was the regular Rowley Birkin sketches.

Have this one to brighten up your Friday:


April 21, 2011

Voting Is A Sick Joke

I was taken to task on a couple of blogs recently because I put up the "AVing A Laugh" video.

That video recommended that we scrub out the wording and insert our own demanding an in/out referendum on the EU. I haven't changed my mind about the advice given in that post. If you intend getting involved in this ridiculous referendum, demanded by a demented boy child, then you really should make a mockery of it.

Voting, for anything, really is a joke.

Back in the day, we had politicians who entered parliament with good intentions. It was almost vocational. The money wasn't great, but politicians seemed to want to improve the lot of their constituents. They had stature, they had integrity, and most of them knew and understood the word 'honour'.

Today the situation is entirely different. Politics is a career choice for most of them. Once they board the Train de Gravy, they do not want to get off it. Their salaries are almost three times the national average, and that is before they get stuck into the expenses malarkey. They earn serious coin with their expense chits. If it all goes bad and they are not elected the next time around they simply smarm their way onto company boards and get given cosy directorships. Usually with firms they helped while they were clamped on to the public teat. You know, that never ending pot of money that they somehow convince themselves is theirs to raid for any spurious reason. These are mostly people who have remained in education until just before they enter politics. They are so far removed from Joe Public that they have absolutely no idea what real life is all about.

Nowadays we elect drones to govern drones. It's a kind of reverse evolution.

Here, this picture may explain:

And yes, I am all too aware that our dumbing down was deliberate. Our subservience was engineered. We have a responsibility though. Once we have shaken ourselves from slumber it is our duty to rouse the others. Now, Rome wasn't built in a day, but that should not deter us. There is a job to do, and it rests on our shoulders. The politicians are never going to enlighten us. There is nothing for them to be gained by explaining how corrupted the system has become. The corruption favours them.

Good men and women are few and far between in public office. They have become a rarity in this land. I urge you all to listen to this great interview on Infowars. Harry has it, and so does GV. Listen, in horror, at the treatment of one of our countrymen, hauled off in the middle of the night to be gaoled in some Hungarian hell-hole for 16 weeks on the whim of some communist commissar. Frightening stuff, and becoming more common-place with each passing day.

And whose fault is it?

Yours. And mine.


Because we keep voting for the drones. We keep putting the same robots into positions of power and they have no clue how to exercise that power responsibly. On May 5th I am doing the only sensible thing I can do: I will not be voting at all. (I will be abroad at the time but I could have organised a proxy).

It is an exercise in futility. Once elected, 99% of the drones go deaf. They don't want to hear you whining. They will support you only if it helps their careers. Try doing what you are meant to do if you have a serious issue that needs their support. Write to them. Make your case, and ask them to act. I have tried it with over a dozen MPs/MSPs and the result? Not a goddamn thing. Not even a response. Nothing. Nada. Nix.

My voting days are done.

Vote if you absolutely must, but do not, under any circumstances, expect anything to change.

Because it won't.


April 20, 2011

Cool! We STILL Own Ireland!!

I am sure the Irish will be overjoyed.

Although I haven't yet listened to it all, the bombshell arrives at around the 1 minute mark.

The show comes to us from TNSRadio and you can listen to it here.

Do let me know what you think.

Especially if you are Irish.


April 19, 2011

Letter From The New World Order

I saw this on the FMOTL Forum (thanks HV) and I thought it might provide either a chuckle or a shudder.

The original came from here. Whilst I am certain it is a work of fiction, there may be an element of truth to it after all......

"Dearest Citizen of the World,

I believe the time has come to reveal to you some of the perplexities you have faced in recent decades. It is well for you to understand some of these things so that you might know how to behave in the New Order now taking shape on the earth. We want you to be able to become fully involved and integrated into our new society. After all, this is for your best interest if you will do.

First of all, it is well that you understand some of our purposes so that you may more fully co-operate. I cannot tell you the hard times you will face if you resist us. We have ways of dealing with resisters. I am only telling you this now, since it is much too late to turn things around. The days of putting a stop to us have long since past. We have full control of the earth and its finance, along with the major media propaganda, and there is simply no way any nation or power can defeat us.

We have eyes in every level of government in every nation of the world. We know what is being planned, for our ears and eyes are ever present.

State secrets are fully known to us. China recently accused the media in the U.S. of lying about Kosovo. Oh, you silly people, of course we lie. In this way we can keep the people unbalanced and always facing controversy which is very helpful to us. Have you not seen the talk show spectacle? Some of you believe we are the liberals and the good people are the conservatives. In reality, both serve our purposes. Each camp merely serves with the stamp of our approval but they are not allowed to present the real issues. By creating controversy on all levels, no one knows what to do. So, in all of this confusion, we go ahead and accomplish what we want with no hindrance.

Consider the President of the United States. Even though he regularly breaks every known check on his power, no one can stop him. He goes ahead and does whatever we want him to do anyway. The Congress has no power to stop him.

He does what we want since he knows if he does not, because of his rather dark character, we can have him removed in a moment’s time. Is not that a rather brilliant strategy on our part? You cannot take us to court because you can’t see us and the courts are our servants as well. We run everything, yet, you do not know who to attack. I must say this hidden hand is wonderfully devised and without any known historical precedent on this scale. We rule the world and the world cannot even find out who is ruling them.

This is truly a wonderful thing. In our media we present before you exactly what it is we want you to do. Then, as if in a flash, our little servants obey. We can send American or European troops to wherever we like, whenever we like, and for whatever purpose we like, and you dutifully go about our business. How much more evidence do you need? We can make you desire to leave your homes and family and go to war merely at our command. We only need to present some nonsense to you from the president’s desk or on the evening news and we can get you all fired up to do whatever we like. You can do nothing but what we put before you.


When any of you seek to resist us, we have ways of making you look ridiculous as we have done with your militia movement. We have delighted to use this movement to show the world how impotent any resistance is. They look so silly marching around with their guns as if they were some match for our military. Look at what we did near Waco. Did the Davidian’s little store of weapons help them? We have generously taxed you and used that money to make such sophisticated weapons you can in no way compete. Your own money has served to forge the chains we bind you with, since we are in control of all money.

Some of you think you may escape by buying some land in the country and growing a garden. Let me remind you that you still pay us ground rent. Oh, you may call it property taxes, but it still goes to us. You see, you need money no matter what you do. If you fail to pay your ground rent to us, we will take your land and sell it to someone who will pay us. Do you think we cannot do this?

And with your ground rent we pay for the indoctrination of your children in the public schools we have set up. We want them to grow up well trained into the system of our thinking. Your children will learn what we want them to learn, when we want them to learn it, and you pay for it through your ground rent.

Those funds are also used for other projects we have in mind and our contractors are paid handsomely for their work. You may doubt that we own your children, or have such control, but you will find that we do. We can declare that you abuse your children when you spank them and have them confiscated.

If they do not show up for school indoctrination, we can accuse you of neglect, thereby, giving them to us. Your children are not yours. They are ours. You must inoculate them, you must bring them to our hospitals if we decree or we will take them from you. You know this and we know this.

Through our electronic commerce we are able to see where you are, what you are buying and how much you have to buy things with. Where do you suppose we come up with our monthly financial statistics? Through the Internet and other sources we can even know how you think and what you say. It is not especially important to us what you believe as long as you do what we say. Your beliefs are nonsense anyway*. But if you think you have a following, and we perceive that you might be somewhat dangerous to our agenda, we have ways to deal with you.

We have a Pandora’s box of mischief with which to snare you. We can have you in court so long you will never get out. We can easily drain away all your assets over one pretext or another. We have an inexhaustible fund with which to draw from to pay our lawyers. These lawyers are paid by you in the form of taxes.

You do not have this vast supply of wealth. We know how to divide and conquer. Have we not brought down rulers of countries through our devices? Do you think your tiny self will be any match for us?


And, let us consider your religions and the “moral majority.” The “moral majority” is neither moral nor is it in the majority. We have delighted to use this wet noodle of a movement to make ridiculous the Christian faith. The silly men who run that organization always end up with egg on their faces. We have always put them in defense of themselves as we have so successfully done with the NRA. We can make it seem by our media propaganda that the National Rifle Association is actually the New Radical Attackers.

Have we not turned the American conservative movement on its ear? If it serves our purposes we can use the conservatives to turn the liberals on their ear. It makes no difference to us but it serves to make you believe there are two sides struggling for their particular position. This helps to make things seem fair and free since everyone has a voice. Actually, there is only one side now with all kinds of masks on, but you are unable to penetrate our purposes.

You see, we can do whatever we like and you can do nothing about it. Does it not seem reasonable that you simply obey and serve us? Otherwise, you get eaten up in the resistance you suppose will liberate you.

You cannot be liberated. Imagine how you can. We supply your fuel for your cars. We can turn it off whenever we like claiming that there is some sort of fuel shortage. What if your car breaks down? You cannot get parts for it without us. We supply all the money you use. At any whim of our desire we can stop the money supply or cause a complete crash all together. We can then order the president to declare all money worthless and that we will have to have new money. All of your stashes of cash will go up in smoke in a moment’s time.

Don’t you need food? If necessary, we can cause a trucker’s strike which would stop deliveries of food to your local store. We can starve you whenever we like. You only have food because we have provided it to you from our table.

During the great depression we controlled the food. We heaped mountains of food behind fences and let it rot. The hungry were then made to work in our labour camps even though there was enough and more to feed them. Do you really think you can beat us? You say you will hoard gold coins so you will still have money in the time of the crash. We can simply pass a law which outlaws the possession of gold as we have done in the past. If we find gold in your possession, we would simply confiscate it and put you in prison for breaking the law.

While in prison you would be required to work in one of our prison industries. We have so formed a picture of the labour camps in our prisons these days that no one seems to object to them. We tell people that murderers should pay for their own keep.

No one seems to consider that we have the power to put tomato growers there also. We can pass laws that prohibit gardens and then make up some scientific reason why you may only buy food from our sources. If someone sees you growing tomatoes, they will report you to us and then we will have you in our fields working for us. Oh, silly nationalists, there is no escape for you, for since long before you were born, we were planning your capture. Your teachers and ministers have been forming your thoughts for us for generations now. You have no idea how to pull out of our influence short of suicide. Go ahead and commit suicide, it will only help us to deal with the excessive population. You cannot hurt us, find us, or even imagine what we are up to.

I am throwing you these few crumbs only so that you may, if you have a little good sense, obey and follow our orders.


We run Hollywood. The movies such as Terminator and Armageddon, along with a great host of others, were simply created to get you thinking according to our directions. You have been made to delight in violence so that when we send you off to kill some bad man we have put before you, you move without a whimper.

We have placed violent arcade games in your malls to prepare your young minds in the art of battle. We have made you to view our armies and police as the good forces and you submit to things that were unthinkable just a few decades ago. Our artful programs, are all designed to help you submit and even help the New World Order.

Star Trek, and other such creations, have taught you to simply obey orders from the new international rulers. Oh, silly people, you thought you were being entertained, while you were actually being educated. Dare I use the words, “brainwashed” or “mind control?” By the way, have you seen the new Star Wars?

What a masterpiece of mental manipulation. Humans confer with nondescript beasts of all shapes and sizes and they confer in English. I wonder where those space beasts learned English. Oh, the simpleness of the mind of the citizen. He never considers he is being taken into fairyland. We have placed advertisements for Star Wars almost everywhere you go. You will find them in Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Taco Bell and a host of our institutions of commerce. There is something we want you to learn from this movie. Or, perhaps it could be said, there is something we do not want you to learn, from Episodes 4-6. Either way, we will have what we want in the whole affair.

Of course, to keep you off guard we have instructed our elected officials to appear to be correcting the evil of our violence. President Clinton is now speaking against violence in Hollywood movies. This will not solve the problem, but will only make the people believe the problem is being worked on. Sex and violence are the very best powers to use to help us gain our advantage. How the people loathe to give up their sex and violence, so we place all they want before them. In this way, we keep them so occupied they do not have the integrity or brain power to deal with the really important matters which are left entirely in our hands. President Clinton has been very helpful to us. We knew of what character he was before we placed him as president. Exposing him was very helpful in adjusting the moral habits of the youth downward. This is to our advantage.

Even more agreeable to us were the vain efforts of those who thought they could remove him against our will. He is useful to us and he will not be removed by anyone until we are ready to have him removed. Excuse me if I seem to be mocking your system of beliefs, but they are rather outdated. Have you no eyes to see your vain liberties and your righteous pontifications are nothing before us? You can only do what we say you can do. We remove presidents when we are ready and the leader we set up will be there until it serves us to have another.

At that time we place our proposed leader before you and you vote for what we want. In that way we give you the vain voting exercise in the belief you had something to do with placing your president in office.

We use the nations for what we want to use them for. Everyone knows that they must yield to us or die. Fortunately, we have had a few resisters such as Saddam and Milosevic that have been helpful in showing the world leaders what we will do to them if they do not submit.

There is only glory in following our purposes and doing what we say. If one does not, there will be such a sad and tragic result. I would really have you spared of such an end. But, then, again, if you are not spared, it is of no consequence to us. We will use you to alleviate some of the overpopulation problem.


Some of you have thought you could stop us by placing a bomb in one of our abortion clinics or in a government building. Silly souls! How can that hurt us?

All that does is give us an example to use so that we might place more controls and heavy burdens on the population. We love it when you rebel and blow something up. You are our reason for making more laws against all those things which might contribute to your freedom from us. If someone did not blow something up on occasion, we would have no justification in placing more hedges about you. Can’t you see how impossible it is for you to resist us? The more you wriggle, the more we squeeze.

Our kingdom is the kingdom of money. Excuse me, but I must confess that we are the rulers of the kingdom of non-money. You must see the humour in that statement. We have given you a piece of paper or some numbers on a computer screen that we have termed money. It is backed up by nothing and proven by nothing but what we say it is. We create it from nothing, we print it, we loan it, we give it its value, we take its value away. All things that have to do with money are in our hands. Think of it, what is it that you can do against us without money? If you try to resist, we can cancel your credit or freeze your accounts. Your cash is easily confiscated. We have made so many rules in the realm of living that you cannot live without money.

Camp on government land and you must move in two weeks. You cannot grow much of a garden in two weeks. Many of our wilderness trails are entered by permit only. We have passed laws that do not allow you to live in trailers over a certain period without moving to another location. Have you not thought it ridiculous that we will allow a man to live in a box full time but we will not allow a man to live in an RV full time unless he is in a taxpaying campground?


Our recent war in Serbia has many purposes to it but we do not speak of these things openly. We let the talk show hosts blather all sorts of nonsense but none of it touches the core. First of all, there is a wealth of natural resources in Kosovo that we must have complete control of. Kosovo has large supplies of uranium in its soil and uranium is very helpful to our regime. Also, it suits us to keep all such minerals out of the hands of potential enemies.

Milosevic has not been helpful in giving those resources into our hands so we simply make things difficult for him until he does. Even now victory over Yugoslavia is imminent.

We are reducing that proud nation to the level of humility we require from all people. After the war, if Mr. Milosevic does not sufficiently humble himself, we will take him to the world court charged with war crimes. We made up that term; rather ingenious, don’t you think? How could there be such a thing as a war crime? The very nature of war is that the rules are off. It is so entertaining to watch the nations try to fight war according to the laws we have placed before them. The only war crime there really is only involves the crime of being against us. Anyone against us is violating our law. As you have seen when someone is for us we do not care what they do. Was not Nelson Mandela a bomb-toting terrorist who killed many of his enemies? We made a hero of him.

We observe no laws when it comes to war. We do what we want, when we want and where we want. We can starve nations to death, we can ruin civilians and any other horror for which we would take our enemies to court. Look at our example.

We bomb Serbia out of its wits, bomb Kosovans out of their homes, poison their rivers and streams, turn off their electricity making a grand crisis in that country, and then we masterfully make it appear it is all Mr. Milosevic’s fault and he needs to go to court for it. It is the same way we made our inferno at Waco look like Mr. Koresh’s fault. Then there was our chief villain, Saddam with all of his weapons of mass destruction. Bad men are a dime a dozen and we can conjure one up whenever it suits us. This is really quite funny when you think of it. I am not one who is usually given to humour, but I do catch myself laughing sometimes at the absolute absurdity of the notions we place before you and you readily accept.

Do you wonder that the leaders of the world tremble at our presence? They know they have no power except the power we give them. We have no fear of Russia or China for we are already in full control of their system of things. China knows that we can freeze any number of its corporations in America and all of its capital at the stroke of a pen.

We want you to be in the system. When you are buying a house, we not only receive the tax revenue to use for our purposes, but we gain large increases from the interest on the loan. You may pay for your house two or three times over from the interest alone. The interest is also taxed which is again placed for use in those sectors of influence we choose.

We do not want you to escape free and that is why we have made it as we have. You are our property. We will not permit you to buy or sell unless you submit to our mark of authority*. If you go to court against us, we will wear you out there and in the end you will lose. If you use violence, we will end up having you in one of our labour camps, more specifically called prison industries. You need our money, our entertainments, our fuel, and our utilities to function and if you don’t have them, you feel deprived. By this, you are made to yield to our will.

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April 18, 2011

Turning The Tables

Fact: Politicians make promises in their manifestos that they never keep.

Fact: Politicians change the rules to suit themselves.

Fact: We CAN do the same to them on May 5th.

Watch this short clip (Thank you GV!) and then follow the instructions.

If one of us does this, it will make no difference (much like AV), but if one million of us do it, it will send a powerful message to the no-marks in Westmonster. So you are going to have to share this video with everyone you know. Tell them to do the same, and tell them to tell their friends to do the same. Before long everyone in Britain will have seen it. Twice.

The politicians don't take politics seriously, so why should we?

Have a bit of fun, and make 'em squirm.

Spoil your paper, and spoil their fun.



I certainly hope so.

Thanks to Sue for the clip, and a tip of ye olde beret to Victor and his brother for the words.

Britain cannot be great again until we dump this embarrassing, unaffordable and unlawful connection to the European "family". Most of us love the Europeans, we just don't want to be married to the EU state. And when a poor relation borrows more than he can afford, the right thing to do is to walk away and allow him to learn his lesson. Increasing his pocket money just exacerbates the problem. And yet we keep doing it. No matter how idiotic the poor relation is.

The Finns straightened their spines and said "No".

This, from the Em Ess Em.

That's all it takes, folks.

It worked for them. It works for me.

It will work for you too.


April 17, 2011

Hiding The Violence

This is another great talk by Stefan Molyneux.

Stefan delivered this talk at New Hampshire Liberty Forum almost two years ago but it would remain as valid if he were speaking on live TV today.

Put aside an hour or two and be entertained, fascinated, and educated all at the same time.

The link to Part 1 is here and Part 2 is here.

You can also visit Stefan's site and download five of his books absolutely free.

Make no mistake: the state is, was, and always will be the enemy.

Your choice is to comply or defy.


April 16, 2011

Sleep Tight...

Most of you know that I fly a lot.

Next week I am off to Cameroon again and then across to Lagos. I will use five aircraft to get there and back.

1. Aberdeen to Paris
2. Paris to Douala
3. Douala to Lagos
4. Lagos to Amsterdam
5. Amsterdam to Aberdeen

My confidence in flying was unshakeable.

Right up to the moment I read this story about the pilot and the fucking co-pilot nodding off.

But, I thought, "At least we have the ever vigilant air controllers watching over us".

Then I read this sphincter-relaxing tale about the watchers falling asleep.  



I usually nod off myself but I can see some sleepless flights coming up. I'll have to risk being tasered and strapped into my seat by burly women as I repeatedly bang on the cockpit door shouting "Oi! Are you awake in there? Good! Now get air traffic on the blower and give them a shake too!"

It's that, or pre-load with gin & tonic and pray that the end is swift.

No screaming like in the movies.

Just some gentle snoring.


April 14, 2011

Light Blogging.

Woe is me!

I am having to do the worky thing. At work!

Normally I work from home but my CEO is over from Houston and he demands my presence.

Talk amongst yourselves for a bit.

Not about me, obviously. Pick on someone else.

Normal service will resume shortly.


April 12, 2011

As Thick As Mince

Is anyone else missing the intellectual giant  that was George Dubya Bush?

Me neither.

The man has the IQ of a clubbed seal.

America is seriously considering electing Dubya's younger, stupider sister, Sarah Palin, as their next POTUS .

Watch this video, my Merkin frenz, and resolve not to do it.



Apostates And Recanters

I was over at Angry Exile's gaff and spotted his great piece on global warming climate change.

The short story is that a global warming climate change devotee has broken ranks and announced that it was all (Shock! Horror!) a big fat lie. They told lies, endless lies, just to make money. How shallow can one get?

David Evans is the latest to confess all. (See his CV below). AE has the full story, please go there and follow his links.

"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s. But the gravy train was too big, with too many jobs, industries, trading profits, political careers, and the possibility of world government and total control riding on the outcome. So rather than admit they were wrong, the governments, and their tame climate scientists, now outrageously maintain the fiction that carbon dioxide is a dangerous pollutant."

And it struck me that we can fully expect similar statements from the "suddenly aware" in the future.

This sort of thing:

"The whole idea that second hand smoke is the main cause of all known diseases is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s. But the gravy train was too big, with too many jobs, industries, trading profits, political careers, and the possibility of world government and total control riding on the outcome. So rather than admit they were wrong, the governments, and their tame anti-smoking scientists, now outrageously maintain the fiction that second hand smoke is a dangerous pollutant."

And this:

"The whole idea that Swine Flu was life-threatening to all and sundry was based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s. But the gravy train was too big, with too many jobs, industries, trading profits, political careers, and the possibility of world government and total control riding on the outcome. So rather than admit they were wrong, the governments, and their tame scientists, now outrageously maintain the fiction that Swine Flu will spread faster than the pox in a whorehouse."

And this:

"The whole idea that BSE was the main cause of anything was based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s. But the gravy train was too big, with too many jobs, industries, trading profits, political careers, and the possibility of world government and total control riding on the outcome. So rather than admit they were wrong, the governments, and their tame, erm, cow scientists, now outrageously maintain the fiction that slaughtering millions of animals needlessly was an act of supreme cleverness."

And this:

"The whole idea that Al Qaeda (and NOT governments in the developed world) is the main cause of terrorism is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s all the bloody time. But the gravy train was too big, with too many jobs, industries, trading profits, political careers, and the possibility of world government and total control riding on the outcome. So rather than admit they were wrong, the governments, and their tame spooks, now outrageously maintain the fiction that Al Qaeda is a dangerous outfit, when in fact, no such group exists."

I'm sure you are getting the idea. (If you have any suggestions, lob them in).

 Here's one from The Cat:

"The whole idea that government is the main cure of all known social and political problems is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the entire sweep of modern history. But the gravy train was too big, with too many jobs, industries, trading profits, political careers, and the possibility of world government and total control riding on the outcome. So rather than admit they were wrong, the politicos, and their knuckle-dragging, lickspittle hangers-on and camp-followers now outrageously maintain the fiction that less personal freedom and more governmental power and control is what we need."

And another from Richard:

"The whole idea that guns are the main cause of crime is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence. Rather than admit they were wrong, the governments and their tame spooks outrageously maintain the fiction that personal firearm ownership is dangerous when in fact the unprotected public are at the mercy of increasingly vicious criminals."

One more from the exalted AE:

"The whole idea that criminalising recreational drugs and the trade in them is a useful policy is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 19fucking20s. But the gravy train was too big, with too many jobs, reputations, and political careers, and the possibility of world government and total control riding on the outcome. So rather than admit they were wrong, the governments, their tame police and health advisors, and a legion of nannying prodnoses and killjoy busybodies now outrageously maintain the fiction that drugs must remain illegal."
More and more often we see these people pop up, having had their epiphanies, and now they are all to eager to spill the beans. Is this to purge their consciences, or is it an altruistic act? I don't know, and I don't care.

Just keep popping up, folks. You'll feel 100 times better when you do the right thing and turn your backs on the bacteria you were falsely loyal to. You owe us the truth, so speak up. There is no money in it, but redemption awaits.

C'mon, fess up!

Well done David. A lovely u-turn, given your previous employment.

David Evans consulted full-time for the Australian Greenhouse Office (now the Department of Climate Change) from 1999 to 2005, and part-time 2008 to 2010, modelling Australia’s carbon in plants, debris, mulch, soils, and forestry and agricultural products. He is a mathematician and engineer, with six university degrees, including a PhD from Stanford University in electrical engineering. The comments above were made to the Anti-Carbon-Tax Rally in Perth, Australia, on March 23.

Good on ya, cobber. Welcome to the right side of the Force.


Grinding America Down

In direct contrast to yesterdays post, I thought you might be interested in how certain parts of the world fought back and started to destroy America. From the inside.

Spot any similarities between the USA and the UK?

Tip of the beret to Christopher for the video.


April 11, 2011

How America Took Over The World

They used guys like John Perkins.

I am both fascinated and appalled at the actions of the USA and people like John. Thankfully, John broke cover and started to tell us about these nefarious operations and without him, we would be in the dark.

Here is a snippet from an interview, and below, a link to John's site. I will buy the book but I suggest you do the same, or get it from a library. As Sun Tzu once said, "Before you can defeat the enemy, you must know his strengths and his weaknesses". This book will help in that regard.


"AMY GOODMAN: John Perkins joins us now in our firehouse studio. Welcome to Democracy Now!

JOHN PERKINS: Thank you, Amy. It’s great to be here.

AMY GOODMAN: It’s good to have you with us. Okay, explain this term, “economic hit man,” e.h.m., as you call it.

JOHN PERKINS: Basically what we were trained to do and what our job is to do is to build up the American empire. To bring -- to create situations where as many resources as possible flow into this country, to our corporations, and our government, and in fact we’ve been very successful. We’ve built the largest empire in the history of the world. It's been done over the last 50 years since World War II with very little military might, actually. It's only in rare instances like Iraq where the military comes in as a last resort. This empire, unlike any other in the history of the world, has been built primarily through economic manipulation, through cheating, through fraud, through seducing people into our way of life, through the economic hit men. I was very much a part of that.

AMY GOODMAN: How did you become one? Who did you work for?

JOHN PERKINS: Well, I was initially recruited while I was in business school back in the late sixties by the National Security Agency, the nation's largest and least understood spy organization; but ultimately I worked for private corporations. The first real economic hit man was back in the early 1950's, Kermit Roosevelt, the grandson of Teddy, who overthrew of government of Iran, a democratically elected government, Mossadegh’s government who was Time's magazine person of the year; and he was so successful at doing this without any bloodshed -- well, there was a little bloodshed, but no military intervention, just spending millions of dollars and replaced Mossadegh with the Shah of Iran. At that point, we understood that this idea of economic hit man was an extremely good one. We didn't have to worry about the threat of war with Russia when we did it this way. The problem with that was that Roosevelt was a C.I.A. agent. He was a government employee. Had he been caught, we would have been in a lot of trouble. It would have been very embarrassing. So, at that point, the decision was made to use organizations like the C.I.A. and the N.S.A. to recruit potential economic hit men like me and then send us to work for private consulting companies, engineering firms, construction companies, so that if we were caught, there would be no connection with the government.

AMY GOODMAN: Okay. Explain the company you worked for.

JOHN PERKINS: Well, the company I worked for was a company named Chas. T. Main in Boston, Massachusetts. We were about 2,000 employees, and I became its chief economist. I ended up having fifty people working for me. But my real job was deal-making. It was giving loans to other countries, huge loans, much bigger than they could possibly repay. One of the conditions of the loan–let's say a $1 billion to a country like Indonesia or Ecuador–and this country would then have to give ninety percent of that loan back to a U.S. company, or U.S. companies, to build the infrastructure–a Halliburton or a Bechtel. These were big ones. Those companies would then go in and build an electrical system or ports or highways, and these would basically serve just a few of the very wealthiest families in those countries. The poor people in those countries would be stuck ultimately with this amazing debt that they couldn’t possibly repay. A country today like Ecuador owes over fifty percent of its national budget just to pay down its debt. And it really can’t do it. So, we literally have them over a barrel. So, when we want more oil, we go to Ecuador and say, “Look, you're not able to repay your debts, therefore give our oil companies your Amazon rain forest, which are filled with oil.” And today we're going in and destroying Amazonian rain forests, forcing Ecuador to give them to us because they’ve accumulated all this debt. So we make this big loan, most of it comes back to the United States, the country is left with the debt plus lots of interest, and they basically become our servants, our slaves. It's an empire. There's no two ways about it. It’s a huge empire. It's been extremely successful."

Link to John's site.

Google "Confessions of an Economic Hitman" and you should find some YouTube clips as well.

How little we know.....


Tip of the beret to poster Bodge on TPUC. Thanks mate!


Scuse my non-blogging yesterday.

I spent the day learning how to ride motorbikes. My better half thinks I am suffering from male menopause but I suddenly spotted motorbikes and wondered if it was a skill I might need. Odd at my age, but not unheard of. Often, throughout my life, I have simply done stuff because "it was there". I still have a long list of stuff that I will get around to. Or not. But the motorbikes suddenly appealed.

So, off I popped to do my CBT (Compulsory Basic Training). Now, I know some of you will wonder why I did this, given my Freeman bent. The answer is simply this: it falls under the heading "Do no harm". If I were to hit the streets on a powerful machine without any prior knowledge or training I might hurt someone, or myself. This goes against my grain. Actually, it should go against everyone's grain.

With that in mind, I spent the day on one of these:

(Honda 125 CG)

I found it quite complex to start with. All limbs are involved and it was quite a trick to get my brain to work everything out. The training was excellent and enjoyable. I started at 10 am and by 18:30 or so, I felt competent to ride. I need a lot more practise but riding is surprisingly pleasurable so I look forward to getting some miles under my belt before taking the test.

The biggest lesson of the day was just how badly car drivers treat people on motorbikes. They are extremely ignorant and don't seem to think at all when they see (or pretend not to see) people on motorbikes. I think I may have to modify my bike (when I buy one) to house a Gattling gun. The instructors kept saying "It isn't a matter of if you get hit, but when".

So if I go quiet for a while, I may just be recuperating, or stone dead.

I will find a way of letting you know.

Meantime, I am very much alive, and looking forward to improving my riding skills.

Next week: Nude bungee jumping!


April 09, 2011

Distressing and Distraining The Census Drones

I received a letter this morning from the General Register Office for Scotland. It contained threats, and it informed me that the Notice I sent them on 27th March 2011 was not a defence against completing their inane forms. 

I disagreed and replied thusly:

"Dear Simon Hazlewood

Thank you for your letter dated 7th April 2011. It arrived this morning, 9th April 2011. You were given seven days to reply.  Unfortunately your letter missed my deadline by six days. In law, victory is mine.

I am not going to complete your census forms. I cannot. On July 15th 2009 I entered Lawful Rebellion. This is a right, an obligation, which every Briton must exercise when evidence comes to light that the monarch has violated her Coronation Oaths, and/or that parliament has committed treason. Both of these things have occurred.  I sent a total of four affidavits to Elizabeth Windsor at her London residence. She has not disagreed with my lawful standing. She knows that I have revoked my allegiance to her and sworn it instead to the Barons Committee formed in 2001. My instructions from the Barons Committee via Magna Carta 1215 Ch. 61 are clear: “together with the community of the whole realm, distrain and distress us in all possible ways, namely, by seizing our castles, lands, possessions, and in any other way they can, until redress has been obtained as they see fit…”

I am ill-equipped for castle-seizing, but obstructing the government by not filling in nonsensical forms is easy. You may doubt that MC1215 is valid. I assure you that it is. Various governments have (unlawfully) repealed sections of it but Ch 61 remains in force for all time. MC1215 is not a statute, it is a Treaty. Moreover, it was given life forty years before the first parliament was formed in 1265.

No doubt you will threaten me with a fine, or court, or both. Neither fills me with terror. On the contrary, I look forward to proving my lawful standing in court. My appearance will be given the oxygen of publicity via my blog, (which is visited by around 1000 people per day), and spread by over 130 blogs sympathetic to my cause. Total readership numbers in the millions.

I am oath-sworn to uphold only Natural Law. I will not cause harm, injury or loss to another living man or woman; neither will I make mischief with my contracts. Statute Law is meaningless to me. That includes the Census Act 1920.

If, however, you are hell-bent on enforcing statutes, I am curious to know why you will not enforce this one:

[To pre-fine someone in Scotland is contrary with the] Claim of Right Act 1689, "By imposeing exorbitant fines to the value of the pairties Estates exacting extravagant Baile and disposeing fines and forefaultors befor any proces or Conviction"....."All which are utterly and directly contrairy to the knoune lawes statutes and freedomes of this realme".

I have been preparing for court for almost three years. I would be most happy to meet you there. My fee for appearing in court is one thousand (1,000) ounces of silver per hour. Any invitation to appear will attract those fees, and if such an invitation is received by me, you are agreeing to my fee schedule. This is non-negotiable. My time on this planet is limited and I value it greatly.

I strongly urge you to take advice from a lawyer trained in constitutional matters. He or she will inform you that you have already lost.

Without ill-will, frivolity or vexation

The Occupier."

I will keep you updated.


April 08, 2011

Tuts My Barreh

If you don't laugh at this, seek help.

My keyboard is ruined.


The Forgotten Man

"Against the background of a darkening sky, all of the past Presidents of the United States gather before the White House, as if to commemorate some great event. In the left hand corner of the painting sits a man. That man, with his head bowed appears distraught and hopeless as he contemplates his future. Some of the past Presidents try to console him while looking in the direction of the modern Presidents as if to say, "What have you done?" Many of these modern Presidents, seemingly oblivious to anything other than themselves, appear to be congratulating each other on their great accomplishments. In front of the man, paper trash is blowing in the wind. Crumpled dollar bills, legislative documents, and, like a whisper—the U.S. Constitution beneath the foot of Barack Obama."

It doesn't require a huge leap to imagine similar unthinking tomfoolery here. The old adage remains as true today as it ever did: when America sneezes, we catch a cold.

We have imbeciles in charge too.


This Week In Pictures

If only.

If only we all switched brands, like the Arabs:

We could stop maniacs like these:

Like I said: if only.

Have a great weekend.

Don't be thinking about Grovelling Cameron and that £6.5 billion handout for Pakistan. Don't be thinking about the new Finance Act that doesn't affect MPs. Don't be imagining that that thieving bastard Elliott Morley will get anything like a fair sentence for his abuse of public trust. Don't be heeding the words of the Righteous on how dangerous alcohol is. It isn't.

In fact, just spend some time thinking about you and yours. Have a think about how best you can protect each other. Clue: Imagine no government. None at all. Even the Belgians seem to manage quite nicely without one.

So can we.


April 07, 2011

Time Out.

Town's fucked up. Country's fucked up. Europe's fucked up. The world is fucked up.

Politicians are fucked up. Money's fucked up. Law's fucked up.

Freedom's fucked. People are fucked.

Unfuck yourself.

Watch this clip. It's on me.

No charge.


Are You Asleep?


And it is deliberate.

They have been poisoning our minds and our bodies for generations. Waking up, and taking control of yourself, absolutely terrifies them. They need your complacence. They depend on your compliance.

Which should be reason enough to rouse yourself from slumber.

Wake up! Stay awake!

You have but one life. Live it your way.

Not theirs.


Tip of the beret to poster Holy Vehm over at FMOTL.

April 06, 2011

Conclusive Evidence: 2 Billion Imbeciles Inhabit Earth

The proof is right here.

Personally, I'd rather watch a fire at an old folks home.

That, or stick pins in kittens eyes.

Just sayin'.


Snivelling Little Bastard

CamerBorg apologises to Pakistan, and gives them £650 Million!!

A spineless nation led by a spineless man kissing the arse of an undeserving third-world nations' spineless leader. A "perfect storm".  

How humiliating.

Oi, Davey-boy! You did not apologise on my behalf and you did not have my authority to bung them a shitload of my cash. Take both back. Today.

You gormless cunt.


US Marines Deploy To Libya

This is a game-changer.

What was all that shite about NOT deploying ground forces?

Check out this 49 second video clip.

Semper Fi, and all that. Or not, as the case may be....


April 05, 2011

Scottish Census Rebellion! UPDATED To Include UK

A massive 30% of Scots have said no to the Census.

My heart, she is filled with joy.


"AROUND 700,000 households in Scotland had failed to return their census questionnaires a week after they were due to be completed.

Registrar General for Scotland Duncan Macniven said 1.8 million forms had been sorted by Royal Mail or filled in online, but 30% of the surveys had yet to be returned. "

Full story here.

And, I guess I should expect a letter:

"Warning letters are already going out to around 200 people who have indicated that they will refuse to take part."

Can't wait.

Seems many of us are saying no:

Good work peeps!!