April 09, 2011

Distressing and Distraining The Census Drones

I received a letter this morning from the General Register Office for Scotland. It contained threats, and it informed me that the Notice I sent them on 27th March 2011 was not a defence against completing their inane forms. 

I disagreed and replied thusly:

"Dear Simon Hazlewood

Thank you for your letter dated 7th April 2011. It arrived this morning, 9th April 2011. You were given seven days to reply.  Unfortunately your letter missed my deadline by six days. In law, victory is mine.

I am not going to complete your census forms. I cannot. On July 15th 2009 I entered Lawful Rebellion. This is a right, an obligation, which every Briton must exercise when evidence comes to light that the monarch has violated her Coronation Oaths, and/or that parliament has committed treason. Both of these things have occurred.  I sent a total of four affidavits to Elizabeth Windsor at her London residence. She has not disagreed with my lawful standing. She knows that I have revoked my allegiance to her and sworn it instead to the Barons Committee formed in 2001. My instructions from the Barons Committee via Magna Carta 1215 Ch. 61 are clear: “together with the community of the whole realm, distrain and distress us in all possible ways, namely, by seizing our castles, lands, possessions, and in any other way they can, until redress has been obtained as they see fit…”

I am ill-equipped for castle-seizing, but obstructing the government by not filling in nonsensical forms is easy. You may doubt that MC1215 is valid. I assure you that it is. Various governments have (unlawfully) repealed sections of it but Ch 61 remains in force for all time. MC1215 is not a statute, it is a Treaty. Moreover, it was given life forty years before the first parliament was formed in 1265.

No doubt you will threaten me with a fine, or court, or both. Neither fills me with terror. On the contrary, I look forward to proving my lawful standing in court. My appearance will be given the oxygen of publicity via my blog, (which is visited by around 1000 people per day), and spread by over 130 blogs sympathetic to my cause. Total readership numbers in the millions.

I am oath-sworn to uphold only Natural Law. I will not cause harm, injury or loss to another living man or woman; neither will I make mischief with my contracts. Statute Law is meaningless to me. That includes the Census Act 1920.

If, however, you are hell-bent on enforcing statutes, I am curious to know why you will not enforce this one:

[To pre-fine someone in Scotland is contrary with the] Claim of Right Act 1689, "By imposeing exorbitant fines to the value of the pairties Estates exacting extravagant Baile and disposeing fines and forefaultors befor any proces or Conviction"....."All which are utterly and directly contrairy to the knoune lawes statutes and freedomes of this realme".

I have been preparing for court for almost three years. I would be most happy to meet you there. My fee for appearing in court is one thousand (1,000) ounces of silver per hour. Any invitation to appear will attract those fees, and if such an invitation is received by me, you are agreeing to my fee schedule. This is non-negotiable. My time on this planet is limited and I value it greatly.

I strongly urge you to take advice from a lawyer trained in constitutional matters. He or she will inform you that you have already lost.

Without ill-will, frivolity or vexation

The Occupier."

I will keep you updated.

CR.

53 comments:

Richard said...

I've already cleared Tesco out of popcorn. Please keep us updated!

Sue said...

Excellent. My other half is most impressed. He has also just gone into lawful rebellion :)

bryboy said...

Nice one CR I await the outcome with baited breath.Good Luck!

WitteringsfromWitney said...

That's the ticket CR!

I've not had my knock on the door, or letter, yet and look forward to it when either appears. It should provide good sport!

Like you, I too will post events as they happen on my blog.

Oldrightie said...

It does sound a most desirable state.

William said...

Well 2-30 today and census twonk knocked on the door but we were out (I for exmaple was on the front street cleaning the car and my wife was 'out the back' hanging washing out) so she stuffed a little card through the letterbox informing no-one in particular (it wasn't even addressed to the 'legal occupier') that no census return had been received for 'this address' but it was okay as it can still be filled in and returned or we could 'log on' (who says log on these days?) and fill it in online with the 'unique number'.

I watched her walk down our street of fifty four homes and she called at ten. Rather more than I though who haven't bothered but what is truly astonishing is the size of her 'folder of missing census's' it was humongous.

Anonymous said...

Go on, Skip! You show those cunts! Lawful Rebellion! Yeeee-HAAA!!!

JerryD said...

Same here - Knock came yesterday, didn't answer the door and got the leaflet.

Loving the intimidation and harassment 'lite'!

CrazyDaisy said...

Hoofing, I will come along as your bag carrier if I may be permitted you stormy but lawfully correct fecker :)

CD

ps. No call yet at my door, I'm not always around, need to brief er indoors!

lilith said...

Go Captain!

Elby the Beserk said...

Am not in LR yet so our Census form went back in three different pens, food and coffee and tea all over it,writing all out of the boxes. Ethnic origin, "Awaiting DNA test - can't afford it at the moment" (my wife had hers done a while back, and she hails from Syria. So she's down as Syrian. Born in New Zealand, for clarity's sake).

If they knock at the door, they will be sent off with a form to complete as per recently at OH, before we go any further. They want forms, they can have forms. Any further will imply acting the idiot. Years of practise. Just ask my children.

Captain Ranty said...

Thanks all, for the encouragement.

And the tales of resistance!

If this does go the other way, I will be expecting cakes sent to the gaol. (With files in them...)

CR.

Anonymous said...

LOL

Nice one Cap'n.

I put my census in the bin when I got it. I haven't received anything from them and won't reply to anything that they send me.

The madness of this whole thing is that people don't see anything wrong with giving an arms manufacturer, responsible for the deaths of millions upon millions, every little bit of personal information about them.

Much of society wants to be led like a sheep and this controlled. It is therefore understandable why the freemasons and those who hate us look at us the way they do. Misanthropy is very much understandable when you look at the pathetically, weak and obedient specimens that pass for humanity these days.

Harbinger

mescalito said...

Excellent my friend :)

Richard said...

Harbinger: do you have any evidence that Freemasons are involved (other than as unrelated individuals) in any conspiracy against the people of this country, or that they hate 'us'?

Anonymous said...

A Pensioner
I did look at the terms and conditions on this site. http://help.census.gov.uk/termsandconditions.html
Please can someone take a look and tell me what they think of using such a site that takes no responsibility for your information. I see contradictions. Also they do give you the option to use or not to use the site.

Anonymous said...

Richard,

Why do you ask? All one has to do is do some basic research on the people in the NGOs and top positions of society to see that they are freemasons.

I really have not got the time or patience to go into any debate on freemasonry, for the simple reason that you either understand the situation or you do not.

However I will say one thing and that is the 'lowly' freemasons within society haven't a clue just what freemasonry is all about. They are merely yes men, doing what they're told in order to get that leg up in society and a better lifestyle.

Having researched it (a great deal I might add) there is nothing whatsoever beneficial about freemasonry towards humanity. It is there, behind the scenes sculpting a future, that will be wonderful for them and hell for the rest of us.

If you want evidence, dig a little deeper from the shite you'll read in the MSM, which I guarantee won't mention anything about the NWO and freemasonry.

Harbinger

mescalito said...

Ranty would you please do a post on this: http://lawfulbank.com/

their idea is to get a million minimum so we really need to get the word out and get it posted everywhere.

thanks.

Indyanhat said...

hey Captain , love the letter will rip it off wholesale to go along with my 'complaint' about the ignorant f8cker that called at mine today!...if you dont mind that is, you have such a way with words!

suedenimon said...

hey Captain , love the letter will rip it off wholesale to go along with my 'complaint' about the ignorant f8cker that called at mine today!...if you dont mind that is, you have such a way with words!

I second that remark!

Captain Ranty said...

(On behalf of Phil)

Hold on to your 'HATS' guys and girls because there are plans afoot that are going to knock your socks off.
There are going to be some announcements and action that will be made very soon. A protest country wide that will hit the financial centre to its core. It will be peaceful legal and lawful, the police will not be involved and there could not be any arrests. It will confound the authorities and is backed by a few years research as well as some very prominent highly qualified constitutional and criminal lawyers.
Got your attention? I will gladly update CR and I am sure he will blog this. Everyone who wishes to get involved in this 'HISTORY making event' will be welcomed. More later.



Namaste, phil;

Captain Ranty said...

Help yourself IndySued!

George Speller said...

Whatever this great event is, can I bring a black umbrella please?

Anonymous said...

I can't find any evidence that the Baron's Committee exists. What is it?

Jenkins said...

For those unsure of how to deal with officialdom, don't answer the door to the fuckers, and if necessary, blame the failure on the postal service.
Not everybody has the balls to stand up and be a target, but resistance takes many forms.

Richard said...

Harbinger, I ask because I want to know the answer. If you have evidence of Freemasonic influence in conspiracies against the people, then I would be interested to see it. If you 'have not got the time or patience to go into any debate on freemasonry, for the simple reason that you either understand the situation or you do not' that's fine, but it kind of rules out any further discussion.

Personally, I think it highly unlikely. 50 years ago, perhaps, but today the upper echelons of society are run by the Left, with the Fawcett Society and Common Purpose the 'freemasonic' equivalents.

Radio Free Britain said...

We sent ours back with "No contract, no consent" on the envelope, still no knock at the doors yet.

StealthQuagmire said...

This post gave me wood - Saved to desktop for reference :P

No knock at the door yet. I was generous and gave them 14 days, which have past.

WE win :)

Keepin' it peaceful

Anonymous said...

Richard,

"Personally, I think it highly unlikely. 50 years ago, perhaps, but today the upper echelons of society are run by the Left, with the Fawcett Society and Common Purpose the 'freemasonic' equivalents."

Churchill stated quite correctly that (paraphrase) "the more you want to look into the future the more you have to look deeper into the past."

The people within our society who are controlling us are able to because of the huge wealth and power they've collected and built up over the centuries.
There is no political dichotomy, merely the Hegelian dialectic in force as has always been. If you cared to do some research into CP, the Fabian Society, the RIIA, the CFR, the Bilderbergers, the Club of Rome, the Committee of 300 and so on, you will find that freemasonry runs rampant within all. You will not however find CP or the Fawcett Society.

There is no left, right or centre. They're there for the sole purpose to give people the illusion that they have choice. They don't. They never have nor will they if they continue to play the politics game.

Freemasonry is an incredibly secret organisation with those within who simply say yes and obey whatever is asked of them. Freemasonry is not what it set out to be, that is merely the setting up of lodgings for stone masons. It was infiltrated a long time ago and changed into something wholly different.

Richard said...

Anonymous/Harbinger?

We'll have to agree to disagree on the Masons, I think. I know a fair bit about their history, and the stonemason's friendly society idea was never taken very seriously by anyone, as there has never been any evidence for it. If you can name me one person in a position of high influence in the UK who is a Freemason (excluding fossils like the Duke of Kent), then please do so, as I would be genuinely interested to know.

Captain Ranty said...

Anon (00:03),

You can read about the formation of the BC here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1327734/Peers-petition-Queen-on-Europe.html


And here are their names:

http://captainranty.blogspot.com/2011/03/friends-in-high-places.html

CR.

mescalito said...

Ranty man, any chance of doing a post on the BCgroups lawful bank?

mescalito said...

also maybe could you do a post on this.

We will be denied the right to use the majority of herbal remedies currently available in health food stores and on the Internet when a new European law is fully implemented on 1st May 2011, according to data published today by the Alliance for Natural Health International (ANH-Intl).

you can DO NOTHING and leave your life in the hands of an unsympathetic government who continuously lie and treat us like slaves.

OR

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED: sign one of the most important petitions in history TODAY be heard, make history, safeguard the future of your friends, families and every generation yet to come.

use it or lose it people!

http://joininghandsinhealth.com/becounted.asp

Anonymous said...

Well done CR. I wish you well.
Paris Claims

Anonymous said...

Richard,

How far down the rabbit hole are you? I ask this because the what you know before you venture in is proven to be planned lies there to control people.

The Royal Family have for a very long time been controlling our society. You say the old fossil like the Duke of Kent but regardless he holds a lot of power. Possibly one of the most powerful people in the UK, the Queen's right hand man is Rothschild. He happens to be a freemason.

I hate to say it, but what you know about the freemasons is exoteric knowledge. The esoteric knowledge is kept within and not given out. There is an outer and an inner circle within freemasonry.

Like I said, I really don't want to go deep into it, firstly because if I did you would very probably not believe me, for I presume you haven't taken a tumble down the rabbit hole; secondly because I can't make you change your opinion, you have to do that through your own research and thirdly I don't want to clog up the Captain's replies.

Suffice to say, should you care to look at most films and music videos today (and of yesteryear) you will find blatant illuminati (freemason) symbolism. A prime example of it today is most rap videos and Lady Gaga. I recommend you go and have a look at the The Vigilant Citizen's website as he goes deep into the freemason control, via symbolism and obvious control of the major MSM industries.

Elby the Beserk said...

Captain Ranty said...
(On behalf of Phil)

Hold on to your 'HATS' guys and girls because there are plans afoot that are going to knock your socks off.
There are going to be some announcements and action that will be made very soon. A protest country wide that will hit the financial centre to its core. It will be peaceful legal and lawful, the police will not be involved and there could not be any arrests. It will confound the authorities and is backed by a few years research as well as some very prominent highly qualified constitutional and criminal lawyers.


And in response?

http://pjcjournal.wordpress.com/2011/04/09/new-american-revolution-warned-is-just-weeks-away/

Katabasis said...

GO CAPTAIN GO!!

Richard said...

Anon: "How far down the rabbit hole are you? I ask this because the what you know before you venture in is proven to be planned lies there to control people."

I've read this three times and I still don't understand it. You make a number of claims about my knowledge of Freemasonry (or lack of it) on the basis of what: that I ask you questions and appear to disagree with you? You know nothing about me, and I know nothing about you, except that your knowledge appears to come from extensive reading on the internet. I'll form my own judgement on that, but I think you are right in one thing: we shouldn't clog up the good Capn's comments with pointless verbage.

Anonymous said...

"I've read this three times and I still don't understand it."

No more need be stated.

dangermouse said...

Thanks for the tip that the door knocking has started.... I have now switched off my door bell.

Richard said...

"I ask this because the what you know before you venture in is proven to be planned lies there to control people."

*thinks*

Nope.

Anonymous said...

Richard,

Apologies. What I should have written was:

"I ask this because the what you know before you venture in is proven to be planned lies, afterwards, there to control people."

puts tail between my legs and heads out the door, head cowed.

Richard said...

Thanks for the elucidation - that makes more sense to me now. And I a not saying you are wrong; just that I like evidence and facts rather than assertions.

I think we had best agree to disagree and let these good people get on with annoying The Authorities. It's what they do best.

James Higham said...

Ah, this is what I have to expect, eh?

Anthony said...

Now I am quite certain mine has been lost in the post already what with the inefficiencies of Her Majesty's Royal Mail (public sector, eh?) but told her it had been posted and she ticked the box, said "thanks", and buggered off.

As an aside, she asked me my name and I said "No". "Fair enough" said she, and commenced the earlier mentioned buggering off.

As a second aside, I had a quick curtain twitch as to her direction after she left mine and was _most_ gratified to see her go next door, then the next, and then the next.

The Travelling Toper said...

Just had a rather pleasant young man call to ask if I have posted the census form. (Of course I have
-please tick accordingly )
He volunteered the information that out a street of 54 houses he has had to call at all but two!

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Well played, Skipper!

bruteforceandignorance said...

Am I the only one not yet to have a "knock". I was looking forward to the fun and games. Not even a letter or anything.

Good work Cap'n, we all know that bad publicity is of no use to the ONS. They will probably now avoid you like the plague.

Beast.

Road_Hog said...

I had a knock last week, almost opened the door as I was expecting a friend to call round.

Said person, had a clipboard with quite a few sheets attached (maybe more in the car) which seemed to be blocks of addresses with what looked like a barcode for each one.

There was no leaflet left and the call was mid afternoon, so maybe some of you have had the visit whilst you were at work.

TheBigYin said...

Unfortunately Road_Hog I opened my door not half an hour ago. I was asked if I had filled in the Census and rambled that I didn't know, can't remember and received another one plus a lecture on the importance of filling one in. I live in a block with a door entry system so was taken unawares at someone at my flat door. She also said that the council would be prosecuting those that revolt.

What happens now I have not made my mind up yet but I'll be fucked if I will take this laying down.

Been following your blog from it's inception CR, wish now I'd taken more notice...but it's never too late eh.

Angry Exile said...

Belated applause from Down Under (still catching up). Actually for the first time in ages I've missed being in the UK. We have a census coming up soon but as you know I have no idea of the prospects for LR or equivalent here, don't know if anyone's even looked into it, and feel I'd be batting a sticky wicket having chosen to come here freely. Still, there is the prospect of Leg-iron style fun and games.

Captain Ranty said...

Thanks AE.

It could all still end in tears.

I think you are right. The ONLY way I've kept out of trouble when visiting the 70-odd countries I have been to, is by playing by their rules.

The game changes when you are passing through, or not yet fully integrated. It may be that you want to have some fun in five or ten years when you "become" an Aussie. Naturalisation, I believe they call it.

CR.

Angry Exile said...

"It may be that you want to have some fun in five or ten years when you "become" an Aussie. Naturalisation, I believe they call it."

Been there, done that, got the plant. Seriously, they give you a little potted native Australian plant. I've never had a green thumb and mine died - make of that what you will :-)

But the thing is though, as I said above, I've accepted the conditions freely. Everyone who migrates or becomes a citizen of another country is liable to be told they shouldn't have done it if they didn't like how things are done there. I wouldn't hesitate to tell any of the Islam4UK crowd (or Islam4Australia mob, for that matter) to fuck off somewhere with Sharia if that's how they want to live, and indeed I have said as much. When in Rome do as the Romans do, and likewise when in Oz, though of course I'll always be a Pom to many or most no matter what. I'd also be something of a hypocrite if I start refusing to play ball over something I knew would come up before I came, or which I would have known if I'd taken the trouble to find out. Moving of goalposts since is something else entirely, but aside from the usual political reneging on campaign promises that hasn't really happened.

Actually I'm rather hoping the constitutional goalposts will move in one respect which I support, which is the sacking of Mrs Windsor, or that radar lobed son of hers if it drags on too much longer, as head of state. I keep telling people that she's shown she can't be trusted to look out for Australia having signed her own country away when the government asked, just as you told the Census gauleiter, and that the last thing we should want is for the UK to beat us to the punch and send the fuckers over here. Since there's to be various Royal Wedding TV specials in a couple of weeks, no doubt including coverage of the wedding night root and/or Harry puking his arsehole into an antique jardinière if anyone can get it, I'm probably pissing in the wind. Still, when we have a referendum on it again I'll certainly be voting, and who knows maybe campaigning, to give her the flick.