May 04, 2011

Pippa's Arse

Appeared at that wedding.

I missed the entire thing.

It seems that one of the highlights was Young Billy's sister-in-laws arse.

According to The Daily Mash, this could be it, unclad.

You ought to set down any liquids prior to reading their write-up.

It ends with this gem:

"Royal pundit Nikki Hollis said: "It's quite an achievement to stand out as the most perfect arse at an event attended by Prince Philip, George Osborne and Ben Fogle."




Jim Fryar said...

Shame you missed it Captain, it was rather a nice one.

Captain Ranty said...

The wedding or the arse, Jim?

Jim Fryar said...

Actually after I saw the arse, I didn't take a lot of notice of what else was happening.

Captain Ranty said...


Can't say I blame you.

It was/is damn near perfect.


Anonymous said...

Skip, let me clarify. Pip's arse is not bad, but it's not great. It did however, look *amazing* thanks to the cut of that remarkable dress. I'm no royalist, and bollocks to the rest of the wedding, but it was a real treat to feast my eyes on Pip's world famous rear-end. You missed out, mate.

Captain Ranty said...

Well, if it's all the same to you, I'm gonna just pretend that the pic in the post is the real thing.

Pretty glad I missed the "Royal Family Are Fantastic" PR exercise....


Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Pippas behind,,,,the arse seen 'round the world

Captain Ranty said...


She has a mighty fine arse. It SHOULD be seen around the world.

Note to my female readers: there is no sexism here. I just won't tolerate anyone offending the chicks.


James Higham said...

Move over Kylie.

Gorilla Bananas said...

It looks almost as firm as a female gorilla's.