July 16, 2010
It's Clobberin' Time
Midsummer madness has arrived.
The interwebs, as we all know, is littered with twats. Some, like me, are harmless.
Others, and how can I put this diplomatically........curdle my shit. They boil my piss. They make my temple-veins go blue and stand out. They cause me to spit good South African wine all over my shiny monitor. Their stupidity hurts my brain. Their gormlessness knows no bounds. Their ignorance severely disrupts my bliss.
In short, the ravings of the seriously demented make me seriously demented and it all affects the quality of my day.
The only possible remedy, says this twat, is to vote for the worst of the web.
I'd say it was an excellent idea.
Pop along to Gotty's hovel and vote for all the shite sites out there.
It will make you feel better. Honest injun.