March 15, 2010

New House, New Rules

Tomorrow we move to our new home in a wee village.

Local politicians may turn up to try and persuade me to vote for them.

So I have ordered one of these puppies....




















They have been warned.

CR.

14 comments:

RantinRab said...

Happy flittin'!

microdave said...

Does that mow the lawn, or just blow it to buggery?

Captain Ranty said...

Thanks Rab!

Not looking forward to all the humping and dumping though....

CR.

Captain Ranty said...

MD,

I will order rounds that actively seek rosettes. I don't care what colour they are...they're all wankers.

By May 7th my lawn will look like the fucking Somme.

CR.

subrosa said...

Don't you believe a politician will knock at your door CR just because you're in a village. It's never happened to me in nearly 20 years.

watching said...

Round here it costs fifty quid for a permit from the council to fly a friggin flag, even an EU or UN flag, so god knows what they'd charge for permission to have that pop up out of the shed every time the gate opens.

I am Stan said...

Jesus!!!!!!

Uncle Marvo said...

Holy crap!

I can think of a use for one of those.

Once the election's over, can I borrow it, please?

Cold Steel Rain said...

Claymore CR - Works like a charm against throbbers with Rosettes

James Higham said...

Hope you're going to ask if they'll give us a referendum. Best of luck anyway :)

Fausty said...

Serious kit, Captain! Let 'em have it!

I'm on a sort of parallel quest and would like to run an idea past you. Would you mind dropping me an email? I can't seem to find one on your blog.

faustiesblog@googlemail.com

Revolution Harry said...

Captain, I saw this video and thought of you. I'm sure you'll love it.

Revolution Harry said...

Captain, I've also just got round to posting Schaeffer Cox's 'Solution' video on my blog. I wrote down a full transcript of his declaration. I can't help thinking that a British version would be of some use. Do you fancy having a go at writing one using his as a guide?

AngryDave said...

Just found this blog via Rantin Rab
and will have to co me back regular!