June 26, 2009

Free At Last!!

I have been silent these last few weeks for a reason.

In order to become truly free, or to take the first of my three steps towards total freedom, I had to serve notice on HM Government that I was claiming rights under ancient law. I am a reasonable man so I gave them time to rebut, reject, laugh, or cry, at my Notice of Understanding, Intent, and Claim of Right.

I expected them to do the only thing they could, and they did not disappoint. They ignored me.

This was a costly mistake.

My NOUICOR is now enshrined in Law.

As you will see I established my own set of laws. I also informed them that I would, from this day forth, ignore any and all Statutes that I did not like, did not agree with, did not consent to, or did not think were fair, reasonable or just.

The short story is that they are screwed. I have opted out of their world. This is my right. And it is yours as well if you choose this path. It comes with great responsibility. I have taken an Oath to live my life according to Common Law. I have sworn that I will not harm, injure, cause loss to, or make mischief with my contracts. I make this Oath to my fellow human beings. If I am caught speeding, or parking in the wrong place, but I have NOT caused harm or loss or injury to another human being then there is no need for me to pay any fines or penalties.

For fun, I also claimed diplomatic immunity. You may laugh, or write me off as a nutter, but because the Home Office did not rebut my claim, I now have diplomatic immunity.

The Rights that I have claimed below are mine for evermore.

For anyone with a legal bent, notice these words:

"Failure to respond as stated and successfully defeat these claims in a proper court de jure will result in an automatic default judgment establishing permanent and irrevocable estoppel by acquiescence".

(Definitions from Dictionary.com)

Permanent = existing perpetually; everlasting, esp. without significant change.

Irrevocable = not to be revoked or recalled; unable to be repealed or annulled; unalterable

Estoppel = an estoppel preventing a person from making an assertion to another's disadvantage when the person previously had the opportunity and duty to speak but failed to do so

Acquiescence = Passive assent or agreement without protest

Using their very own "Legalese", I have them nailed.

For the avoidance of any doubt, if I should hurt, injure, cause loss to, or make mischief with my contracts (defraud) another human being then I deserve all I get in a proper court de jure.

Here then, is my NOUICOR. It is written in a way they can fully understand it, and it is, I believe, written with common sense.

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On the Eighth day in the month of June, in the year Two Thousand and Nine, I, Xxxxx of the family Xxxxxxxx, a Freeman On The Land, and a sovereign immortal spirit and immortal soul, part of God, in the form of a flesh and blood body created by God known as a man, living on land created by God known as Scotland, do hereby make Oath and state that the following is My Truth and My Law;

Whereas it is my understanding that the planet known as Earth belongs to God and man and not fictitious corporations, and,
Whereas it is my understanding that men are born free under natural law, and,
Whereas it is my understanding that equality before the law is mandatory and paramount, and,
Whereas it is my understanding that any form of government must be representative of man and have his explicit consent, and,
Whereas it is my understanding that I can claim control of any corporate or legal entity established for my benefit or for the benefit of others known to me with their permission, and,
Whereas it is my understanding that communities of men have the power to elect their own peace officers, notaries and courts in their own jurisdiction, and,
Whereas it is my understanding that governmental corporations took money of substance out of circulation against natural law without my consent and therefore need to provide me access to a prepaid account to set off any and all liabilities as I see fit.

Whereas I am not a child, and will no longer be treated as such.

Therefore let it be now known to any and all affected parties, that I, Xxxxx of the family Xxxxxxxx do hereby serve notice and state unequivocally my intent to peacefully and lawfully exist free of all statutory obligations and restrictions and that in pursuance of my lawful duty I maintain all of my rights and waive none of them.

Furthermore, I claim my fee schedule for any transgressions on me by peace officers, government principals or agents or justice system participants is five thousand pounds sterling per hour. Five million pounds sterling per individual involved if I am ever forced to suffer the effects of either a lethal or non-lethal weapon such as a directed energy weapon regardless of power source, all without my express written and notarised consent.
Furthermore, I claim that only I can breach the boundary of my skin, except when in a naturally occurring unconscious state, excluding sleeping. My fee schedule for any transgressions on me by peace officers, government principles, agents of the justice system, agents of the medical professions, or anyone else, in the event I am forced to undergo any invasive medical treatment without my express written and notarised consent is five hundred million pounds sterling per individual involved.
Furthermore, I claim that the fee schedule does not affect my right to prosecute.
Furthermore, I claim the absolute right to use the person, MR XXXXX XXXXXXX as evidenced by the certified copy of birth certificate number XX XXXXX as an agent in commerce, to interact with any corporate entity as and when I see fit.
Furthermore, I claim the right to instruct HM Treasury to charge National Insurance account XXXXXXXXX to the value of one hundred million pounds sterling, with immediate effect, to be used to set off any liability as and when I see fit, with the right to increase or add to the value as and when I see fit.

Furthermore, I claim the right to instruct HM Treasury to use simple language as I see fit.
Furthermore, I claim the right for said person, MR XXXXX XXXXXXX to have diplomatic immunity.

Furthermore, I claim the right to cease all payments of tax to the entity known as HMRC.
Furthermore, I offer the following treaty; to permit any corporation to continue their business on the land known as Scotland with those consenting to do business with them and those consenting to be persons.

Furthermore, I claim the right to construct or purchase and operate a public house that will serve alcohol and food and that I will allow men and women to smoke indoors and that I will not apply for any licenses to operate these premises.
Furthermore, the rights claimed are not limited to those mentioned herein.

Notice to principal is notice to agent, and notice to agent is notice to principal.

Affected parties wishing to rebut any claims made herein or to make counterclaim will respond in writing within SEVEN (7) days of service of this document or they will accept failure in their action. Any response to this document will be under seal, oath or attestation, and on full private and or commercial liability at my discretion, and will be made under penalty of perjury, to the care of address below or it will be ignored and will hold no liability to me.

Failure to respond as stated and successfully defeat these claims in a proper court de jure will result in an automatic default judgment establishing permanent and irrevocable estoppel by acquiescence.


My word is law.

I left out the last page as it contains the signatures and my "seal".

The original, which I now have in a very safe place, was signed by me and witnessed (and signed) by three humans. I also added a first class stamp (my seal) and signed my name over it. This does two things: 1. they are unable to lift my signature (and they do, very often) and 2. by cancelling the stamp with my signature I become Postmaster. This gives the document added lawful weight.

It all seems so simple, does it not?

To step out of statute law (the Law Of The Sea) and live life by common law, (the Law Of The Land) is unbelievably liberating. I am looking forward to the rest of my life, free of millions of statutes.

For those of you who always thought "You can't pick and choose which 'laws' to obey", yes we can. I am living proof.

Next steps: Copyrighting my name (my Legal Fiction), and submitting my UCC-1 (Uniform Commercial Code form 1). More on those subjects later.

If you have any questions, please let me know in the comments section.

Have a lovely weekend.

Captain Ranty: of the Freedom family!

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

hi i have been reading your blogs can you tell me exactly how you become a freeman, and lawful rebellion, do you just serve notice on every goverment body? i really want to do this. please help. southerndan@hotmail.com prehaps you could email me would be much appreciated.

Captain Ranty said...

Well, you can start by looking at these sites:

www.fmotl.com this will give you the basics on becoming a Freeman.

www.tpuc.org will tell you about lawful rebellion.

The two things are NOT the same.

Good luck. If you need more help, let me know.

Gerry said...

So you really did it?
FREEMAN?
contact me at tyber45@live.com
I got a couple of questions, if you don't mind

thanks
James

gerry is a alias/hehe

Captain Ranty said...

Hi James,

I did indeed. The fun has only just started. I have now discovered dozens of ways to tie them in knots.

This will sound odd, but I can't write to you. I need to hang on to my anonymity for another couple of months. I need to get two or three other significant Notices in place before I can blog under my own name.

If I write, you will know who I am and it will open me up on another front and it has the potential to disrupt another iron I have in the fire.

Sorry for the cloak and dagger stuff. It's only until October.

CR.

Dunfermline lad said...

"Furthermore, I claim the right to construct or purchase and operate a public house that will serve alcohol and food and that I will allow men and women to smoke indoors and that I will not apply for any licenses to operate these premises."

You, sir, are a genius. I am working on my own NOUICOR. I may include just such a Claim of Right.

Peace

Captain Ranty said...

Crack on, DL, crack on!

We can create a franchise in which adults can act normally once more.

CR

Anonymous said...

Hi there, I have been studying everything I Can about being a Freeman here in the UK. I also study a lot on Commercial Redemption and plan to develop a NOIUCOR once I am fully aware of my actions.

I would like to know what stage you are at, possibly who you areand would like to know if you are willing to share conversation regarding Freemanism. Leave me a comment or a contact address if possible.

Thank You,

cE

Captain Ranty said...

Anon,

It looks like you are on the right road.

The TPUC or the FMOTL forum are both excellent places to dig out information.

If you get stuck please wing a note to:

captainranty at btinternet dot com and I will help you out.

CR.

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お家遊びに来てくれる人いないかなぁ? said...

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神待ち said...

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真剣に向き合ってはくれませんか? said...

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スタービーチ said...

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D-Rex said...

Congratulations Captain.

More power to you.

Captain Ranty said...

Thanks D!

CR.