Here there be rants. There will be Freeman stuff, Lawful Rebellion stuff and Random stuff. I am rebelling because I want my country back. My lawful obligations are as follows: “together with the community of the whole realm, distrain and distress us in all possible ways, namely, by seizing our castles, lands, possessions, and in any other way they can, until redress has been obtained as they see fit…”
Article 61 Magna Carta 1215
December 23, 2011
The Story Of Creation
If you are religious, do not click play.
Another in my series "Just for shits and giggles".
If you get offended by this short video, get over it.
Theology is just a lighter version of the Higgs Bosun. Christianity a code well worth a try. True Christians never get offended by anything, Cap'n. As for the film, just one of millions of takes on creation. Maybe one day we'll really know which came first, the chicken or the egg!
i was reared on this shit. probably the bestest con that man ever came up with. It's ongoing and still growing. Now thats clever! But peadeos always have been clever haven't they?
Re: Jewish and Islamic versions - all three use the same creation myth. God, Eden, six days. Adam and Eve, the tree with the no eating sign, the eviction notice. It's as applicable to Islam and Judaism as it is to Christianity. A bargain - four billion people offended for just the price of offending two billion. ;-)
Sultans tended to have lots of wives and children. The first born male was brought up to become the heir to the throne. Younger siblings also had a potential claim and so were potential rivals. To avoid this and to provide a backup in case anything happened to the heir apparent, they were imprisoned in luxurious palaces with sealed gardens. The Sultan could visit his own children but outsiders could not.
So one day a Sultan was walking in these enclosed gardens and found his children, Adam and Eve had broken the ultimate taboo - 'Knowledge' of each other. Naturally, he kicked them out.
Theology is just a lighter version of the Higgs Bosun. Christianity a code well worth a try. True Christians never get offended by anything, Cap'n. As for the film, just one of millions of takes on creation. Maybe one day we'll really know which came first, the chicken or the egg!
ReplyDeletei was reared on this shit. probably the bestest con that man ever came up with. It's ongoing and still growing. Now thats clever! But peadeos always have been clever haven't they?
ReplyDeleteWhen did God create that dog that he fell over?
ReplyDeleteAE,
ReplyDeleteI know for sure it wasn't on the eighth day.
That was when machine just got upset.
CR.
Are they gonna do one on Islam and Judaism?
ReplyDeleteThat would be cool!
If God created everything, then who created God?? Oh, hang on - it was the Kaflics wasn't it?
ReplyDeleteVery good. I wonder how long an Islamic version would stay up, before YouTube pulled it?
ReplyDelete"I know for sure it wasn't on the eighth day.
ReplyDeleteThat was when machine just got upset.
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Hazel O' Connor in Breaking Glass, 1981.. Great film.
Re: Jewish and Islamic versions - all three use the same creation myth. God, Eden, six days. Adam and Eve, the tree with the no eating sign, the eviction notice. It's as applicable to Islam and Judaism as it is to Christianity. A bargain - four billion people offended for just the price of offending two billion. ;-)
ReplyDeletepity he cant handle money..`eh.
ReplyDeleteor sort out some decent roofers..
I'm still wondering why Adam and Eve have navels?
ReplyDeleteMy take on the Adam and Eve story:
ReplyDeleteSultans tended to have lots of wives and children. The first born male was brought up to become the heir to the throne. Younger siblings also had a potential claim and so were potential rivals. To avoid this and to provide a backup in case anything happened to the heir apparent, they were imprisoned in luxurious palaces with sealed gardens. The Sultan could visit his own children but outsiders could not.
So one day a Sultan was walking in these enclosed gardens and found his children, Adam and Eve had broken the ultimate taboo - 'Knowledge' of each other. Naturally, he kicked them out.
Tony
captain
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you and the Ranty clan.
Keep up the fight, we will all be better for it, eventually.
The End Of Civilization
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/JIgIWL-qElM
Not offended, but irreligious twaddle.
ReplyDeleteGod is not mocked.
There was just Adam and Eve and Cain and Abel.
ReplyDeleteSo where dd you come from?