Here there be rants. There will be Freeman stuff, Lawful Rebellion stuff and Random stuff. I am rebelling because I want my country back. My lawful obligations are as follows: “together with the community of the whole realm, distrain and distress us in all possible ways, namely, by seizing our castles, lands, possessions, and in any other way they can, until redress has been obtained as they see fit…”
Article 61 Magna Carta 1215
September 12, 2011
Wanted: Alive Or Alive (So We Can Gaol Him)
For crimes against humanity.
For giving our nation away.
For foisting McSnotgobbler on us.
And assorted other misdemeanors. Please feel free to remind me.
Gaol him and then after he's died put his bones on on display to remind the world we are ALL in danger of evil people getting in to powerful positions and serve as a reminder to us all to be vigilant in rooting these people out and exposing their deeds.
http://www.mypetgoat.co.uk/item-126.html (a bit dated now, but still valid)
For some reason I can't fathom, whenever I see or hear this gurning, deluded, warmongering, psychopathic lying bastard, this pops into my head immediately.
(Many of the lines work quite well; I believe there's a "Dubya version" floating around somewhere)
Savour the day.
ReplyDeleteFor walking around with an offensive wife (recycled from the NTNOCN Constable Savage sketch, but too appropriate not to include).
ReplyDeleteGaol him and then after he's died put his bones on on display to remind the world we are ALL in danger of evil people getting in to powerful positions and serve as a reminder to us all to be vigilant in rooting these people out and exposing their deeds.
ReplyDeletepeace,
Aldo
Great spot, and duly linked.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see someone can still spell 'gaol', too :)
I have a feeling, that some day this man, will end up inside.
ReplyDeleteJohn Gibson
Oh my dream...come true, come true!
ReplyDeleteTime to reinvent the Gibbet for this man, stick his corpse outside Terminal 5 as a warning to others.
ReplyDeletePlenty of time for him to find God in the cells under The Hague.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mypetgoat.co.uk/item-126.html (a bit dated now, but still valid)
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I can't fathom, whenever I see or hear this gurning, deluded, warmongering, psychopathic lying bastard, this pops into my head immediately.
(Many of the lines work quite well; I believe there's a "Dubya version" floating around somewhere)
Regards
TSL