Here there be rants. There will be Freeman stuff, Lawful Rebellion stuff and Random stuff. I am rebelling because I want my country back. My lawful obligations are as follows: “together with the community of the whole realm, distrain and distress us in all possible ways, namely, by seizing our castles, lands, possessions, and in any other way they can, until redress has been obtained as they see fit…” Article 61 Magna Carta 1215
May 18, 2011
Politicians. Bonobos. Same Same.
I was planning a huge expose of politicians and their unnatural rutting, complete with facts, figures, referenced articles, the post-coital fall-out, the damage to relationships and the abuse of public money and private trust.
Then I realised that all we needed was this 40 second video clip.
CR.
Those monkeys are far better looking than most politicians and probably more useful.
ReplyDeleteAnd another difference is that those monkeys shaft each other while the politicians just shaft us.
ReplyDeleteI'm ere all week.
With lines like that you're most welcome :)
ReplyDeleteCR.
What have you got against bonobos then?
ReplyDeleteWell, they shag you without even asking.
ReplyDeleteJust like the politicians....
Mind you, if the bonobos were running the country I wouldn't complain.
But how would we know?
CR.
You've lost the plot Captain!
ReplyDeleteThem things, monkeys, yes that's it, monkeys look like their having the time of their lives going at it hammer and tongs.
Politicians are well known to just lay back and think of how best to fuck England.
Unlike it's close relations the chimpanzee and the human, the Bonobo makes love not war.
ReplyDeleteFar nicer to look at too.
ReplyDeleteTheir scientific name is Pan Paniscus you know, oh and they`re 98% human.....apparently.
ReplyDeleteI had a girlfriend who looked like a Pan Paniscus, banged like one too!!!! appy days!!!
I need a drink ;(
Okay, okay!
ReplyDeleteI maligned the monkeys.
I'm sorry.
CR.
Thinking about monkeys, there was Monkey, Pigsy with that rake but who was the monk dude?...I`m a little confused today, drinking is not helping!!!, did I mention my wife`s leaving me, I spent the deposit for a house on booze...bah!
ReplyDeleteLand of hope and glory and did those fields in ancient times wander as a loony cloud from every hill top and evry valley I have a dream todahy.....
I love watching these guys at Paignton zoo, equally amusing is the sight of young mums ushering their offspring away.
ReplyDeleteFred the Shred outed in the Lords for Bonoboing the staff while his bank burned?