May 04, 2011

Pippa's Arse

Appeared at that wedding.

I missed the entire thing.

It seems that one of the highlights was Young Billy's sister-in-laws arse.







According to The Daily Mash, this could be it, unclad.












You ought to set down any liquids prior to reading their write-up.

It ends with this gem:

"Royal pundit Nikki Hollis said: "It's quite an achievement to stand out as the most perfect arse at an event attended by Prince Philip, George Osborne and Ben Fogle."

Quite.

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10 comments:

  1. Jim Fryar4 May 2011 at 15:51

    Shame you missed it Captain, it was rather a nice one.

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  2. Captain Ranty4 May 2011 at 15:55

    The wedding or the arse, Jim?

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  3. Jim Fryar4 May 2011 at 16:18

    Actually after I saw the arse, I didn't take a lot of notice of what else was happening.

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  4. Captain Ranty4 May 2011 at 16:30

    Jim,

    Can't say I blame you.

    It was/is damn near perfect.

    CR.

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  5. Anonymous4 May 2011 at 17:25

    Skip, let me clarify. Pip's arse is not bad, but it's not great. It did however, look *amazing* thanks to the cut of that remarkable dress. I'm no royalist, and bollocks to the rest of the wedding, but it was a real treat to feast my eyes on Pip's world famous rear-end. You missed out, mate.

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  6. Captain Ranty4 May 2011 at 17:31

    Well, if it's all the same to you, I'm gonna just pretend that the pic in the post is the real thing.

    Pretty glad I missed the "Royal Family Are Fantastic" PR exercise....

    CR.

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  7. Christopher - Conservative Perspective4 May 2011 at 17:56

    Pippas behind,,,,the arse seen 'round the world

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  8. Captain Ranty4 May 2011 at 18:14

    Chris,

    She has a mighty fine arse. It SHOULD be seen around the world.

    Note to my female readers: there is no sexism here. I just won't tolerate anyone offending the chicks.

    CR.

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  9. James Higham5 May 2011 at 09:47

    Move over Kylie.

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  10. Gorilla Bananas7 May 2011 at 19:27

    It looks almost as firm as a female gorilla's.

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