December 24, 2010

Seasons Greetings From Clan Ranty



I ran this choon last Christmas and a staggering three of you liked it.

So here it is again.

Stay happy, stay healthy, and stay safe. Have a great Christmas while you are doing all that.

See you in a couple of days when my livers have recovered somewhat.

Yer Ol' Pal,

Ranty.

40 comments:

  1. All the very best to you and yours, Cap'n.

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  2. Well that was interesting,,,,Merry Christmas to you and yours Captain and may the New Year be prosperous!

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  3. I love the song.

    Merry Christmas Capt!

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  4. A very Happy Christmas and New Year to Clan Ranty.

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  5. As you pointed out in answers to your previous post, I ejaculated my Xmas wishes prematurely. This, unfortunately, is not unusual. I rang a sex-therapist to talk about it:
    "Hello - Is that the sex-therapist?"
    "Yes; how may I help you?"
    "I want to talk about premature ejac... oh, wait a minute, I'll call you back".

    I'll get me coat shall I?

    All the best for Christmas O Cap'n!

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  6. All the very best to you Capt, your Clan and all who read your rants!

    A very Happy Christmas!

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  7. Have it large, Cap'n.

    Love where the YT vid has decided to screengrab. ;)

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  8. Merry Xmas Man
    and Happy New Year

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  9. Happy christmas Ranty, from clan Fraser.

    I will be getting stuck into a nice bottle of Laphroaig.I know you love that peaty muck lol!

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  10. Happy Christmas to you all.

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  11. Thanks all.

    Stay safe, stay happy, and FFS stay awkward!

    Fraser,

    Laphroaig is not normal whisky. Might as well chuck lumps of soil in the glass instead of ice. It's the only whisky I have ever drank that makes me do the ugly face.

    And I have no taste buds. Not a single one.

    Still, I wish you much enjoyment...

    CR.

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  12. At last, someone else who can't get along with Laphroaig. Can't abide the peaty stuff. I was once tempted by a 2-for-1 offer in the supermarket and had to give the second bottle away. I know everyone says it's wonderful, but ... not for me.

    if you enjoy it, however, then please enjoy it a lot. while I enjoy mine ...

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  13. Always thought that was an interesting song. Thanks.

    I've done one of me own for the big day and another for the day after, but you'll have to wait for them...

    Have a great Christmas!

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  14. Merry Christmas - wonderful blog - read it all the time - hope to read more come the new year too!

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  15. whatmas?....not until the freedom is won!, but if you must take time off then why have such a paltry excuse, youll be taking a day off for Ramadan next....bah Humbug!

    have a lovely whatever youre having, I'll just stay drunk as usual, especially after yeesterdays post

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  16. Merry Christmas CR to you and yours. Best to stick to the likes of the MacAllan.

    Have a peaceful day.

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  17. Livers? Lucky b*st*rd! I've only got one and that's reaching optimal capacity... Ditto Anon @ 21:24. Best wishes for Christmas & the New Year, CR. Keep on keeping on...

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  18. Merry Christmas, CR, have a good one, mate, and a very Happy New Year to you and yours.

    Spidey ;-)

    I love this song.

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  19. It isn't Christmas without this song (for my age group at least). Thanks Cap'n. Merry Christmas to you and yours x

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  20. Have a good one from the UKK41 bunker.

    Keep the ranting going, you provide an alternate perspective that I think we're all going to need in the near future.

    Merry Christmas

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  21. A very merry Christmas to you and your family, Captain!

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  22. Merry Christmas capt,you cant beat Singletons 12yr old.

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  23. Thanks all.

    Jacobite,

    My all time favourite was Cardhu. Then the snobby bastards boycotted it.

    Can't find it anywhere these days....*sniff*

    CR.

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  24. CR, to you and yours a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and peaceful New Year.

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  25. The best of Christmas wishes to you and yours, Captain.

    Wishes, too, that 2011 will be a good year.

    TTC

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  26. Happy Christmas Ranty.
    Your blog is stellar - keep it up.

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  27. Keep ranting in the New Year...expect to see a few.

    In the meantime a very merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year.

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  28. Cap'n, glad you're still writing and writing well. I think it's been a tough time for many understanding what's really going on but now that we do and are facing it straight in its face we can learn how to defeat this truly evil beast.

    It is a significant day in the birth of a good man. We should let the joy of Christmas heal us from our sadness.

    Merry Christmas Cap'n to you and your loved ones.

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  29. Aw ra best tae you and yours!

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cardhu-Year-Single-Malt-Whisky/dp/B00439YHT4

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  30. Have a good one young sir, and best wishes to all the other awkward sods too. I'm half way through a bottle of good stuff, Bushmill's Irish. Cheers!

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  31. Compliments of the season Ranty old fruit.
    Those of us over a certain age have an obligation to be awkward sods. I'm pleased to say that age is 12 as my youngest is 13 and is already an archetypical awkward sod.

    For the first time in decades I am actually looking forwards to a new year coming. I reckon the Mayans were out by 12 months and 2011 is going to see the end of manufactured lack.

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  32. Merry Christmas to you as well C'tain. Hope you had a good 'un

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  33. Belated Greets Captain, hope you had a good one and ta for Fav Seasonal tune.

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  34. 05:47 Tuesday 28th Dec

    "Benedict Backs Banging Bairns"

    Page Does not Exist WTF?!?

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  35. NEW WORLD ORDER.
    THE DEVIL IN THE VATICAN

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLp9xigjajM

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  36. CR - were you forced to pull your bloggy bit about The Pope?

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