Here there be rants. There will be Freeman stuff, Lawful Rebellion stuff and Random stuff. I am rebelling because I want my country back. My lawful obligations are as follows: “together with the community of the whole realm, distrain and distress us in all possible ways, namely, by seizing our castles, lands, possessions, and in any other way they can, until redress has been obtained as they see fit…”
Article 61 Magna Carta 1215
November 30, 2010
Gratuitous Snowy Sex
We can treat this as a caption competition if you like.
oh really! talk about euro-centric blinkers...this is a wholly inappropriate and politically incorrect representation...i demand to be done in black snow.
sure di, absolutely disgusting depiction...i'll print this photo off and take it home with me...i promise to give you a ring later, when i've come to a decision...
i believe you are seriously mistaken in your identification of the plunging protagonist, miss abbott...i blush to explain this...but it is my firm understanding (of earth matters) that it is completely culturally unnacceptable for a chairman of the equality and human rights commission to make a vulcan salute whilst engaged in the act of alfresco fornication.
i'm not fussed really darling...just try not to dematerialize prematurely...or the resulting black-hole could swallow-up our democratically diverse planet and all the members of humankind's beautifully endowed multi-cultural family. one love!
now now diane, there's no need for that manner of talk. i think you should develop a greater respect for indigenous european custom and tradition. i personally venerate the voluminous vibrating buttocks of polyrhythmic african dancers.
i wouldn't take the pee out of diane if i were you...we'll use our secret network of activists to organize a massive 5-year-long campaign of harrassment against you - this will include: the planting of highly illegal covert surveillance equipment in your bog, your bedroom, and your shower, intimidation (physical and mental), blackmail, and widespread smearing; your housemates, acquaintances and close friends will be encouraged to spy on you and fuck-up your life, your phone and computer will be tapped, eavesdropped, and hacked 24 hours a day, you will be tracked everywhere, snotty interns will be posted near your address to monitor your intellectual and sexual output (which will then be relayed back to you via spam e-mail), you will be befriended by undercover party members who will do everything possible to waste your time and energy, and you will be appointed a minder whose task will be to "control" you; schoolteachers, jobcentre staff, working links 'new deal' advisors, council workers, and social security fraud investigators will be briefed to make your life as uncomfortable as possible; serving and retired civil service fraud officers will moonlight in order to supervize operations against you, your identity will be stolen, your writing plagiarized, and the proceeds split between the mob - and if your marriage is on the rocks, we will happily hammer home the final nails into its coffin-lid by inducing family members (sympathetic to the cause) to make your life hell. you will be falsely deemed a 'threat to national security' by the security services, and our actions will receive the full backing of our friends in the white house...and all because the lady loves the labour party...but hey...that's socialism*!
*a philosophy which, along with personal political ambition, is obviously of far greater importance than any notion of simple humanity, for god's sake. you are a mere private citizen without any political affiliation: pay your taxes that we may enjoy and abuse the fruits of your graft and invention, shut your mouth, and do as you're told by party members (your social superiors).
Snow sex please, we're British
ReplyDeleteIce one, Bucko!
ReplyDeleteCR.
Cold Fingerrrr
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeleteI notice he lost a couple as well...
CR.
How many points Brucie? Come dancing
ReplyDeletedown on its knees
AGW fan doing what they do best to the rest of us.
ReplyDelete"Yeah, yeah, course I loves ya."
ReplyDeleteWhich school was it erected outside of?
Lambeff, innit?
ReplyDeleteit was her fault she was playin wi me snowballs, but heck when she said lets play hide the carrot how could i refuse!
ReplyDelete"Hide the carrot"...fnaar fnaar.
ReplyDeleteNice cock there AE.
ReplyDeleteStanding tall and proud, as it should.
Thanks for erm, sharing.
CR.
Brilliant! Now that's what I call a frozen sperm donation ... or is it just an 'ice scream' ;-)
ReplyDeleteNot your sculpting skills, Cap'n?
ReplyDeleteNo. I would have carved proper boobs.
ReplyDeleteThose are a little scary.
CR.
is that an ice-pop i feel inside me?
ReplyDeleteThat's really good, did you make that?
ReplyDelete(That's a question, not a caption, obviously).
His...manly fucking magnum!!
ReplyDeleteThat used to be my favourite ice cream, but that is buggered now. For all eternity.
You aren't a scriptwriter for the porn industry, by any chance? That line was vaguely familiar...
CR.
Not me Mark.
ReplyDeleteI have enough trouble sculpting words.
It looks a bit East European to me. Look at girlies facial features.
I don't think it is British.
CR.
19:36
ReplyDeletei could swear those are diane abbott's wobblies...
20:07
ReplyDeleteoh really! talk about euro-centric blinkers...this is a wholly inappropriate and politically incorrect representation...i demand to be done in black snow.
20:17
ReplyDeletesure di, absolutely disgusting depiction...i'll print this photo off and take it home with me...i promise to give you a ring later, when i've come to a decision...
20:26
ReplyDeletethank you darling...and please take your thumb out my arsehole while you're at it.
20:30
ReplyDeletei believe you are seriously mistaken in your identification of the plunging protagonist, miss abbott...i blush to explain this...but it is my firm understanding (of earth matters) that it is completely culturally unnacceptable for a chairman of the equality and human rights commission to make a vulcan salute whilst engaged in the act of alfresco fornication.
21:01
ReplyDeletei'm not fussed really darling...just try not to dematerialize prematurely...or the resulting black-hole could swallow-up our democratically diverse planet and all the members of humankind's beautifully endowed multi-cultural family. one love!
AC/DC Rock!
ReplyDelete00:11
ReplyDeleteyeah...sort of reminds me of those poor fuckers caught on the job when vesuvius exploded
i always said white people were frigid
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ReplyDeletenow now diane, there's no need for that manner of talk. i think you should develop a greater respect for indigenous european custom and tradition. i personally venerate the voluminous vibrating buttocks of polyrhythmic african dancers.
My caption from across the pond: "Seen through the TSA* body scanner at an American airport"
ReplyDelete* (U.S.) Transportation Security Administration
21:42
ReplyDeletei wouldn't take the pee out of diane if i were you...we'll use our secret network of activists to organize a massive 5-year-long campaign of harrassment against you - this will include: the planting of highly illegal covert surveillance equipment in your bog, your bedroom, and your shower, intimidation (physical and mental), blackmail, and widespread smearing; your housemates, acquaintances and close friends will be encouraged to spy on you and fuck-up your life, your phone and computer will be tapped, eavesdropped, and hacked 24 hours a day, you will be tracked everywhere, snotty interns will be posted near your address to monitor your intellectual and sexual output (which will then be relayed back to you via spam e-mail), you will be befriended by undercover party members who will do everything possible to waste your time and energy, and you will be appointed a minder whose task will be to "control" you; schoolteachers, jobcentre staff, working links 'new deal' advisors, council workers, and social security fraud investigators will be briefed to make your life as uncomfortable as possible; serving and retired civil service fraud officers will moonlight in order to supervize operations against you, your identity will be stolen, your writing plagiarized, and the proceeds split between the mob - and if your marriage is on the rocks, we will happily hammer home the final nails into its coffin-lid by inducing family members (sympathetic to the cause) to make your life hell. you will be falsely deemed a 'threat to national security' by the security services, and our actions will receive the full backing of our friends in the white house...and all because the lady loves the labour party...but hey...that's socialism*!
*a philosophy which, along with personal political ambition, is obviously of far greater importance than any notion of simple humanity, for god's sake. you are a mere private citizen without any political affiliation: pay your taxes that we may enjoy and abuse the fruits of your graft and invention, shut your mouth, and do as you're told by party members (your social superiors).
i may be some time
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