Here there be rants. There will be Freeman stuff, Lawful Rebellion stuff and Random stuff. I am rebelling because I want my country back. My lawful obligations are as follows: “together with the community of the whole realm, distrain and distress us in all possible ways, namely, by seizing our castles, lands, possessions, and in any other way they can, until redress has been obtained as they see fit…”
Article 61 Magna Carta 1215
Using Labour tactics (or ASH, whoever you hate the most), I am going to declare that a unanimous vote has occurred.
The bloke with rigor mortis of the face, stays. The fact that he is your brother swayed me not a jot. No nepotism here. Fair and impartial are my middle (and erm, extra) names.
15 comments:
Are you serious??????????
Sure.
Cheesiest song in the world. Ever.
It was a massive hit in Russia.
2.3 million hits on YouTube.
How dare you argue with the facts???
Did you sing along?
CR.
I think he's miming...
Yeah. We thought that in the office this morning.
Lip-synching bastard!
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I'm worried about you Capt.
Is this some sort of code to say you've been captured??
No, I am still at large FB.
I thought it was bad enough to be good.
Takes your mind off all the bail-out shenanigans and the girl-beaten-by-cop-who-get-away-with-it shenanigans.
And, it has the lyrics up on the screen for you!
Always a bonus, that.
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James,
Quite.
FB doesn't get it.
CR.
The physiatrist couch beckons!
I fear Cap'n you tilted your head forward at some stage and several marbles dribbled out.
I've put a bag of 'em in the post.
Replenish quickly!
Enough lads! Enough.
I was taking the piss. The song, if we can call it that, is fucking excrutiatingly bad. It is dire. It is vomit inducing.
But the cheesy cunt made I larf.
My mate at work made me listen to it. It made my ears bleed.
I was just sharing the pain.
Shall I delete the mad Russian?
Or shall we keep him?
You decide.
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Brilliant lyrics, worthy of lloyd-webber, not sure about the melody.
Delete him?
Don't you dare...its my brother's first attempt...and I like it!
D,
You have an excellent ear.
CR.
JJ,
Using Labour tactics (or ASH, whoever you hate the most), I am going to declare that a unanimous vote has occurred.
The bloke with rigor mortis of the face, stays. The fact that he is your brother swayed me not a jot. No nepotism here. Fair and impartial are my middle (and erm, extra) names.
*bangs gavel*
CR.
Got to be said - held my attention for 2:41 longer than X Factor can !
At least its entertaining in its own way !
MS,
I think they call it "cringeworthy". But it is bad enough to make you watch it all.
I am particularly fond of his crappy hand movements.
And, (I know it's a touchy subject), but does anyone else think he is wearing a syrup?
CR.
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