All Our Coppers Is Blind

We all know that Lady Justice is supposed to be visually challenged.

But do all our bobbies suffer from poor vision as well?

Read this and tell me if you see a worrying pattern.

For those with linkophobia, I will explain. Our boys in blue stopped and searched over 100,000 people in 2009-2010. Of those one hundred thousand, 60,000 were white, British citizens. Naturally, if you are looking for terrorists, the very people you must stop and search should be beardless, and the least likely to be active terrorists among the community. They should look nothing like terrorists, for a start. That way lies madness. That is just an open door to a racism and/or profiling charge. Avoid it at all costs. Just 17% were Asian. I'm no racist, and as I say ad nauseum, I have worked, lived, and chilled out with Muslims for over twenty years. If anyone is likely to be bimbling around London with 3 kilos of Semtex packed with nails, it is likely to be a Muslim-like person. Tell me I'm wrong.

Even more worrying is the fact that of these 100,000 searches, not one single terrorist was found! Not one.

In a rare display of glasnost, I am going to tip off the Metropolitan Police: You are looking at the wrong fucking people!

The people you are looking for will look something like this:

Or this:

But you keep stopping white people. You keep stopping and searching the wrong demographic.

It's a numbers game, right? Eventually you'll get lucky.

Assuming the mad Muslim you ignored doesn't blow you (and us) to smithereens first.

Gormless twats.

CR.