Here there be rants. There will be Freeman stuff, Lawful Rebellion stuff and Random stuff. I am rebelling because I want my country back. My lawful obligations are as follows: “together with the community of the whole realm, distrain and distress us in all possible ways, namely, by seizing our castles, lands, possessions, and in any other way they can, until redress has been obtained as they see fit…”
Article 61 Magna Carta 1215
Nice buns!
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When my new girlfriend asked me to eat her out, I was pleasantly surprised...
I always maintain burgers are crap.
ReplyDeleteHow does she fit it all in?
ReplyDeleteThe word verification below is "cuncter", by the way - just thought I'd mention it.
Does my burger look big in that?
ReplyDeleteThat is indeed, one badly packed kebab.
ReplyDelete"und here ve haf ze latest creation by Otto von Arseburger"
ReplyDeleteIf that doesn't win a prize zen fuck u2
I've got some relish for that...
ReplyDeleteAnd there, gentlemen, are seven reasons why I didn't have a crack at it myself.
ReplyDeleteFucking brilliant!!!
CR.
I suppose it makes a change from fudge packing!
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to me, burgers are like Chinese food - no matter how much I eat, there's always a bit of a hole left...
ReplyDeleteWord verification 'LICKI' - hahahaha!
I'm hoping that's brown sauce I see just sliding off the tomato.....
ReplyDeleteI've heard the saying you look good enough to eat but this really takes the biscuit, or burger I should say!
ReplyDeleteyou are what you eat...but ffs I'm hungry!
ReplyDeleteWhere's the pickle?
ReplyDeleteburger off! im sleeping
ReplyDeleteI got an email this morning.
ReplyDeleteThey told me to pull the post.
That poor lady has Assburgers Syndrome.
CR.
Let's see a starving, gay, vegetarian get out of this one.
ReplyDeleteDo you want flies with that?
ReplyDeleteHow come my burger never looks as good as the one in the picture?
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