Here there be rants. There will be Freeman stuff, Lawful Rebellion stuff and Random stuff. I am rebelling because I want my country back. My lawful obligations are as follows: “together with the community of the whole realm, distrain and distress us in all possible ways, namely, by seizing our castles, lands, possessions, and in any other way they can, until redress has been obtained as they see fit…”
Article 61 Magna Carta 1215
A centaur, eh? If both pairs of legs have the usual bits between them, she'd probably be into threesomes. And bipedal women buy too many pairs of shoes as it is. She wouldn't fit on the back of the motor bike, or in the car. Need a horse-box. Wider bed. Bigger shower cubicle. Might be good for the roses, but no thanks.
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Being stuck out in the warmer climes Ranty away from your wife is doing funny things to your head?
Then a again it looks alright from here.
That must be it, Fraser.
I am not normally aroused by four-legged creatures.....
CR.
Is tis what they're making with that new cell technologie, does it have two...
Where can you buy one???
Indy,
Try Ebray.
Ebray! See what I did there?
CR.
Thanks Cap'n
lookin now!!!LOL!!!
Neigh lad. There's no need to thank me.
CR.
A centaur, eh? If both pairs of legs have the usual bits between them, she'd probably be into threesomes. And bipedal women buy too many pairs of shoes as it is. She wouldn't fit on the back of the motor bike, or in the car. Need a horse-box. Wider bed. Bigger shower cubicle. Might be good for the roses, but no thanks.
Stop horsing around! And don't go searching for other examples, unless you have plenty of mind bleach available...
I would:-)
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