March 15, 2010

New House, New Rules

Tomorrow we move to our new home in a wee village.

Local politicians may turn up to try and persuade me to vote for them.

So I have ordered one of these puppies....




















They have been warned.

CR.

14 comments:

  1. Does that mow the lawn, or just blow it to buggery?

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  2. Thanks Rab!

    Not looking forward to all the humping and dumping though....

    CR.

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  3. MD,

    I will order rounds that actively seek rosettes. I don't care what colour they are...they're all wankers.

    By May 7th my lawn will look like the fucking Somme.

    CR.

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  4. Don't you believe a politician will knock at your door CR just because you're in a village. It's never happened to me in nearly 20 years.

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  5. Round here it costs fifty quid for a permit from the council to fly a friggin flag, even an EU or UN flag, so god knows what they'd charge for permission to have that pop up out of the shed every time the gate opens.

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  6. Holy crap!

    I can think of a use for one of those.

    Once the election's over, can I borrow it, please?

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  7. Claymore CR - Works like a charm against throbbers with Rosettes

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  8. Hope you're going to ask if they'll give us a referendum. Best of luck anyway :)

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  9. Serious kit, Captain! Let 'em have it!

    I'm on a sort of parallel quest and would like to run an idea past you. Would you mind dropping me an email? I can't seem to find one on your blog.

    faustiesblog@googlemail.com

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  10. Captain, I saw this video and thought of you. I'm sure you'll love it.

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  11. Captain, I've also just got round to posting Schaeffer Cox's 'Solution' video on my blog. I wrote down a full transcript of his declaration. I can't help thinking that a British version would be of some use. Do you fancy having a go at writing one using his as a guide?

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  12. Just found this blog via Rantin Rab
    and will have to co me back regular!

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