tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post5559558770486037692..comments2023-09-10T16:35:32.651+01:00Comments on Captain Ranty-Lawful Rebel: For The ChapCaptain Rantyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07839241144954596066noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-82266372044562897162010-10-23T09:13:51.816+01:002010-10-23T09:13:51.816+01:00Ranty, next up..." This generation", it ...Ranty, next up..." This generation", it was us wot done it.defenderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01917719316530528130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-90861724459241658452010-10-22T21:49:35.755+01:002010-10-22T21:49:35.755+01:00Ive just put out a subscription to that fine magaz...Ive just put out a subscription to that fine magazine, and i dont smoke.Gareth.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-24751481825137344982010-10-21T05:25:43.190+01:002010-10-21T05:25:43.190+01:00should you not have a monocle and possibly grey ki...should you not have a monocle and possibly grey kid gloves.<br />If really classy consider a sabre duelling scar on one cheek.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-20784673631669859692010-10-20T08:47:10.186+01:002010-10-20T08:47:10.186+01:00Dear Captain as an occasional visitor to your inte...Dear Captain as an occasional visitor to your interesting pages I wondered if you had seen this one from my local newspaper.<br />http://www.thisiskent.co.uk/courts/Red-faced-prosecutors-forced-admit-error/article-2754199-detail/article.html<br />I'm not sure if he's just bonkers or is a real 'freeman'. Either way it worked. I get the feeling that once he started it all went into the 'too difficult' tray and they were able to discover it had all been a terrible mistake.<br /><br />WV=essessAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-83238216140176649632010-10-19T15:12:44.313+01:002010-10-19T15:12:44.313+01:00I've got a moustache which is interesting to t...I've got a moustache which is interesting to the point where my kids are ashamed - I can see it clearly myself without looking down. A pipe? Hmmm, the Missis yapped so much when I last smoked one ("Look at you, think yer 90? The smoke! The smoke!") that I flung it far out into the pleasant body of water that I was contemplating. Hiss-glub, was it's sad, hurt farewell as it disappeared forever into the deceptiveness of Loch Eck, (it's apparent narrowness famously tempts the unwary to swim all the way across and half-way back.)<br />Pipeless in Scotland, I was set upon by clouds of midges. An evening ruined! Nevertheless, thinking back, the stem of the pipe was certainly pointable when saying "things weren't like this in my day" etc. And the reflective puffs, intellectual silences, the persona of a man at peace? Beats a roll-up and talking shite - Sold!richardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-8531925532483760492010-10-18T22:30:43.808+01:002010-10-18T22:30:43.808+01:00I think it's great!
Of course, back in the da...I think it's great!<br /><br />Of course, back in the day we had manners, respect, honour, morality....<br /><br />CR.Captain Rantyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07839241144954596066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-85669107319735048272010-10-18T22:22:34.589+01:002010-10-18T22:22:34.589+01:00Ah! Another convert to Chapness
Tweed- Cloth of t...Ah! Another convert to Chapness<br /><br />Tweed- Cloth of the GodsGuthrumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17499979740864497256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-75988286227228263812010-10-18T20:37:00.828+01:002010-10-18T20:37:00.828+01:00That should read 30 quid millionaires.That should read 30 quid millionaires.Budvarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01411709142357622721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-27931176456063549892010-10-18T20:35:51.982+01:002010-10-18T20:35:51.982+01:00Vervet, you're joking right?
You fail to take...Vervet, you're joking right?<br /><br />You fail to take into account £30 millionaires psuedo middle classes with all the trappings of said status, his'n'hers new cars, mortgaged to the hilt house and flat screen colour TV who although grew up on a council estate and work in a mill, no longer name their kids sharon, tracy, dave or gaz but tiffany, jessica, giles and sebastian.<br /><br />Case in point, I know 2 lads both builders from down the pub known colloquially as Seb and Jy.Budvarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01411709142357622721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-72660214812091486382010-10-18T19:49:10.053+01:002010-10-18T19:49:10.053+01:00"... 2 graduates of Huddersfield poly named G..."... 2 graduates of Huddersfield poly named Giles and Sebastian."<br /><br />I very much doubt there are two graduates of Huddersfield Poly named Giles & Sebastian.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-72264875516964781182010-10-18T18:56:46.784+01:002010-10-18T18:56:46.784+01:00That's the stuff Stan, brewed in Bavaria by th...That's the stuff Stan, brewed in Bavaria by the Cheeky Fucker brewery, better known as Freche-Ficker.Gmb. <br /><br />That said, I think CR is getting mixed up with their "Freche-Ficker-großes-schwarzes-Dummkopfgebräu". <br /><br />It's a dark bock beer that's a little tart with chocolatey over tones if a little pretentious with a large foamy head.<br /><br />Sorry Stan I couldn't resist, but if they ever brewed it, I'd sup it.<br />Now if the marketing men from Carlesberg-Tetley are reading this and want to start brewing it, I don't know a penny a pint royalty sounds about right.Budvarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01411709142357622721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-49996502916661716742010-10-18T18:39:34.495+01:002010-10-18T18:39:34.495+01:00I was just kidding Stan.
:)
CR.I was just kidding Stan.<br /><br />:)<br /><br />CR.Captain Rantyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07839241144954596066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-54151483093823505482010-10-18T17:33:02.661+01:002010-10-18T17:33:02.661+01:00:)
That made I lol, that did.
And if my German s...:)<br /><br />That made I lol, that did.<br /><br />And if my German still serves me well, which I think it does, you just called Stan a twat.<br /><br />CR.Captain Rantyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07839241144954596066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-84661676649311806992010-10-18T17:30:57.025+01:002010-10-18T17:30:57.025+01:00Nowt wrong with "Continental Lager" prov...Nowt wrong with "Continental Lager" provided it *IS* "Continental Lager" and not some dreamed up named stuff like "Keiserlangjährigbadwasserbrau" brewed somewhere up the M6 using a computer terminal staffed by 2 graduates of Huddersfield poly named Giles and Sebastian.Budvarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01411709142357622721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-54548504745540250172010-10-18T17:02:27.095+01:002010-10-18T17:02:27.095+01:00Stan,
You need the pipe so that it can be used to...Stan,<br /><br />You need the pipe so that it can be used to emphasise shit, and stuff.<br /><br />CR.Captain Rantyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07839241144954596066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-85063422993667693282010-10-18T16:36:06.726+01:002010-10-18T16:36:06.726+01:00Hehehehe,not sure about the pipe and facial hair.....Hehehehe,not sure about the pipe and facial hair.....but the rest...spot on,reminds me of Chris Eubanks.<br /><br />Sartorial elegance and good manners can take a man a long way...I should know :)I am Stanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04101757111187294588noreply@blogger.com