tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post3032009565768867129..comments2023-09-10T16:35:32.651+01:00Comments on Captain Ranty-Lawful Rebel: Conclusive Evidence: 2 Billion Imbeciles Inhabit EarthCaptain Rantyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07839241144954596066noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-77817716736286995382011-04-07T13:26:41.825+01:002011-04-07T13:26:41.825+01:00I went cycling on the day of Diana's funeral (...I went cycling on the day of Diana's funeral (you know, to mark her descent into Hell to suck cocks for eternity).<br />It was lovely, the roads were empty. Two billion people want to fuck off out of my life for the day? Great. Wish they'd do that every day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-81260303157965002472011-04-07T12:41:25.703+01:002011-04-07T12:41:25.703+01:00A little bird has told me that the PTB are being c...A little bird has told me that the PTB are being careful about which police constables they use at the wedding. <br /><br />There is discontent amongst the ranks about redundancies and pay cuts and some sort of protest is planned.Magna Carta Society Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06780171875052078832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-76730441539971960502011-04-07T12:13:28.120+01:002011-04-07T12:13:28.120+01:00I am only tuning in on the off chance of a riot. ...I am only tuning in on the off chance of a riot. Or a streaker.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-41210077921833953292011-04-07T11:26:16.457+01:002011-04-07T11:26:16.457+01:00Ranty, sounds like you are channeling the editor o...Ranty, sounds like you are channeling the editor of The Transvalers' solitary comment on the 1947 Royal Visit to Johannesburg - <br /><br />'The presence of certain visitors today will cause some dislocation to the traffic.'Chucklesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-67948063404555392472011-04-07T09:25:05.790+01:002011-04-07T09:25:05.790+01:00I'll be in Nigeria.
Trouble is, they have the...I'll be in Nigeria.<br /><br />Trouble is, they have their elections on the 26th and that will be the only thing on Nigerian TV.<br /><br />I go to Cameroon first and will extend my trip there so that I miss the actual elections. A lot of people die during elections in Nigeria. They get a little violent about it all, for some reason. Of course, the wrong people die: it ought to be the politicians that get slaughtered.<br /><br />It will be a little more exciting than this damn wedding, but only by a smidgeon.<br /><br />CR.Captain Rantyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07839241144954596066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-42531247160542948152011-04-07T06:47:11.383+01:002011-04-07T06:47:11.383+01:002 Billion will be watching just because the next d...2 Billion will be watching just because the next day at work, someone's going to start the morning talking about it and probably be a quiz to see who all's a "team player" and did the same as "well everyone else watched it". I've missed so many "important" TV events the last several years. It's like living totally free of the propaganda once you just turn it on and don't bother looking at it anymore. That goes for radio, TV, definitely printed newspapers, magazines - I just no longer watch except for a few purely entertaining things I like and even that is at a bare minimum, a few hours a week, at most. I make a very bad consumer as a result and vote a completely nonconforming ballot come election time, on purpose.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-58839799924105389972011-04-07T06:12:59.989+01:002011-04-07T06:12:59.989+01:00I shan't be watching. I can't think of any...I shan't be watching. I can't think of anything more depressing but saying that, it will be difficult to escape it on the TV.<br /><br />I may switch to Spanish TV for a while or do some spring cleaning ;)Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07165615283953837706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-84774515160068019042011-04-07T05:47:13.367+01:002011-04-07T05:47:13.367+01:00Don't knock it, it's given us a free Bank ...Don't knock it, it's given us a free Bank Holiday!JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-85518616447997361602011-04-07T05:05:34.113+01:002011-04-07T05:05:34.113+01:00I worked in the recording studio where they record...I worked in the recording studio where they recorded Candle In The Wind on the morning of Diana's funeral. The place was surrounded by goons. They're mobsters and never forget it.Antipholus Pappshttp://antipholus.livejournal.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-85779672760644432262011-04-07T03:12:26.005+01:002011-04-07T03:12:26.005+01:00I might watch it, but only because Charlie Veitch ...I might watch it, but only because Charlie Veitch say he plans to disrupt it.richardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-91655228158401083872011-04-07T03:06:23.685+01:002011-04-07T03:06:23.685+01:00I'll be watching a re-run of Dianas funeral, d...I'll be watching a re-run of Dianas funeral, down the pub just like the first time.bannedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02406037760273820029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-13902265437056632152011-04-07T02:32:02.815+01:002011-04-07T02:32:02.815+01:00It's incredible! I've heard people talking...It's incredible! I've heard people talking about it as if it's a wondrous event; shop keeper round the corner says she's getting red, white & blue bunting! I'm amazed (and annoyed) at how successful this deflection has been. What hope is there, that people will ever wake the feck up?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-14426510278132096772011-04-07T01:47:07.125+01:002011-04-07T01:47:07.125+01:00Apologies. On rereading the link it seems the '...Apologies. On rereading the link it seems the 'interfaith wedding' was a 'joke' for purim courtesy of the Jewish Chronicle. Then again it could be just a bit of kite flying to gauge the reaction.Harry Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08299538663895557942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-88294876309886204422011-04-07T01:34:30.757+01:002011-04-07T01:34:30.757+01:00I'm gonna crack one out when it's on the t...I'm gonna crack one out when it's on the telly........F***W*T TW****Rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07120609386466244408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-42886192261399437772011-04-07T01:26:59.781+01:002011-04-07T01:26:59.781+01:00You know one of my ancestors, 'bout six genera...You know one of my ancestors, 'bout six generations back, used to scrub steps at midnight.<br /><br />That's right, she used to get down on her knees and scrub the marble steps of the well-to-do with carbolic. She'd do ten or fifteen houses a night, 1/2 a penny each house.<br /><br />At 37 she died of old age. Her name was Thurza Rose.<br /><br />SteveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-44509009820969677352011-04-07T00:09:52.502+01:002011-04-07T00:09:52.502+01:00ha ha, No harming cute animals because of the twit...ha ha, No harming cute animals because of the twits! Just stick pins in troll dolls or something, CR.Amusing Bunnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03385840951446381247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-87025770864612681972011-04-06T23:30:01.694+01:002011-04-06T23:30:01.694+01:00I just can't believe that a country of people ...I just can't believe that a country of people who constantly complain about freeloaders yet love these wankers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-31923815231679156462011-04-06T23:21:26.796+01:002011-04-06T23:21:26.796+01:00Ha, as I was skipping through the list of 'res...Ha, as I was skipping through the list of 'resistors' in the side bar of my blog I went from your post to the one below.<br /><br />http://galatiansfour.blogspot.com/2011/04/william-and-kates-interfaith-wedding.html<br /><br />Should we be surprised?Harry Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08299538663895557942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-17625324487446183992011-04-06T23:17:13.128+01:002011-04-06T23:17:13.128+01:00The bit that confuses me is that William & Kat...The bit that confuses me is that William & Kate don't seem to be related, thought that was the general criterion for these blue blooded traitors. <br /><br /><br />Beast.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-68739643876736635272011-04-06T23:07:56.108+01:002011-04-06T23:07:56.108+01:00But you will watch it.
Unless you pluck out your ...But you will watch it. <br />Unless you pluck out your eyes or find a hole in the ground it will be repeated ad nauseum on every Tv channel, all news broadcasts and numerous magazine programmes. So by definition you will be a watcher, nobody said all 2 million would be watching from choice! <br />But look on the bright side, the consummation doesn't have to be publically witnessed nowadays.Woodsy42https://www.blogger.com/profile/12355671210161625647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-48788020159802556762011-04-06T22:55:02.729+01:002011-04-06T22:55:02.729+01:00NOOOOOO!!
That was even worse!
I'd rather cl...NOOOOOO!!<br /><br />That was even worse!<br /><br />I'd rather club seals.<br /><br />CR.Captain Rantyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07839241144954596066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-8878573211615261232011-04-06T22:53:13.549+01:002011-04-06T22:53:13.549+01:00I'd rather watch re-runs of the Charles and Di...I'd rather watch re-runs of the Charles and Diana wedding.Steven UKnoreply@blogger.com