tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post2670684426507593940..comments2023-09-10T16:35:32.651+01:00Comments on Captain Ranty-Lawful Rebel: Hor-ses, Goats And Mules*Captain Rantyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07839241144954596066noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-86725940803514711122010-04-13T19:52:14.873+01:002010-04-13T19:52:14.873+01:00Re the chef has sex with goat story:
I remember th...Re the chef has sex with goat story:<br />I remember this being covered with typical tact and grace on the now defunct Mark and Lard show at the time. One of the funniest peices of radio I've ever had the pleasure to hear. If you need cheering up after all the recent bollocks (and who doesn't!) may I suggest you type "mark and lard goat story" into google and have a listen. It's the first link that comes up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-10442931621431075002010-04-13T19:24:11.152+01:002010-04-13T19:24:11.152+01:00I'm begining to worry about you CR, I really a...I'm begining to worry about you CR, I really am.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10072165710888952465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-71576366036653389142010-04-13T18:50:32.921+01:002010-04-13T18:50:32.921+01:00I think its a height deal, James.
It's not of...I think its a height deal, James.<br /><br />It's not often one is out and about in the countryside with a stepladder, now is it?<br /><br />Kneepads, on the other hand (Ed: WTF?), can fit snugly into a coat pocket.<br /><br />I imagine.<br /><br />CR.Captain Rantyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07839241144954596066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-89215064398912852242010-04-13T18:42:32.930+01:002010-04-13T18:42:32.930+01:00Is the goat meant to be preferable to the horse? ...Is the goat meant to be preferable to the horse? tighter or something?James Highamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14525082702330365464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-12882596187813574652010-04-13T17:00:21.705+01:002010-04-13T17:00:21.705+01:00Sue,
I am shocked that none of you spotted the fa...Sue,<br /><br />I am shocked that none of you spotted the fact that no mules were involved.<br /><br />I tried like hell to get "donkey" to work in the title (whilst retaining the Cher connection) but I failed.<br /><br />Still, I think I got away with it.<br /><br />CR.Captain Rantyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07839241144954596066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-16432975992772600692010-04-13T15:37:28.183+01:002010-04-13T15:37:28.183+01:00CR. I thought I had reached that age where nothing...CR. I thought I had reached that age where nothing can shock me. <br /><br />I was wrong :)Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07165615283953837706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-59225984714186306902010-04-13T01:55:04.584+01:002010-04-13T01:55:04.584+01:00Big Yin - ironically, the goat just got my nanny.
...Big Yin - ironically, the goat just got my nanny.<br /><br />Messy.Leg-ironhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04932361799889315359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-82016171608499172042010-04-13T00:05:50.332+01:002010-04-13T00:05:50.332+01:00Lol @Mrs. R. Sorry but that word just gets my goat...Lol @Mrs. R. Sorry but that word just gets my goat.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10072165710888952465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-79206028911181957132010-04-12T23:58:36.448+01:002010-04-12T23:58:36.448+01:00@ BigYin.
Surely the words Nanny and Goat next to...@ BigYin.<br /><br />Surely the words Nanny and Goat next to each other should be enough to defuse your affront :P<br /><br />w/v = ponstrMrs Rigbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06389986110372627649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-23296125952867805032010-04-12T22:07:05.618+01:002010-04-12T22:07:05.618+01:00Goat humping has become quite popular in our Penni...Goat humping has become quite popular in our Pennine towns of<br />late. Its either that or sharing<br />tables with stuffed skunks in the<br />local Wetherspoons.Worse still in<br />the Baguette area ,the Princes of Darkness(CAMRA) forming circles <br />around a pot of Directors next to a flickering candle.<br /><br />Old RamAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-55840755546776541452010-04-12T20:47:33.707+01:002010-04-12T20:47:33.707+01:00CR, could you please bin Mrs. Rigby's comment....CR, could you please bin Mrs. Rigby's comment...she used a bad word, NANNY! And I'm affronted by her use of the word NANNY on this blog. (sorry mrs. R, couldn't help myself.) :¬)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10072165710888952465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-45351375658012881192010-04-12T20:36:44.064+01:002010-04-12T20:36:44.064+01:00"Bloke has sex with a horse and a mule.
Two b..."Bloke has sex with a horse and a mule.<br />Two blokes and a goat.<br />Chef has sex with a goat. "<br /><br />Dammit, I was waiting for the punchline. But then, learning there's such a thing as <br />"caprine polyandry" <br />and <br />"the nanny goat wasn't too upset by the ordeal but it is difficult to tell.<br />Goats are like that. Never can tell what they’re thinking." <br />Was enough to spoil my keyboard.<br /><br />w/v = prantsinMrs Rigbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06389986110372627649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-30260903582252328912010-04-12T20:22:25.842+01:002010-04-12T20:22:25.842+01:00Go plastic mate. You won't regret it.
(Just n...Go plastic mate. You won't regret it.<br /><br />(Just need to hose them down every year or so).<br /><br />Just watch out for naked flames. They don't like that. Oh no. The stories I could tell....<br /><br />CR.Captain Rantyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07839241144954596066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-74277117492354259862010-04-12T20:15:57.281+01:002010-04-12T20:15:57.281+01:00I'm all for a bit of sexual experimentation CR...I'm all for a bit of sexual experimentation CR, (I am left handed but sometimes I go wild and use my right hand,) but those cases are fookin' ridiculous.<br /><br />One of these days I'll go really, really wild and have a go at the Mrs., with her consent of course...as if she would, sniff sniff.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10072165710888952465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-19392147290650328782010-04-12T20:15:14.259+01:002010-04-12T20:15:14.259+01:00Sue,
One guy had it off with a goat on a packed t...Sue,<br /><br />One guy had it off with a goat on a packed train, never mind near a camera!<br /><br />WTF was he thinking?<br /><br />CR.Captain Rantyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07839241144954596066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-71773909052044199832010-04-12T20:12:31.192+01:002010-04-12T20:12:31.192+01:00What's happening to people? Are they all menta...What's happening to people? Are they all mental? I supposed some men have always been "sheep shaggers", it's just unfortunate that we live in an era where they can be caught on camera.<br /><br />Thank goodness my man is normal :)Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07165615283953837706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-43848933798594249802010-04-12T19:57:38.414+01:002010-04-12T19:57:38.414+01:00CR,lets hope there were no lambs involed (thats as...CR,lets hope there were no lambs involed (thats assult on a minor)joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15304812679372098785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-79867375941521865412010-04-12T19:55:49.161+01:002010-04-12T19:55:49.161+01:00.....He rather unfortunately told the court: "........He rather unfortunately told the court: "The defendant does not have a stable address........<br /><br />You couldn't make it up...RantinRabhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10557178651491442917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-56539435468596775762010-04-12T19:34:11.921+01:002010-04-12T19:34:11.921+01:00Yeah, but what else is he humping in the kitchen?!...Yeah, but what else is he humping in the kitchen?!<br /><br />CR.Captain Rantyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07839241144954596066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-26499551898749384172010-04-12T19:29:38.130+01:002010-04-12T19:29:38.130+01:00"Chef has sex with a goat"
I guess you ..."Chef has sex with a goat"<br /><br />I guess you are what you eat ;-)Corrugated Soundbitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17305817712647242394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-48129995349701056812010-04-12T19:27:41.486+01:002010-04-12T19:27:41.486+01:00Sorry TFE!
I couldn't resist writing it up.
...Sorry TFE!<br /><br />I couldn't resist writing it up.<br /><br />The piece is for animal lovers.<br /><br />CR.Captain Rantyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07839241144954596066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271194216217582823.post-79407126279497735082010-04-12T19:23:47.836+01:002010-04-12T19:23:47.836+01:00I've just spat a perfectly good single malt al...I've just spat a perfectly good single malt all over my keyboard you barsteward.The Filthy Engineerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07584236558282159183noreply@blogger.com